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When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as being, “Buxom.” We hear, “Morbidly obese.” When you describe yourself as, “Creative.” We hear, “Kinky.” When you describe yourself as, “Having classic looks.” We hear, “6/10.” When you describe yourself as, having “European looks.” We hear, “My nose could split logs.” When you describe yourself as, “Sexy.” We hear, “Puts out on first date.” When you describe yourself as, “Having unique looks.” We hear, “May frighten small children.” When you describe yourself as, “A picky…