Caption Time #48

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1. 

   11 April, 2005

   Spud

   First thought – holy shit!

   Second – *&%$ me!

   Third – what’s the horn sound like? – a tiger??

   Fourth – it’s kinda sad to do that to a bike.

   Fifth – they want how much?

   :wtf:

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   11 April, 2005

   Esther

   It looks like someone (or something) is underneath that material. See the ‘eye’ by the front headlight, and then the two lower arms, then the back leg going under the seat?:wtf:

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   11 April, 2005

   Karan

   Tiger Woods just wasn’t sure if the bike was “him”….

   

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   11 April, 2005

   JFLY

   Another pathetic crotch-rocket owner trying to make up for his poor choice in bikes – should’ve bought the Harley, nimrod.

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   11 April, 2005

   Fran

   Siegfried and Roy launch their new business enterprise with the release of their fabulous “Bad Tiger” Bike. :wtf:

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   11 April, 2005

   Kirk

   Now that’s what they mean by putting a Tiger in Your Tank! (you have to be old like me to remember that advertizement).

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   11 April, 2005

   Davezilla

   I can’t resist adding this:
   “It’s a Liger. Bred for its skills in magic.”

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   11 April, 2005

   Spud

   A magic bike ridden by a smiling devil clown? with a connection to Liger, the silent partner of Seigfried & Roy.

   😀

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   11 April, 2005

   frisko

   What a waste of perfectly good fake fur.

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    11 April, 2005

    Davezilla

    The Liger reference is from Napoleon Dynamite, Spud. A must-see.

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    11 April, 2005

    Andy M

    The blind owner actually spent his time listening to (without seeing obviously) MTV’s ‘Pimp my Ride’. Thinking this was a very popular thing she decided to ‘pimp’ up her husbands motorbike as a surprise.

    And you can be sure it was a suprise!

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12. 

    11 April, 2005

    Mark Denovich

    For the uninitiated, “furring out” your bike has been popular with “squids” (young/foolish/accident waiting to happen kids) for the last few years, after a bunch of motorcycle hooligans like the “Star boys” started doing it.

    Replacement bodywork on sportbikes often costs more than the bike itself… so this is a cheap and easy way of hiding road rash, while simultaneously indulging any latent homosexual tendencies the riders might have… Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    11 April, 2005

    mikeB

    Furries on wheels! Excuse me while I puke. :dead:

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    11 April, 2005

    Ice Queen

    Faster, Pussycat, kill! Kill!

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    11 April, 2005

    Moxie

    It’s a crotch-rocket cozy.

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    11 April, 2005

    rust

    All the chicks dig it: it’s a PUSSY magnet.

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17. 

    11 April, 2005

    Adam Keys

    Finally, personal transportation to match my man-thong!

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    11 April, 2005

    Phat Bank

    I didn’t know that Tami bought a bike!

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    11 April, 2005

    Esther

    I sooo did not need that visual, Adam.:dead:

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    11 April, 2005

    Natalie

    Rawr!

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21. 

    11 April, 2005

    Allison

    Am I the only one who got past the fake fur only to be ofended by how badly the wheels don’t match? Blech. If you’re not going to blend, at least contrast!

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    11 April, 2005

    wookiee

    Holy cow! There’s a bike just like that here in town (Winston-Salem NC), I parked next to the guy who owns it and asked him why the hell he went with the leopard print – he said he needed a paint job and it was easier to just glue on a cut up cheap seat cover.

    So there’s TWO people in the world who think it’s hot.

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23. 

    11 April, 2005

    Brad

    YOU ARE BIDDING FOR A NINJA THAT IS A REAL SUBJECT OF CONVERSATION BESIDE BEING A REAL WILD ANIMAL IN THE RASE TRACK.

    Rase Track?

    The sad thing is that I see a guy driving a bike just like this on my morning commute, and I live in Arizona. This bike has California plates – which means there are (at least) 2 of these on the road currently. The AZ bike has green wheels also.

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24. 

    11 April, 2005

    JFLY

    Hey! Isn’t that Turtleneck’s bike?

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    11 April, 2005

    Tami Jo

    Hey Phat Bank. How’d you like a Phunch in your Phace? 😛

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    11 April, 2005

    Lisa V

    If Liberace and Peter Fonda had bred, they would have produced this bike.

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    11 April, 2005

    Nikki

    You get his face, Tami. I’ll kick him in the shins.

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    11 April, 2005

    CJ

    I thought it was queer eye for the biker guy.

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    11 April, 2005

    Hobbit

    That’s some serious class right there. The yellow spokes only make it better! 🙄

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30. 

    11 April, 2005

    cliche

    Ride my pussy!:twisted:

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31. 

    11 April, 2005

    wantwit

    it’s/he’s a sex machine!

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32. 

    12 April, 2005

    Lace Valentine

    Poo and Piglet were just shocked upon seeing the yellow motorcycle that ended Tigger’s tail-bouncing life. Only Eeyore had forseen the inevitable chopper doom.

    “Dear me,” said Poo. “Tigger has taken quite a tumble.”

    “Rollerskates…” muttered Piglet.

    “Quite mumbling rollerskates,” yelled Poo, who wasn’t up to his best temperament, upon seeing his friend Tigger made into motorcycle covering.

    Eeyore scratched his arse against the haystack waiting to leave. He hated emotional displays.

    “Well,” sighed Poo, “It’s time for more honey.”

    “Rollerskates” mumbled Piglet.

    “Goodbye Tigger,” Poo said to the silent motorcycle as he wheeled around on one paw and dreamt of sweetness.

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33. 

    12 April, 2005

    Solitas

    That is just so many shades of wrong I don’t even know where to begin.

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34. 

    12 April, 2005

    Spud

    I thought it was quite good actually.

    way to go Lace

    😀

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35. 

    12 April, 2005

    Andy

    The tiger soon learnt to adapt its camouflage technique to the unfamiliar urban environment.

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36. 

    12 April, 2005

    Keith

    Edith Prickly lives!

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37. 

    13 April, 2005

    TinaMarie

    I think Esther is right–it looks like there is a tiger-fake-fur covered person under there. Personally, I think the bike would have been cooler if the guy had used a manequin dressed in interesting leather lingerie positioned as Esther described instead of tiger-fake-fur. Imagine the owner riding down the street, with his crotch jammed up against what would be the manequin’s ass? With her all dressed in leather (or Victoria’s Secret for those without leather fetishes) that would be quite a sight to see. :wang::kiss::wang:

    Now that would be a bike that says “Ride my Pussy”, cliche. 😎

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38. 

    14 April, 2005

    Anonymous

    😕 Ohhh mio Dio!!!

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