Complete this Sentence #34

1. Meagan

   17 July, 2006, 1:17 am

   If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to soak my bra and freeze it just so I can cool down and stop sweating.

   Then later, I’ll try bowling with my sister’s seven-month old puggle. 😛

2. jenni_marie

   17 July, 2006, 2:30 am

   If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to shave my husband’s back… so he won’t melt. 😐 😛

3. Spud

   17 July, 2006, 2:43 am

   It’s 12°C here, raining, a typical dreary sort of winters afternoon.

   Just thought I’d share that with you lot who live on top of the planet.

   :geek:

4. Irish

   17 July, 2006, 2:56 am

   The pug bowling link was AWESOME! Serves her right!
   😈

5. Drusky

   17 July, 2006, 3:17 am

   [Comment ID #70635 will be quoted here]
   Between Meagan’s post and the pug bowling, my concentration’s totally blown… Must regroup… let’s see… Pugs and cold :boob: :boob:’s… Nope. You just can’t top that… 😈 😆

6. Night Queen Zoharath

   17 July, 2006, 3:58 am

   If it gets any hotter out today,(especially here in Florida) I’ll have to peel off my skin! 😆

7. Master Solace

   17 July, 2006, 4:27 am

   [Comment ID #70635 will be quoted here]

   [Comment ID #70651 will be quoted here]

   I had a really good one to put in my comment, but thanks to the lovely Meagan, I can’t for life of me remember what in the blue hell I was going to do with it……….I’m suddenly thinking about some very bad things……..or good ones depending on how you want to think about it……….and they have something to do with these :boob: :boob:………….

   I second that big time Drusky………… 😈

8. Lung the Younger

   17 July, 2006, 6:18 am

   If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to publicly air (among other things) my grievances.

9. Mandy

   17 July, 2006, 6:57 am

   If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to wear mybikini to work. :thong:

10. Mandy

    17 July, 2006, 6:59 am

    Oops :wtf: my bikini is two words. Stop the blonde jokes, please. 😳

11. TIA

    17 July, 2006, 8:56 am

    freeze my wig so my brain won’t fry 😆

12. Patrick

    17 July, 2006, 9:09 am

    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to buy boots for my ghila monster.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to mow at midnight.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to freeze dry my nuts.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to break out my asbestos undies.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to-I can’t think of anymore. IT’S TOO HOT!

13. Eric W.

    17 July, 2006, 9:42 am

    If it gets any hotter today, I’ll have to don my zebra speedo (and frighten the children at the park). 😕

14. junkman

    17 July, 2006, 10:07 am

    if it gets any hotter today i’ll have to dowse my wand.

    take the pug-heads bowling, take them bowling…..

    mmmmmm. peach ice creammmmm.

15. kok-a-doodle-doo

    17 July, 2006, 10:19 am

    if its gets ne hotter in da uk 2day, i’ll hav 2 wear a jumper.

    kl site. who r all of u ppl? wats wit all da :boob: :wang: :boob: and 😈 :limp: :puke:

16. franklito

    17 July, 2006, 10:19 am

    if it gets any hotter today ill have to take the day of 😛

17. mikeB

    17 July, 2006, 10:23 am

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    If Mandy’s comments get any hotter out today, I’ll have to make a run to the bathroom :wang:

18. Rachel

    17 July, 2006, 11:58 am

    :kiss:
    :boob: :boob:
    :thong:
    “If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to cover my body in peach ice cream!”

19. Jack

    17 July, 2006, 12:15 pm

    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to lick peach ice cream off Rachae :wang: :wang:

20. Mandy

    17 July, 2006, 12:47 pm

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    Dessert will be served on the Promenade Lounge. We’re having Rachel a la mode. :boob:

21. Master Solace

    17 July, 2006, 12:56 pm

    Between Meagan’s wet and cold bra…..Mandy and her swimwear to work…..and Rachel and the peach ice cream ALL over her body………if it gets any hotter out today(or in here for that matter), I’ll have to remove my inhibitions………….

    Yay…..no self-control………..

22. jeffro

    17 July, 2006, 1:22 pm

    SCHWING!!!

23. Myra

    17 July, 2006, 2:07 pm

    If it gets any hotter today I’ll have to ice my ass! Doesn’t that sound refreshing? :wtf:

24. evilmister

    17 July, 2006, 2:17 pm

    if it gets any hotter today, i’ll have to wear my speedo to the Kwik-E-Mart

    :wtf:

25. carol

    17 July, 2006, 2:40 pm

    if it gets any hotter i will have to put ice in my pantys 😆 :

26. Mandy

    17 July, 2006, 3:03 pm

    [Comment ID #70722 will be quoted here]

    Sexy!

    btw. I am home from work and sitting in my bikini. thought you boys would like to know. :thong:

27. Lace Valentine

    17 July, 2006, 3:29 pm

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to share my cool with humanity.

    😈

28. mikeme

    17 July, 2006, 4:18 pm

    If it gets any hotter, I’ll have to defrost my freezer in the nude! 8)

29. Meagan

    17 July, 2006, 4:18 pm

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    If it gets any hotter outside today, we’ll all have a wet t-shirt contest just to see how long you can last before losing control.

30. mikeme

    17 July, 2006, 4:21 pm

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    Not only would we like to know, we would like to see! :wang: 😈

31. Mandy

    17 July, 2006, 4:42 pm

    [Comment ID #70730 will be quoted here]

    If Dave will post it, I will send one (or two) :kiss:

32. evilmister

    17 July, 2006, 4:44 pm

    GAHHHHH :wang: :boob: :boob: :wang:

33. Spud

    17 July, 2006, 5:37 pm

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    That’s what I’m talking aboot!

    :geek:

34. mikeme

    17 July, 2006, 5:49 pm

    Kudos to Mandy!

35. dougieace

    17 July, 2006, 6:01 pm

    [Comment ID #70733 will be quoted here]

    dammit dave post,post

36. Davezilla

    17 July, 2006, 6:09 pm

    Damn, I have one busy day at work and you all go crazy! :wtf: If I get at least 10 people (including some women) wanting to see Mandy, then I will post whatever she sends me.

37. Marcus

    17 July, 2006, 7:32 pm

    God will have to resign. :wtf:

38. mikeB

    17 July, 2006, 7:33 pm

    Put me down for 17 votes, Dave :wang:

39. Driver

    17 July, 2006, 7:40 pm

    If it gets any hotter out today , I’ll have to stop daydreaming about Mandy :wang:

    COME ON GALS LETS HEAR IT FOR MANDY

    And nobody gives me a treat when I bowl 🙁

40. ariel

    17 July, 2006, 7:41 pm

    girl vote. . .should count as two because im awesome

41. FISH

    17 July, 2006, 7:51 pm

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    FRO :boob: :wang: :boob:ZEN

42. mikeB

    17 July, 2006, 9:07 pm

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    Do we get to see you in a bikini too, Ariel? 😈

43. Amber

    17 July, 2006, 9:17 pm

    lets see mandy!!! ( for the boys since it’s so hott outside make em happy!)
    :wang:

44. Drusky

    17 July, 2006, 9:27 pm

    [Comment ID #70733 will be quoted here]

    You’re a trooper, Mandy. Taking one (or two) for the boys is so noble… But why stop at two? Maybe it’s like Lay’s Potato Chips. Betcha can’t stop at one Picture…
    😛 Can you imagine the voter turn out if you had incentive like that?!?!?

    Wet bras, bikini’s, peach flavored ice cream body coverings, iced panties… Ahhhhh… What was the topic of this post again? Who Cares! Dave, if you don’t have a hall of fame for topics with kick-butt posts, it’s time to start with this one… 😈 😆

45. Drusky

    17 July, 2006, 9:29 pm

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    How awsome is that? Even the other ladies want to vote yes… Damn, I love America!

    

46. Pappy

    17 July, 2006, 9:56 pm

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    We’re only voting yes because it’s funny to listen to you guys. 😛

47. Poison Girl!!

    17 July, 2006, 10:09 pm

    😳 when did this become softpornzilla?? 😆 Girl vote for mandy!!! She’s got way more balls than me(or would that be :boob: :boob:) 😮

48. elektra

    17 July, 2006, 10:27 pm

    not me, I really wanna see. 😆

49. Flash Gordon

    17 July, 2006, 10:35 pm

    Please, oh pretty please, Mandy, send ’em on. Dave, please post them!
    Excuse me, my tongue was hanging out so far I performed fellatio on
    myself! :thong: :boob: :boob: :kiss: 😈 👿 :wang: :wang:

50. Tina Marie

    17 July, 2006, 10:44 pm

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    YES! I was thinking I would have to freeze my panties so that I could keep my sorry ass from melting, but your idea works just as well.

51. Tina Marie

    17 July, 2006, 10:47 pm

    p.s. Dave, post ’em. If Mandy is generous enough to share her :boob: :undies: :boob: with the world, then God bless (her every one!)

52. Master Solace

    17 July, 2006, 10:49 pm

    I would pick a few of the comments posted, but there are way too many the I want to………..so I have only one thing to say………….

    MANDY HAS ONE HUGE VOTE FROM ME

    Or two or three……or however as many as it takes to get that post to happen…… 😈

53. Master Solace

    17 July, 2006, 10:51 pm

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    It wouldn’t be too long…..any of you or ALL of you………. :boob: :boob: :wang: 😈

54. NuggetMaven

    17 July, 2006, 11:10 pm

    If it gets any hotter today, I’ll have to stick a tampon in my belly button and a light days panty liner between my titties to soak up all the sweat. 😆 :wtf: ❗ 🙂 :boob: 😀 😳 😛 🙄 :undies:

55. evilmister

    18 July, 2006, 12:16 am

    oh … my … effing … god … nuggetmaven … just … oh … :limp: :puke: hee hee that was nasty.

56. Wendyfb

    18 July, 2006, 12:38 am

    I vote for Mandy. A thank you in advance. Always good to see a beautiful women willing to share among friends 😆

57. Spud

    18 July, 2006, 2:19 am

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    Ah, it’s kinda been like that for as long as I remember…

    :geek:

58. Esther

    18 July, 2006, 2:52 am

    Mandy’s ass? Sure! :kiss:

59. Arthur Chaparyan

    18 July, 2006, 3:27 am

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to eat my fish assholes

60. Amanda B.

    18 July, 2006, 6:25 am

    I vote for Mandy!!!! U go Gurl! :kiss:

61. Davezilla

    18 July, 2006, 7:15 am

    I think more votes came from women this time. Hawt.

62. Peaches

    18 July, 2006, 8:04 am

    Can’t my vote! I like looking at sexy women too!

63. Peaches

    18 July, 2006, 8:04 am

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    That was hilarious!!

64. Patrick

    18 July, 2006, 8:38 am

    re: Mandy’s offer- Put a halter on the puppies and take them for a walk!! :wang:

65. Penguin Pete

    18 July, 2006, 9:14 am

    If it gets any hotter, I’ll have to hose down the Davezilla-readers!
    One horny bunch in here…

66. astroknut

    18 July, 2006, 1:16 pm

    I want to lick up some peach ice cream, and cast a couple of dozen votes for Mandy! :wang: :wang: :boob: :boob: 😛

67. joeho

    18 July, 2006, 5:46 pm

    I’m from Chicago – put me down for say 5 votes for Many’s :boob: and :undies: shots!

68. Drusky

    18 July, 2006, 8:49 pm

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    Halter? I prefer my things free range

    😛

69. Duker

    19 July, 2006, 3:35 pm

    OK Mandy, let’s have a look at the cookie now……stop teasing…….are you done with her pics yet, Dave? Clean up & start posting already!!!!GEEZ!!!

70. a

    20 July, 2006, 11:22 am

    shit my pants?

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