Our next line of defense…

1. TheFaramir

   08 November, 2006, 12:12 am

   What were they thinking? The red squirrels are MUCH more aggressive than the gray squirrels.

2. Spud

   08 November, 2006, 2:15 am

   Cute but maybe 100,000 of them might not be.

3. Lung the Younger

   08 November, 2006, 5:02 am

   Cindy Sheehan believes in reincarnation? Go figure.

4. Mandy

   08 November, 2006, 6:58 am

   See? The army is nuts!

   OK, I’ll shut up now. 😳

5. Penguin Pete

   08 November, 2006, 7:15 am

   [Comment ID #79690 will be quoted here]

   But, see, Rocky the Flying Squirrel is gray…

   Oh great, now I have to go watch my Bullwinkle boxed set again…

6. StevieC

   08 November, 2006, 7:24 am

   All your nuts are belong to us!

7. Nikki

   08 November, 2006, 7:31 am

   Can easily be defeated with a handful o’nuts.

8. MJaz

   08 November, 2006, 7:54 am

   So THAT’S where GI Joe’s gear ended up after that wild night of partying.

9. Kangaroo

   08 November, 2006, 8:30 am

   About time the animals were armed, next it will be the bears and the deer……

10. Kangaroo

    08 November, 2006, 8:39 am

    [Comment ID #79706 will be quoted here] The NRA FINALLY read my letters

11. Da Popster

    08 November, 2006, 10:37 am

    With the reinstitution of the draft, the quality of the recruits plummeted. ❓

12. Sher

    08 November, 2006, 11:09 am

    As long as we don’t tell the enemy about winter hibernation, we should be good to go.
    They could probably use returnable cans as protective gear just cut out lil’ arm holes.

13. sledge

    08 November, 2006, 11:38 am

    They could turn them into generals …about ythe same IQ’s. IS that real or a stuffed one?

14. Flash Gordon

    08 November, 2006, 11:52 am

    That’ll never work. The damned things don’t take orders too well. 😈 👿 🙄 😕

15. Cynical Villain

    08 November, 2006, 12:55 pm

    don’t be too sure, give them the right nuts and target, they can attack anything. But they need to have more aggressive.

16. Craig

    08 November, 2006, 1:13 pm

    That’s one of carl the greenskeepers ground troops.

17. BryGuy

    08 November, 2006, 2:31 pm

    Recruiting numbers are worse off than we thought….

18. mikeme

    08 November, 2006, 4:52 pm

    I told you Bush was squirrely.

19. pablo

    08 November, 2006, 5:15 pm

    Gee Dave, Thanks for not telling us your previous post
    http://www.davezilla.com/2006/11/02/this-will-not-end-well-3/
    was a recruiting effort.

    Otherwise, all of the nuts jokes aside, operation Desert Squirel has been in effect for a while now. Ground squirrels as infantry, Flying squirrels as the Air Force and we have all seen the waterskiing squirrel as part of the Navy.

20. liza

    08 November, 2006, 6:17 pm

    i dont want any squirrel i want a trained squirrel

21. thatonechick

    08 November, 2006, 7:08 pm

    its a cute little knife i’d like to see the a.k. 47s tho

22. Meagan

    08 November, 2006, 7:38 pm

    I believe they’ve trained the troops to go for the enemy’s nuts. :wtf: :limp:

23. Diesel

    08 November, 2006, 8:34 pm

    Motivated by the recent tragic loss of his family, Private Whiskers McFurry has enlisted to do his part in the War on Roadkill.

24. Chris

    09 November, 2006, 8:34 am

    you think they cant be a good army lol funny if you think about it they like nuts. so if you send them to war they are going to get the job done and make sure there is no one esle that will attack cuz they can thave baby terrorists. lol 😈 😛 👿

25. Wayne

    09 November, 2006, 9:41 am

    well i guess were fighting a bunch of monkys in irac anyway, soo lets fight back w/ the little guy. 🙁

26. Cynical Villain

    09 November, 2006, 1:19 pm

    Squirrely Wrath Squad! I can sleep better knowing they are around….

27. Jason

    09 November, 2006, 6:11 pm

    OK how did you get it in that outfit to begin with, without animal cruelty??

    but still funny as hell

28. runnineric

    09 November, 2006, 6:38 pm

    Okay troops send out the nut launchers! No, private randolph put your penis back! now let’s bust a nut!!! :boob: :boob:

29. Sam

    09 November, 2006, 6:39 pm

    awww its sooo funny … cough but very serious squiril 😮

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