Unacceptable!

1. Driver

   25 April, 2007, 12:53 am

   How do they know it was a dog, do they have forensic evidence, hair, saliva, an eye wittness perhaps and if so why is there no description of this eledged dog?
   😛

2. Spud

   25 April, 2007, 2:10 am

   They used New Improved Barf! on the clothes, it sent the dog mad, so it killed the chook.

   acceptable usage – 5 points

3. Anna

   25 April, 2007, 3:20 am

   I agree with Driver. Maybe Ethel committed Horokiwi, ever think of that!

4. Randy

   25 April, 2007, 4:33 am

   There is nothing like standing back and admiring your proclamation only to realize that you misspelled “acceptable” and are then forced to squeeze in a tiny little “c”.

5. sledge

   25 April, 2007, 7:05 am

   Ethel? ethel anyone that names a chicken ethel deserves to loose it If it was that important why not keep it in the house?

6. StevieC

   25 April, 2007, 7:05 am

   Poor Ethel – we hardly knew her. Dinner is served!!

7. Buck

   25 April, 2007, 7:37 am

   Anybody check to see if Fred, Lucy, or Ricky have a comment on this tragedy?

8. Cindy

   25 April, 2007, 7:44 am

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   Lucy…you got some ‘splainin’ to do! :wtf:

9. Bigwavdave

   25 April, 2007, 8:09 am

   I hate to repeat myself but,
   “…You’d better watch out, there may be dogs about.”RW

10. AnnieB

    25 April, 2007, 8:59 am

    Buck served … Cindy returned! Funny guys!

11. Natalie

    25 April, 2007, 9:21 am

    At least they remembered how to spell “acceptable,” which is more than most people can manage.

    I still can’t get over “pants-burrito.”

12. Master Solace

    25 April, 2007, 9:26 am

    This is important…..can’t you see that. Ethel the Hen was supposed to be the next animal icon like Garfield…but alas, a dog killed Ethel. Lynn & Stu…van der…Velden….anyway…Lynn & Stu better thank the stars that the dog didn’t get anywhere near George the Cock… 😈

13. Bjorn Freeh

    25 April, 2007, 9:58 am

    Here, Unacceptable! C’mere, boy! Good boy! Who’s a good boy? Good Unacceptable!

14. pablo

    25 April, 2007, 10:06 am

    Lynn truly mourned over the loss of Ethel the hen. Little did she know that Stu was waiting for her with a suprize. In his mind the best replacement for the hen was a little cock and he couldn’t wait to give it to her.

15. Astryd

    25 April, 2007, 10:19 am

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    Ha! You read my mind!

    Lynn was so preoccupied with the loss of Ethel hen because all Stu could give her was a LITTLE cock.

16. Meagan

    25 April, 2007, 10:29 am

    Lynn and Stu later returned to the message board to find the following written underneath:

    “Ethel did not die in vain. She was actually quite tasty. – The Dog”

17. junkman

    25 April, 2007, 11:27 am

    i wouldn’t do anything for some dead religious hippy. the clown walks without pain or fear today in my neighborhood. 👿

18. ducatisti

    25 April, 2007, 1:16 pm

    Boy, that Doc MUST have been stoned – everyone knows that it’s not acceptable or comfortable to stuff a Burrito down ones superhero underoos – you use a Taquito! Less mess, better visual presentation to the ladies (i.e. hard vs. soft).

    In regards to Ethel – what in the heck is a Horokiwi?

19. AnnieB

    25 April, 2007, 1:48 pm

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    A town in New Zealand. Explains a lot, huh? lol

    Damn, no more Eggs Benedict!

20. CaffeineAddict

    25 April, 2007, 2:58 pm

    Todays english lesson is to write this sentence on the board.

    “Ethel the hen was killed by someone elses dog.”

    Would the Van Ver Velden twins care to give it a try? Now calm down girls, you lost that hen months ago, it’s time to move on. We know it is unacceptable, and everyone uses a leash now. Please take your medication before someone else gets hurt. Class dismissed.

21. CaffeineAddict

    25 April, 2007, 3:00 pm

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    Sorry, I meant Van der Velden. Don’t kill me twins.
    :dead:

22. Flash Gordon

    25 April, 2007, 4:55 pm

    Are the Van der Veldens real sure the”dog” wasn’t
    a chupacabra? Would that be just as unacceptable?
    🙄 😕 :wtf: ❓

23. dougieace

    25 April, 2007, 6:58 pm

    that chick had it coming,so the bitch killed her

24. misterarthur

    25 April, 2007, 8:50 pm

    I thought Ethel was a frog.

25. pablo

    25 April, 2007, 9:13 pm

    Let’s take this a little farther,
    If Captain America had a burrito in his pants we should all be happy that it wasn’t the Flash?
    What does the Green Lantern hang it from?
    Since most super heroes are men should we wonder about Wonder Woman?
    Did the X Men ever do porn?
    Since the Fantastic 4 consists of a flamer, a guy who is always hard & stretchy McYarnpants, should we wonder why the girl stays invisible?

26. Driver

    25 April, 2007, 9:39 pm

    Anna
    Thanks for backin me up darlin.

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    LMAO Bjorn

27. Astryd

    25 April, 2007, 10:06 pm

    Harakiri?-Self induced death by disembowelment to preserve ones honor.
    Possible and very likely knowing that the chicken had been in a very depressive state recently…but my question, how did she manage to hold the knife with no thumbs?

    Dougieace-that chick had it coming,so the bitch killed her
    Ha, Loved it!

28. Brad K.

    25 April, 2007, 10:42 pm

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    Horokiri, a town in Wellington, New Zealand. Isn’t that down the road a bit from Babe the Pig?

    Map: http://www.zoomin.co.nz/nz/wellington/horokiwi/

29. Drusky

    26 April, 2007, 2:32 am

    All we had was that recalled dog food and that hen just happened to be loose in the yard…

    Good to see you again, Master Solace!

30. tinamarie

    26 April, 2007, 2:57 am

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    If the X-Men did pr0n, wouldn’t they become the XXX-men? And who doesn’t want a little (excuse the pun) of that? 🙄

31. AnnieB

    26 April, 2007, 7:25 am

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    Ah ha … another likely suspect! Well done, Inspector K!

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