Likely Combination

1. Spud

   03 May, 2007, 4:57 am

   Beer, Bait & Alchohol,
   Ammo & Compvters Repaired.

   1900-Farkme-good

2. AnnieB

   03 May, 2007, 6:15 am

   I needed the “U” for my SUBS. We don’t sell no cars here smartass. 🙄

3. Lung the Younger

   03 May, 2007, 6:28 am

   God, I can just picture it. A hick in a baseball cap and wife beater rolling out from under your I-Mac and wiping the oil off his hands.
   “Buddy, I can’t do nuthin’ for ya here. That thar CPU’s clean gone an’ bust in two and I just ain’t got the parts to fix it. Y’all are goin’ to have to wait till Monday at the earliest. Which is lucky coz my cousin Cleetus owns the only hotel in town.”

4. junkman

   03 May, 2007, 10:01 am

   hey, second nature forgot the final balloon knot at the bottom. i’m gonna get me a pack of CIG2rK’s for 6.28 and smoke my face off. 😐

5. Bjorn Freeh

   03 May, 2007, 10:25 am

   I bought my old Dell laptop there. It’s a real boat anchor.

6. beyonduplication

   03 May, 2007, 10:28 am

   ok, i give up. what does it say before ‘phones’

7. Joe-the-ragman

   03 May, 2007, 10:55 am

   Ya’ll dont no nuttin’ This hear is a dekoy for use yankies lookin fer cheap puters an end up over at cuzin cleetusus place. this hear sine is fer cheap hotel rooms! Geezh – ya’ll dont wach Andy Griffin do ya? :geek: :java:

8. junkman

   03 May, 2007, 11:15 am

   i can see an old guy sitting behind a shed with a used seagate hardrive tied to a string that he just jiggles a bit every now and then to entice unsuspecting compvter repairmen around the corner. he’s got jumper cables hooked up to a phone, so ma can git a hold of him, and he’s playing cribbage. waiting. a pack of CIG2rK’s in his front cover-all pocket and half a headcheese hoagie on the stump table beside him. it’s all right there on the sign. do not take the bait! :dead:

9. Bigwavdave

   03 May, 2007, 11:26 am

   What, no tattoos?

10. AnnieB

    03 May, 2007, 11:27 am

    [Comment ID #180224 will be quoted here]

    “Boost” … it’s a pay as you go cell phone company. (We’ums don’t wanna pay for nutting fancy like them highfalutin city folk.)

11. Meagan

    03 May, 2007, 11:30 am

    What do they use for bait? Old floppy disks? Those free AOL cds?

12. Lung the Younger

    03 May, 2007, 11:50 am

    Actually now that you mention it Megan, it looks like a few of the letters have fallen off. That probably reads COMPVTER REPAIRMAN BAITING – a bit of jolly bloodsport for the local pitbulls.

13. beyonduplication

    03 May, 2007, 2:45 pm

    well, shucky darn, that must be jim bob’s up the street. didn’t recognize it with “compvter” spelled right an all…..

14. pablo

    03 May, 2007, 3:08 pm

    When I got my compvter back from repair it had worms in it and smoked like a chiminey. Now the spelling check doesn’t work and it reeks like an old tvna on rye in an ashtray. Thank yov very mvch.

15. AnnieB

    03 May, 2007, 3:26 pm

    [Comment ID #180250 will be quoted here]

    OMG, that’s funny! Home run again!

16. misterarthur

    03 May, 2007, 3:38 pm

    Compvter was inspired either by a love of Latin or sadness following the end of the second season of Rome.
    CIG2rK is secret code for closeted Southern Sigue Sigue Sputnik Fans.Here’s what I don’t get: They don’t have enough letters to spell words correctly, but they have an ampersand – and know what it is.

17. Mikeme

    03 May, 2007, 4:10 pm

    Hillbilly mini mall!!! 😛 😛

18. sledge

    03 May, 2007, 5:36 pm

    Wehas da funereal home? no banquet and marridge hall? whut kinda place is dis?

19. pablo

    03 May, 2007, 7:03 pm

    [Comment ID #180254 will be quoted here]

    If you liked that, go back to the Woody Allen Style Cliché Contest and see my pathetic attempt to gain more votes through cliche’ filled groveling.

20. StevieC

    03 May, 2007, 8:12 pm

    [Comment ID #180274 will be quoted here]

    Wow, pablo. With all those cheezy clichés in one diatribe, you should change your handle to David Caruso.

21. Drusky

    03 May, 2007, 9:15 pm

    Billy Bob was envious of Geek Squad’s success and tried his own luck. ‘Neck Squad’ is comprised of good ol’ boys who run around in black and white jacked up 4×4 pickups and fix all your redneck high tech problems from that mis-plumbed still to what kind of bait to use at the ol’ fishing hole. They will also handle all the latest upgrades for your TRS-80, Timex-Sinclair, Commodore Pet and TI99-4A computers… 😈

22. Drusky

    03 May, 2007, 9:17 pm

    Yes, by the way, I AM old enough to remember those computer systems… ❓

23. AnnieB

    03 May, 2007, 9:41 pm

    [Comment ID #180283 will be quoted here]

    Like me, on that topic you contributed diddly squat. Zip. Zero. Nada. Why are you dishing my man? :wtf:

24. AnnieB

    03 May, 2007, 9:53 pm

    [Comment ID #180286 will be quoted here]

    So what are we talking about here? Methuselah?

25. StevieC

    03 May, 2007, 10:52 pm

    [Comment ID #180288 will be quoted here]

    Caruso is the KING of cheese. I wasn’t dissing pablo, I was complimenting his cliché filled groveling.

26. Penguin Pete

    03 May, 2007, 11:56 pm

    [Comment ID #180250 will be quoted here]

    The worms were for the bait. You got a two for one.

27. Drusky

    04 May, 2007, 1:25 am

    [Comment ID #180289 will be quoted here]
    As fast as computers evolve, I remember alot. I’m in my late 30’s and remember the internet coming about. To some teenagers, they don’t remember anything else BUT the internet. Hell, we’re seeing the first generation who don’t remember records, 8-tracks and other things that were popular really not too long ago…

28. AnnieB

    04 May, 2007, 1:39 am

    [Comment ID #180292 will be quoted here]

    Just fucking with you hon. Forgive me? Hey, I thought Caruso was the King of Hams. Ham, cheese … damn, now I’m hungry!

29. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 6:27 am

    [Comment ID #180315 will be quoted here]

    Nothing to forgive AnnieB – it’s all fun and games in Zillaland. I’ll take my ham sammich with extra cheese please.

30. patrick

    04 May, 2007, 8:00 am

    [Comment ID #180208 will be quoted here]And in the background we here the strains of Dueling Banjos- dere dere dere dere dere dere dere dere. Plunka plunk plunk. “Ken ya squeal like a piiig. U sure got a purty mouth”.

31. Astryd

    04 May, 2007, 10:43 am

    Uh oh…are we being left alone again today? Or is this just deja vu?
    You know how dangerous it is to leave us to our own… ❗
    Too late, there go the ZillaGirlz for a quick skinny dip, stripping in mid run! Wow what a sight!
    Gotta go…Wait for me I wanna come too! 😈

32. beyonduplication

    04 May, 2007, 11:15 am

    me too 🙂

33. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 12:04 pm

    [Comment ID #180348 will be quoted here]

    Left alone? Mwa-ha-ha-ha 😈
    I’m sure we can entertain ourselves ….

34. Astryd

    04 May, 2007, 12:47 pm

    Join us one and all in our fansaticalous *sex*capades through Zillaland! Free speech (typing?), Free fun, Free booze, Free drugs (*ahem* “Asprin” for those with “headaches”…um, yeah), Free *fill in blank*! 😈
    Everything’s free ‘xept the Girlz, they charge! 😛
    (Gotta make some profit somehow!) 🙄 j/k

    Fulfill bondage and leather fantasies with Meagan and SteveC!
    Ride the moustache with Pablo (if you don’t have one i have marker, no worries).
    Prefer mind blowing 😈 sensuous and sexy, we’ve got AnnieB!
    Customer satisfaction guaranteed! 😈 :wang: 😀 :boob: :boob: 😆 :wang: :thong: 😛 :wang: 😛 :undies:

35. Astryd

    04 May, 2007, 12:54 pm

    And of course we have many many many more for your pleasure! 😈
    beyonduplication, I didn’t forget you. You’re coming with me! 😈 You’ve gotta help me lead! 😆

36. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 12:57 pm

    [Comment ID #180354 will be quoted here]

    Reminds me of a greeting card I once saw in the naughty section:
    On the front it said “You turn me on”
    On the inside it said “From then on, I’m automatic”

37. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 12:59 pm

    In Zillaville, it’s officially TFIF!
    Thank Fuck It’s Friday!

38. Meagan

    04 May, 2007, 1:15 pm

    [Comment ID #180354 will be quoted here]

    My stage name is Darla the Dominatrix. A little good, a little bad, a little whipping, what’s not to like?
    SNAP!!!

    😈 :kiss: :wang:

39. beyonduplication

    04 May, 2007, 1:37 pm

    ‘thank fuck it’s friday’ sounds good to me!
    yay, sexcapades! can we have a cloak run? :boob: :boob: wheeeeeee~

    (we can say fuck?)

40. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 1:52 pm

    [Comment ID #180359 will be quoted here]

    Never mind sayin’ it, break out the :boob: :boob: and the guys will bring the :wang:

    Smear my body up with butter
    And take me to the Freaker’s Ball

41. beyonduplication

    04 May, 2007, 2:26 pm

    well, i’ve got the :boob: :boob: s
    i don’t know about the butter… i’m on a diet. how about jello, or tequila? or jello shots! :undies:

42. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 2:29 pm

    [Comment ID #180364 will be quoted here]

    Mmmm …. tequila. The original :undies: remover.

43. AnnieB

    04 May, 2007, 2:49 pm

    Hey guys what do you think about this for our “fight” song.

    Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! that Zillaette
    Huff! Huff! Huff! until you fuck yourself to death.

    Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
    That you just hate to make him wait,
    But you just gotta fuck another Zillaette!

    Hey Pablo … want to fine tune this? Like you did to me last night? Mmmmm baby, I’m getting chills just thinking about it.

    Apologies to Merle Travis/Tex Williams.
    “Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)

44. pablo

    04 May, 2007, 3:05 pm

    How about bad lymirics.

    All of the Zilla guys went to nantucket
    Their junk was so large the had to carry it in a bucket
    The Zilla girls reaised the antes
    By removing their bras & painries
    And we all jumped in a pile and said fuck it!

    Happy Friday

45. pablo

    04 May, 2007, 3:05 pm

    PS. I gots the mustache !!!!

46. Astryd

    04 May, 2007, 3:39 pm

    [Comment ID #180364 will be quoted here]

    beyonduplication-JELLO BODY SHOTS!!!! :wang: :boob: :undies: :boob: :wang:

    Steve-allow me to lick the butter off every *inch* 😈 . Yum! So we can prepare you with healthier lickables… :Twisted:

    Annie-HA! I know I love it! 😀

    I have a request for Darla: Everytime I come by you, could you give me a smack with your whip on my inner thigh? Please?? 😆 Pleeeeaaase??? 😀 Pretty Please With…me…on top???? 😈

47. Astryd

    04 May, 2007, 3:46 pm

    [Comment ID #180368 will be quoted here]

    Fuck It!!
    I Want First Ride on the Moustache Ride!!
    But with all due respect I’ll take second and I relinquish first turn to AnnieB… 😆
    Where’s Steve? I need You!!
    Dave you’re missing out on *loads* of fun, won’t you join us soon please?

48. beyonduplication

    04 May, 2007, 4:38 pm

    this is getting more interesting all the time… very fitting, i think. i know dave isn’t here to tell us, but today seems to be “No Pants Day” http://www.nopantsday.com yay, no :undies: !

    Steve – why, I just happen to have a slice of lime here and a dash of salt in the clevage…

    Astryd – RED jello body shots

    mmmmmmmmm moustache ride……… :wang:

49. beyonduplication

    04 May, 2007, 4:52 pm

    btw annieb…. weird that you know that song. thought i was the only one.

50. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 5:05 pm

    [Comment ID #180372 will be quoted here]

    I know what you need 😈
    Wait for it …..

51. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 5:06 pm

    [Comment ID #180375 will be quoted here]
    I’ll pass on the salt and just bury my head right here ….

    :boob: 😛 :boob:

52. StevieC

    04 May, 2007, 5:37 pm

    [Comment ID #180371 will be quoted here]

    I’m :wang: for a trip around the world. 😈

53. Flash Gordon

    04 May, 2007, 5:51 pm

    Hot damn! This session has got me so worked up
    I think I’ll go to a nice restaurant and smack a
    waitress on the ass! :wang: :wang: 😛 😕 :boob: :wtf: :undies: :thong:

54. Driver

    04 May, 2007, 8:15 pm

    [Comment ID #180376 will be quoted here]

    beyonduplication and AnnieB
    I am so glad to know we have some zillaette’s who are not afraid to show thier redneck side, AnnieB I’m also impressed that you know the artists of that song.

    By the way gals I have a saddle a set of jumper cables and a diehard- -YEE FUCKIN HA who wants a ride?
    Meagan excuse me DARLA perhaps this is UP your ALLEY.
    Place Bullwhip icon here.

55. Meagan

    04 May, 2007, 11:35 pm

    [Comment ID #180371 will be quoted here]

    Like you need to even ask? SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

    And Driver, I already have my jumper cables sparkin’. Want a little zap?

    😈

56. Driver

    05 May, 2007, 12:50 am

    So there we where, I was on my hands and knees wearing nothing but a saddle with a pair of jumper cables clamped to my nipples, beyonduplication was in the saddle wearing only her boots gouging my thighs with her spurs, Meagan while sipping tequila and licking butter from StevieC’s \limb and apples/ kept tapping the cables to the diehard [as if the spurs did’nt make me buck enough], behind me I could hear AnnieB screaming at Pablo NEVER SHAVE-NEVER SHAVE. Thats when Astryd walked in and things really got freaky.

    :boob: :boob: :wang: :thong: 😛

57. Mandy

    05 May, 2007, 11:49 pm

    [Comment ID #180375 will be quoted here]

    I LOVE No Pants Day! I’m not wearing pants right now. Just a bra and :thong:. Oh and my socks. chilly in here! My nips are all pokey! :boob: :boob:

58. Meagan

    06 May, 2007, 12:46 pm

    [Comment ID #180413 will be quoted here]

    Mmmm, tequila! Mmmm, butter!
    ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!

    😈 :kiss: :undies: :wang:

59. beyonduplication

    07 May, 2007, 11:12 am

    wow, this got interesting after i left…

    never shave? :dead:

60. Astryd

    07 May, 2007, 2:01 pm

    [Comment ID #180549 will be quoted here]

    Can you cut diamonds with those nips??!! 😛

61. StevieC

    07 May, 2007, 5:33 pm

    [Comment ID #180736 will be quoted here]

    Naw, but she does occasionally get a few tossed her way because of them.

62. |nSan|ty

    08 May, 2007, 12:54 am

    This must be the sign in in front of that place right off exit 202 off 75, before West Branch, Alger/Rose City exit. They have a redneck mall there, you can get it all…. buy a car you can throw a medium sized animal thru the rust holes in the sides, sell boats, bikes, motor cycles,also an ‘adult pleasures’ store, bait shop, party store, and sells wood by the bundle or cord. One stop shopping for all your redneck needs, open 24/7/365,they live there on the property in a trailer that I would guess has been there since the 50’s. Semi parking availiable for all truck drivers free. 8)

63. Wayne

    08 May, 2007, 12:09 pm

    [Comment ID #180224 will be quoted here]

    Boost like boost mobel[Comment ID #180365 will be quoted here]

    Hell fucking yes!!

64. Wayne

    08 May, 2007, 12:10 pm

    mobile**

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