Caption Time #82

1. Spud

   10 December, 2005, 12:22 am

   Mick & Martha are living proof that after drinking 14 cases of Red Dog whiskey, you can still stand upright… well sort of.

   :hurl:

2. tinamarie

   10 December, 2005, 1:08 am

   Two people, same thought, different reactions:
   Him: “Oh yeah. She’s liquored up and we’re going to have wild sloppy sex later! Mmmmmmm!”
   Her: “Oh. Yeah. I’m liquored up. We’re going to have wild…sloppy…sex…later. mmm…mm….mmm…m.”

3. Kenn

   10 December, 2005, 3:45 am

   Before removing the rest of her clown makeup, Pat pauses briefly to pose for a photo with her gender reassignment surgeon.

4. Joseph Schmoe

   10 December, 2005, 4:10 am

   Michael Jackson- the later years

5. jwalkingthunder

   10 December, 2005, 5:41 am

   :limp:lets hope they don;t bred

6. Amanda B.

   10 December, 2005, 6:30 am

   What the hell is that on the wall behind them and is she handcuffed??? ❗

7. Spud

   10 December, 2005, 7:12 am

   I believe it’s Mexican Mick’s portrait in the early years.

   oh, and the handcuffs are for later mon petite yum.

   as for Kenn’s comment, I laughed at that – gender reassignment surgeon.

   😈

8. underdog

   10 December, 2005, 7:49 am

   went to bed at 2 with a 10 woke up at 10 with a 2 oooooohhhhhhh

9. Nikki

   10 December, 2005, 8:13 am

   There are definitely a few blogs I would wipe with. :java:

10. mitch

    10 December, 2005, 8:56 am

    Final, and conclusive proof that love is never having to say, “I’m blind drunk”. :limp:

11. Gail

    10 December, 2005, 11:29 am

    Wine tasting – It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.:-?(Could someone direct me to the porcelain god?:hurl:)

12. Cherish

    10 December, 2005, 2:22 pm

    HEY! Keep your hands away from my woman!!

    Honey it’s alright, I’d never let another man smack you around because I know they’ll never do as good a job of it as me.”

13. Howie

    10 December, 2005, 3:07 pm

    The former Mrs. Bozo drinks way too much Thunderbird and marries Juan Valdez. Or perhaps, Dr Gonzalez shows off his latest success story on this week’s episode of “Nip/Tuck”.

14. Amanda B.

    10 December, 2005, 4:56 pm

    I don’t know if that woman needs a nip-tuck, but she really needs a BAG!!!:twisted:

15. operaticbacon

    10 December, 2005, 5:29 pm

    “Sure my wifes been dead for a while but I thought, you know, one last night out…”

16. Belinda

    10 December, 2005, 7:30 pm

    Her other pictures are all on milk cartons.:oops:

17. Nikki

    10 December, 2005, 7:37 pm

    Gomez and Morticia try to blend into the Santa Fe night life scene.

18. Patrick

    10 December, 2005, 10:21 pm

    One last dance with Mary Jane…
    :hurl:

19. Craig

    10 December, 2005, 11:38 pm

    say cheese! 😈

20. bo

    11 December, 2005, 9:17 am

    :mrgreen:The Sante Fe Lounge Lizard meets the Southwest Boozehag at the Annual Barfly Drinkoff.Starring Tequila shots till you puke.Either shes ready to or his hand found its way up her bum. bo

21. frisko

    11 December, 2005, 9:38 am

    All ya’ll need to quit pickin. Put your bums on the copy machine, and send the pix to Zilla.

22. Paige

    11 December, 2005, 10:19 am

    A nod to “A Mighty Wind”- Mitch and Mickey on crack

23. Davezilla

    11 December, 2005, 10:58 am

    Be careful what you ask for, frisko. They’ll do it! :wtf:

24. Marcus

    11 December, 2005, 11:15 am

    Free all of our Muslim brothers or we will excute this man and woman. You have one week to respond.

    Answer 6 hours later. You can keep those two. With love, George Bush, aka Junior.

    Some people shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.

25. DesertWench

    11 December, 2005, 1:31 pm

    One Tacky Hawaiian Shirt: $45.00
    One Female Escort: $29.95
    One Scorching Case of Crabs: Pricelss

26. Mandy

    11 December, 2005, 5:06 pm

    Tom Selleck is not aging too well. Neither are his groupies. :dead:

27. cody

    11 December, 2005, 8:21 pm

    wow! (pithy comment)!

28. jeffro

    12 December, 2005, 9:47 am

    The office Christmas party at the New Mexico DMV. after all , no one photographs well at the DMV.

29. BABYBETTY

    12 December, 2005, 6:58 pm

    Andale, Andale, Arriba, Arriba……
    This is who Speedy Gonzales’ charachter is based on…
    Is that a raw whole chicken under her arm?

30. lionel

    13 December, 2005, 9:19 pm

    Smallest bicep ever.

31. Daniel

    13 December, 2005, 11:43 pm

    Do you think she knows now that Magnum P.I. is nothing but reruns now, and this alcohol-riddled asshole isn’t Tom Selleck?
    Maybe she needs a :java: or a :wang:. 👿

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