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You keep saying that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.
LIGHTNING: The occurrence of a natural electrical discharge of very short duration and high voltage between a cloud and the ground or within a cloud, accompanied by a bright flash and typically also thunder. LIGHTENING: A drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus…
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That Dirty Hill guy
[ picking up my lunch ] CLERK: ZZ Top. ME: Wha? CLERK: You. Your beard. ME: […] CLERK: You look like the ZZ Top guy. ME: I’ve gotten that before, yes. CLERK: Yeah, I bet. That Dirty Hill guy. That’s who you look like. ME: You mean Dusty Hill? CLERK: Whatever it was. Here ya…
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Like one does
You know when you wake up from a dream that you were assisting Robert Smith solve a cold case that it will be an interesting day.
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New Year, New Pronouns
According to my daughters, my pronouns are Bruh / Dude / and Hey!
