Chuck Norris

28 October, 2018Posted inObservations
Conversation between any group of males in 1978 “Chuck Norris could beat anyone.” “No way could Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee.” “Yeah, Bruce Lee ripped the heart from a live cow with one strike.” “And he drank blood.” “And no one to this day, knows how he died.” “Norris got him.”

New Scents for Yankee Candles

19 August, 2018Posted inObservations1 Comment
If Yankee Candles actually smelled like things from the Northern US, the candle scents would change up a bit. Brown SnowdriftHoboken HoboLeftover Pizza in the FridgeWarm IPAOverpriced, Overly-Sweet Cocktail that Looked Good in the Menu, But Wasn’t Women’s’ Room After a ConcertCrushed Black FlyLacrosse CoachMiddle-Eastern Man’s CologneAir from a Hipster’s Bike TireFlint Beach WaterUnion Worker AngstMosquito BloodConey Island Hotdog, Extra OnionsSublime SubwayRustVacation Bible SchoolDetroit Bar MatPanera LemonFear of the South

Skunked

16 August, 2018Posted inObservations
Last night I was almost sprayed by a skunk. It was tiny.  Not much bigger than a baby squirrel, but the sight of its raised tail made me shriek and run away like a scared toddler. What. Me embarrassed? 
SIRI: Did you accidentally summon me?

Siri is the devil

13 March, 2018Posted inObservations
Was just in a client phone conference when SIRI popped up from my AppleWatch with this: SIRI: “Did you accidentally summon me?” ME: “Summon you? What are you, a demon?” SIRI: “Let’s talk about you, David. Not me.” Should I be afraid? I think I should be afraid.

It was 20 years ago today…

28 February, 2018Posted inAnnouncements2 Comments
Twenty years ago today, I quietly launched this little humor blog called Davezilla. It’s now one of the longest running humor blogs on Earth (if not the longest). One thing I am incredibly proud of is the amazing folks I have met through this site. Heroes (to me) like Jeffrey Zeldman, Heather Champ, Jesse James Garrett, Chris Brogan, Sara Evans, Alexis Ohanian, Matt Mullenweg, and too many more to mention. You know who you are. This blog has been featured in Wired multiple times, a book by Yahoo! called Five Years that Influenced the Web, and American Greetings even made…