It’s for sale! Any takers?

1. Fellow Eskimo

   25 November, 2006, 1:54 am

   While it is awfully interesting…I have to ask…Why?

2. Kristi

   25 November, 2006, 2:01 am

   The world’s most indecisive person takes the car in to be painted. And the rest, as they say, is history.

3. Bertie Spellend

   25 November, 2006, 5:40 am

   Dave – you found my car! It was nicked from the back of Digital Stimulation last week! Cheers – Bertie

4. Spud

   25 November, 2006, 6:34 am

   A Dominoes advertising idea that didn’t make it?

   😕

5. sledge

   25 November, 2006, 6:55 am

   Colored peckertracks???

6. Dale

   25 November, 2006, 7:50 am

   “did’ja see that car?”
   “yeah, I spotted it earlier”

7. DaveP

   25 November, 2006, 7:51 am

   I’ve seen at least one car painted like that here in MN. It had suffered hail damage, and rather than spend tens of thousands pounding out all the dents, the owner just put a polka-dot over (the bondo that filled) each dent.

8. Sher

   25 November, 2006, 8:53 am

   I’ve heard of “Naked Twister”, but “Mobil Twister”? :wtf:

9. Meagan

   25 November, 2006, 10:24 am

   Yikes! That car has a scratch on it!

10. Zilla the Younger

    25 November, 2006, 10:40 am

    Doing my best Nancy Kerrigan impersonation: WHY?!? WHY?!? WHY!!?!

11. tander

    25 November, 2006, 10:57 am

    Looks like a giant loaf of Wonder Bread (TM)

12. Kangaroo

    25 November, 2006, 12:16 pm

    Does it come in any other dots?

13. tatertot

    25 November, 2006, 12:26 pm

    Bingo Dabber run amok?????

14. Night Queen

    25 November, 2006, 1:36 pm

    Sigh……………… the things we do to make our car “easier to spot” in a huge parking lot! ❗

15. dougieace

    25 November, 2006, 1:57 pm

    the ultimate anti-theft “device” :puke:

16. scamper

    25 November, 2006, 2:09 pm

    New undercover cop cars

17. mikeme

    25 November, 2006, 2:29 pm

    Oh! what a feeling—Toyodot!!! 🙄

18. Mandy

    25 November, 2006, 2:32 pm

    Don’t open the door! Clowns might come out! :wtf:

19. pablo

    25 November, 2006, 3:36 pm

    “I just saw your ad in the paper for a Camry. What color is it?”

    “What color do you want?”

20. Amanda B.

    25 November, 2006, 4:09 pm

    The Clowns that drove it, got drunk and threw up on it. :puke:

21. Brad K.

    25 November, 2006, 4:15 pm

    Sharon looked at the latest ‘spot’ and grinned. What had seemed to be a bizarre idea now looked to be a work of art.

    Ever since that bizarre first time in the back of Dad’s car with her friend Jake, Sharon had kept a diary. She had noticed a few weeks ago that every entry about an intimate interlude included a note about the dominant color — his shirt, her dress, his shorts, her pantyhose, the ceiling in her old room, the color of Mom’s pantsuit the time she walked in on Sharon delighting Billy and her friend Sissy at the same time. And her friend Rachel was the one that suggested a ‘wall of fame’ to commemorate each encounter, and to see if any pattern emerged.

    Their first thought, to mark the walls in Sharon’s room, would probably have been more trouble than the monkey tattoo on her belly. (It was so cute, whatever Daddy thought!) But then Rachel suggested painting a car cover, which led Sharon to think of going ahead and painting her school car. And it was glorious! Why, each dot reminds Sharon of some encounter, tryst, grope session, or other erotic encounter with a friend or three. And all she had to tell Daddy was that she liked polka dots!

    The biggest problem with driving her DotMobile to High School was keeping the car under control as she creamed her panties time after time, reliving the ‘dots’ she could see, or those she could envision on the top or back of the car. At least there was plenty of room for dots to finish out this semester!

22. Amanda B.

    25 November, 2006, 4:33 pm

    The Happy Tree Friends are HIL-AR-I-OUS!!!!! OMG!! 😀

23. Flash Gordon

    25 November, 2006, 5:20 pm

    I’d like to meet Sharon and show her my etchings. :wang: :wang: 😈

24. Meagan

    25 November, 2006, 6:29 pm

    OMG! I never knew ants could be so murderous! :wtf:

25. cronewynd

    26 November, 2006, 12:33 am

    I would drive that.

26. Red Dog

    26 November, 2006, 1:08 am

    Who wants to play Twister???

27. cronewynd

    26 November, 2006, 1:23 am

    [Comment ID #80510 will be quoted here]

    BTW, this is my Dear Hubby… the punster. I love him
    :kiss:

28. Diesel

    26 November, 2006, 11:26 pm

    Your car would look like that too if you drove 100 mph down Sesame Street.

29. Penguin Pete

    28 November, 2006, 1:35 am

    [Comment ID #80619 will be quoted here]

    …with the Cookie Monster chasing you….

30. adognamedgromit

    28 November, 2006, 11:08 pm

    Fresh from the Paint Sample lab. They still look good after …..(look at car…. pause)….. 15 years.

    ok Trust me to be logical

    Wasn’t there an old comic book “The girl named Dot” she had dots on everything
    Well she is selling her car.

31. nanner

    29 November, 2006, 6:49 am

    :evil:I work with a lady named Dot this would be perfect for her. I had to show it to her–she didnt go for it much. I think she got mad at me. people with no since of humor suck 😳

32. Lisa

    30 November, 2006, 1:22 pm

    I friggin’ hate clowns. 👿

33. Jessica

    03 January, 2007, 9:39 am

    That’s undecided Dave. I like it it’s really, dotty! I would NOT buy that shitty lookin’ car for nothing! :wtf:

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