Caption Time #182

1. Bjorn Freeh

   09 June, 2007, 12:26 am

   The other side of Mt. Rushmore (and you thought it just had the presidents’ asses)

2. pablo

   09 June, 2007, 2:05 am

   Coming to a theater near you. Brokeback Beach

3. Lilli Crested

   09 June, 2007, 3:02 am

   “Kit, Come in Kit, I need your help, rescue me from this horrid singing career, Oh wait, did I say Career?”

4. Lung the Younger

   09 June, 2007, 5:04 am

   Dutch scientists succeed in growing a larger scale David Hasselhoff in a lab. It may be bigger than the original, it may sing and act better than the original but the real question is, will astronauts be prepared to eat it instead of real meat.

5. Nikki

   09 June, 2007, 6:34 am

   I thought the Link of the Day was going to explain this photo.

6. Mandy

   09 June, 2007, 7:05 am

   [Comment ID #186720 will be quoted here]

   I know, right?

7. Penguin Pete

   09 June, 2007, 7:23 am

   I’m sure glad I didn’t pay attention in the 80’s, because after that the Internet was born and the 80’s would go on forever.

8. sledge

   09 June, 2007, 7:54 am

   Madame Toussads wax museum this is the horror section

9. Spud

   09 June, 2007, 9:40 am

   Yeah, throw me a clue as well Dave, otherwise the photo rates as wierd with a capital R.

10. Bigwavdave

    09 June, 2007, 10:09 am

    “Please help me doc. I’ve got a giant tumor growing on my shoulder. It’s ugly and painful, and it keeps trying to sing.”

11. cowgirl

    09 June, 2007, 10:31 am

    “I swear I won’t drink anymore”

12. cowgirl

    09 June, 2007, 10:35 am

    can we get any Gayer ( is that even a word?)??

13. cowgirl

    09 June, 2007, 10:35 am

    can we get any Gayer ( is that even a word?)??

14. AnnieB

    09 June, 2007, 12:07 pm

    I guess this is what the Hoff has when he looks in the mirror … double vision.

15. Brian

    09 June, 2007, 2:27 pm

    oh god there are two of them… I’m in hell. I knew I was coming here but damn that was quick. :wtf: 👿

16. melissa

    09 June, 2007, 3:25 pm

    huh?

17. harley

    09 June, 2007, 3:30 pm

    that was the most horrible,evil thing i have ever seen…that image is going to be flashing in my mind all day.that was just cruel dave. :puke:

18. chainstay

    09 June, 2007, 4:11 pm

    So it was his evil twin that did that was doing the drinking.

19. chainstay

    09 June, 2007, 4:23 pm

    Let me rephrase that. So, it was his evil twin that was doing the drinking.(sorry, it has been a day long. No..no long day been it has. No wait, just give me a sec, hold on. day been has.. Oh piss on it! I am going to go watch some cartoons.

20. Flash Gordon

    09 June, 2007, 4:44 pm

    [Comment ID #186701 will be quoted here]

    You mean that’s not their asses? 😕 😕 :wtf: :wtf: :puke:

21. Driver

    09 June, 2007, 6:06 pm

    David Hasslehoff anounced today his plans to open his own fast food chain, here on the left you see the head you will speak to for placing your order in the drive thru.

    I love the USB dog that cracked me up.

    Lab meat-NO THANKS if it was’nt raised on a farm for food or live wild first NO THANKS!

    Has anyone else checked out the Paris in jail music video, its just to f%^kin funny.

22. Meagan

    09 June, 2007, 7:57 pm

    Dear God, it multiplied! :wtf:

23. Jay Laverdure

    09 June, 2007, 10:52 pm

    “Look- all I was doing is PROVING my floor was clean enough to eat off…”

24. Master Solace

    10 June, 2007, 1:38 am

    This is the Spirit of Thought-I-Had-A-Career……evil and remorseful…..don’t believe me…..look at his eyes……and remember he IS a drunk……..all drunks are sorry about something…….I’m sorry I had to see this…….

25. Nikki

    10 June, 2007, 9:19 am

    Whatever you do, never ever feed it after midnight.

26. Maddog

    10 June, 2007, 11:15 am

    :!:What the….. 🙄 And you thought the Canadian Fairy Leaf was strange ❓

27. thewhiteknight

    10 June, 2007, 11:39 am

    Ah yes, the beginers shooting range……. 😈 😆

28. kdub

    10 June, 2007, 12:30 pm

    By the way, bacon in a cup has already been invented, it’s called Guinness.

29. Master Solace

    10 June, 2007, 3:33 pm

    [Comment ID #186910 will be quoted here]

    I thought I knew that taste from somewhere else……I guess that is why I stick the guys they start with J…..you know Jack D….Jim B….Johnnie W……Jose C……..

30. jupiterschild

    10 June, 2007, 3:43 pm

    Oh NO!!! Its the attack of the Killer Hasbeens!!! Run everybody RUN!! 😮

31. Mikeme

    10 June, 2007, 5:02 pm

    Assholehoff!

32. rust

    10 June, 2007, 9:42 pm

    c’mon you guys. David Hasselhof isn’t gay! Like, didn’t he have a thing with Joan Collins? or something? maybe with some ugly old bag? No? never been with a woman…? Oh, he’s gay? Cripes. :limp:

33. pablo

    11 June, 2007, 1:14 am

    Two Hasselhoffs for two days. Make it go away!!!!

34. yankee04

    11 June, 2007, 8:30 am

    You know this cloning thing has gottin way out of hand

35. junkman

    11 June, 2007, 9:31 am

    in the new release of guildwars the final monster you must face is called the doppelhoffer. beware. even if you cut off both heads it can still function normally and cause damage with its poison aqua velva skin.

    i think scientists have been growing meat in labs ever since female freshmen began volunteering to help out in the summer for extra credits.

36. Lung the Younger

    11 June, 2007, 11:21 am

    The real Hasselhoff = mini-me.

37. Astryd

    11 June, 2007, 3:00 pm

    Big Hasselhoff head looks at the other and says “Man I am a sexy bitch! Give me a minute alone please. No no no, leave the picture. I’ll call you when I’m done…”

38. Drusky

    11 June, 2007, 6:52 pm

    Today, ‘The Hoff’ announced his skin condition to the world. He felt that people would eventually notice the head of Pete Rose on his shoulder and keep trying to squeeze it…

39. Brad K.

    12 June, 2007, 11:55 am

    Hank had two of the best of the Pat Boone clones out for exercise this afternoon. Still sluggish from the nutrient solution where they developed, these two have the improved voice that Hank had wanted, and the enthusiasm his wife insisted on.

    Hank was both pleased how the PB run went, and concerned about the afternoon’s meeting. Mandy had expressed concerns that the breasts on her clones were a bit *too* perky. Well, ‘sufficient unto the day, are the troubles thereof’. At least, he could look forward to some fine Pat Boone Clone singing over lunch.

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