Caption Time #183

1. Mandy

   19 June, 2007, 12:06 am

   Oh dear, Dave. I just…. :dead:

2. mikeB

   19 June, 2007, 12:10 am

   “Ahm dead sex-say!”

   Also, hi kids! Back from Europe. Noe I gotta ton of posts to catch up on. Missed every one of you

3. Anton

   19 June, 2007, 1:08 am

   OMFG, WTFLOLBBQ :puke:

4. Mark Steel

   19 June, 2007, 1:09 am

   Past being scarred for life, I’ll never be able to listen to Primus the same again …

5. Spud

   19 June, 2007, 1:23 am

   Fark, farking hell, fark fark fark…

   😈

6. pablo

   19 June, 2007, 2:22 am

   Will Ferrel finally does something funny

7. Jay Laverdure

   19 June, 2007, 5:09 am

   “Dad?!”

8. Vicus Scurra

   19 June, 2007, 5:10 am

   Penelope Cruz was never at her best in the mornings.

9. StevieC

   19 June, 2007, 6:00 am

   This definitely ain’t no ‘zillaguy and AnnieB will NEVER let him drop that hat.

   And Mandyzilla’s back!

10. Chris S

    19 June, 2007, 6:31 am

    Jerry time… pretty funny stuff…the animations at least. 😆

    As for that pic… I guess we now know what the love child of Fat Bastard and David Arquette would look like.

    :wtf:

11. sledge

    19 June, 2007, 7:11 am

    humpty dumpty’s bastard uncle

12. AnnieB

    19 June, 2007, 7:19 am

    OMG, he looks like the prototype for all the Don Martin characters in Mad Magazine! You know he’s got huge feet to complete the image. :limp: :puke: :wtf:

13. Lung the Younger

    19 June, 2007, 7:22 am

    Jesus, first The Proclaimers and now this. It’s a wonder that there are any uncracked mirrors in Scotland at all.

14. AnnieB

    19 June, 2007, 7:26 am

    WELCOME BACK MikeB !!!! I wondered if you were maybe like ummm, dead or something. Glad you’re not! :wang: :wang:

15. Bjorn Freeh

    19 June, 2007, 7:45 am

    Connor MacTavish, leader of the Aberdeen Pipe Band, slips into his cherry tomato costume for the Ketchup Day Parade. It’s been said that, with over 30 pipers, the pipe corps sounds as good as it looks.

16. patrick

    19 June, 2007, 8:01 am

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    That’s him, that’s the guy! I always wondered where Don Martin got his ideas.
    Jerry Time was mildly amusing.:limp:

17. Randy

    19 June, 2007, 8:03 am

    Aye me lasses and laddies, me lost these two fingers when I got a wee bit close to the hatchet. But alas, if you were un’ta pullin’ these pants down, I would show ye I can still play wi’ this red bag’s pipe.

18. Bigwavdave

    19 June, 2007, 8:57 am

    ‘E certainly ‘as quite a load in ‘is depends.

19. Cindy

    19 June, 2007, 8:58 am

    MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!! :wtf:

20. Joe-the-ragman

    19 June, 2007, 9:57 am

    I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt ♪ ♪ ♪

    😆

21. AnnieB

    19 June, 2007, 9:58 am

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    The hat I wouldn’t mind. It’s dropping his drawers that would freak me out! *shudders* :limp: :puke:

22. harley

    19 June, 2007, 10:08 am

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    My first thought was damn that looks like Will Ferral,glad to know I’m not the only one. Also that is NOT the first thing I should have looked at this morning.Now my day is ruined,I guess I’m going to have to go rawl back into bed…thanks Dave.

23. harley

    19 June, 2007, 10:10 am

    anybody ele having trouble getting to the video or is it just my screwed up computer?

24. Sweet T

    19 June, 2007, 10:57 am

    What the Hell????? :wtf: :puke: 😐 :dead:

25. Astryd

    19 June, 2007, 10:58 am

    Being an artist I can find the aesthetic ingredient in most everything but…
    I look at this picture and can’t get past the thought “red water balloon with scrawny legs”… ❓

26. StevieC

    19 June, 2007, 11:58 am

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    That ain’t water, darlin’

27. crash

    19 June, 2007, 12:10 pm

    Oh i get it the next wwe raw champion look out cena

    cool tatoo by the way

28. Astryd

    19 June, 2007, 12:19 pm

    EEEEEEEWWW (LALALALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!)
    Now I know why they say Ignorance is Bliss… :puke:

29. Bigwavdave

    19 June, 2007, 12:35 pm

    Wait a minute…Isn’t that one of the “Fruit Of The Loom” fruits? :puke:

30. StevieC

    19 June, 2007, 12:59 pm

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    Must be the raspberry 😛

31. junkman

    19 June, 2007, 1:21 pm

    Will ye cheb feed yer mingin’ haggis bairn when it’s born ye santa pantied sporin licker? Ah woods hate tae be in th’ delivery room when ‘at hin’ comes it ay yer crease. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

32. Meagan

    19 June, 2007, 1:25 pm

    “Hey there lassie, you wanna see me Loch Ness monster?”
    :wtf: :puke:

33. Drusky

    19 June, 2007, 4:07 pm

    If that were a ‘Gong Show’ act, It’d sound like Vatican City on a Sunday…

    Caption? …. ok
    “Less than desired results at the school janitor try outs for ‘The Simpsons’ play on Broadway…”
    Or…
    “The REAL reason Sean Connery didn’t make the Next Indiana Jones movie…” 😈

34. Drusky

    19 June, 2007, 4:21 pm

    [Comment ID #189790 will be quoted here]
    Thank You! I thought that not to many people would remember the Great Don Martin…It’s kinda amazing just how much Mad Magazine fits in… I liked Spy vs. Spy really well. The soda commercials with them were cool. Mountain Dew, wasn’t it?

35. Maddog

    19 June, 2007, 4:51 pm

    ❓ Thanks Dave, you just burnt the retinas otta my eyes! Tell you Uncle to go put on some clothes! :dead: ❓ :dead: ❓

36. Flash Gordon

    19 June, 2007, 5:33 pm

    OMG! That looks like my odd Uncle Joe who stands on
    the front porch and waves his penis.

    AnnieB: the “Flash” has nothing to do with staying
    power. My Daddy was a fan of the old space buccaneer.
    :wang: :kiss: :wang: 💡 :wtf:

37. Bigwavdave

    19 June, 2007, 6:26 pm

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    What he said… :wtf:

38. AnnieB

    19 June, 2007, 6:28 pm

    [Comment ID #189957 will be quoted here]

    Yes! It was Mountain Dew! I remember those from a few years ago … in 3D no less. I loved Spy vs Spy too … the cold war was never so funny! I loved that they never had any ads (except that Moxie soda logo they stuck in different places) so they were free to satirize anybody they damn well pleased!

    I read that some guy from the L A Times said that all he really needed to know he learned from Mad Magazine, so I think a lot of people are in agreement with you! I sure am!

    I haven’t read one in years and I can’t think why because I always LOVED it! I had a friend in college who had EVERY issue from the start to the late 90’s. What a treat to look back on those! I only got to see the front and backs (they were in plastic) but still … they had some pretty great covers! Remember the UPC thing? They were so pissed they had to defile their mag with that … it was so funny!

39. ItsMeMaven

    19 June, 2007, 6:40 pm

    1. “Lickin’jock itch off mah pinky is magically delicious.”

    2. “It puts its pants (or kilt, for that matter) on, or else it gets the hose!”

    3. “Gee, I’ve been wondering what Fat Bastard’s been up to these days.”

40. mikeB

    19 June, 2007, 7:32 pm

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    Thanks, AnnieB! Glad to be back.

41. Savannah

    19 June, 2007, 8:04 pm

    Iam mentally scarred for life!!!

42. SavannahM

    19 June, 2007, 8:12 pm

    Is anyone else besides me trying not to puke?!! :puke:

43. SavannahM

    19 June, 2007, 8:13 pm

    ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

44. svnnhbanana

    19 June, 2007, 9:04 pm

    Iam mentally scarred for life!!! :puke: ❗

45. yankee04

    19 June, 2007, 9:17 pm

    Rowdy Rowdy Piper hits rock bottom…Thanks WWF for the curse now can I die?

46. Candace

    19 June, 2007, 9:31 pm

    Perhaps Fat Bastard went on a diet? :puke: 🙁

47. harry faque

    19 June, 2007, 9:36 pm

    That would be Ronnie Howard after quite the bender upon hearing that Unca Don Knotts had kicked the bucket….note the Mayberry RFD tattoo on the arm….

48. Driver

    19 June, 2007, 11:54 pm

    Every man dies…not every man really lives!

    AnnieB I too loved Mad Mag, one of my favorite parts was the little comics that ran along the edge of the pages.

49. Brad K.

    20 June, 2007, 12:01 am

    Nice tats.

50. ItsMeMaven

    20 June, 2007, 10:07 am

    There was a young lad from Bahrain
    Who prayed to the heavens for rain;
    For he’d squirted his goo
    All over his shoe
    And he couldn’t get rid of the stain.

51. Drusky

    20 June, 2007, 3:58 pm

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    😆 😀 😆

52. Myra

    20 June, 2007, 7:56 pm

    What the bloody hell is that?? I’m a Scot and I’ve never seen anything like that. Looks like a bloody tomato with a worm sticking out.

53. aubry

    22 June, 2007, 8:47 am

    frome land coco coco 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

54. OCBeavis

    22 June, 2007, 10:28 pm

    The Sultan exposed. Ugh. :puke:

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