Caption Time #63

1. Keith Burgin

   23 July, 2005, 12:07 am

   “For fuck’s sake, Hilary – is this going to happen every time you catch me butt-fucking the hired help?”

2. not in love

   23 July, 2005, 12:08 am

   *from under chair* *yawn* hey, someone grab me a coffe pleas…. *snorz* *more rustling* *grumbles*

3. SaraB

   23 July, 2005, 1:29 am

   Now… if I could only find my keys…

4. Dante

   23 July, 2005, 3:45 am

   Holy fuck! It looks like someone tried to recreate the trash compactor scene from Star Wars Episode IV.

5. DK

   23 July, 2005, 5:18 am

   Drat! My friggin’ roommate promised me all photos of our college dorm room had been destroyed! 🙄

6. bill rendina

   23 July, 2005, 6:40 am

   i must get a recycle can…..soon

7. kNo'

   23 July, 2005, 7:12 am

   Bon appétit !

8. Zarggg

   23 July, 2005, 10:16 am

   Ah-HA! So THAT’S where my chair went!

9. Sel

   23 July, 2005, 10:21 am

   “GODDAMN IT, Steve! I told you to give the maid a raise!”

10. rust

    23 July, 2005, 11:41 am

    yawn. seen one college common room, seen them all.

11. KZoo

    23 July, 2005, 12:29 pm

    After the ninth shot of tequilla, I just dont remember what happened at that party

12. JFLY

    23 July, 2005, 12:32 pm

    It looks like my kid’s bedroom…..on a good day.

13. Steve

    23 July, 2005, 2:43 pm

    I would say “excuse the mess” but live with it – we do.

14. Dweeb

    23 July, 2005, 3:31 pm

    Just one word: TWEEKER

15. rust

    23 July, 2005, 7:14 pm

    HEY! Someone better call the cops! THERE’S A BODY IN THERE SOMEWHERE!

16. pappy

    23 July, 2005, 7:21 pm

    Hello, police? I’d like to report a missing person..
    MYSELF!! HELP!

17. ariel

    23 July, 2005, 7:46 pm

    (a day later)
    Hello? 911? I think my nose has stopped working.

18. rust

    23 July, 2005, 9:05 pm

    911, how can I help you?
    I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
    I’m sorry sir, but you sound young and healthy to me!
    Yes, I’m only 18, but I’m in my dorm room
    RED ALERT! Man down in the dirt! I’ll call the paramedics right away..! Can you still breathe, sir?
    … barely … gasp … I … don’t know… if I c-c-can … errrk … make…. (spasm) … it …
    Hold on, sir, help is on the way. Sir? SIR?! OH MY GOD, THE HORROR! The (choke) horror…! Sir!! Can you HEAR me?!

19. ariel

    23 July, 2005, 10:15 pm

    ok, rust,thanks for taking the liberty of my idea, but why, if someone created that mess, not be able to survive falling in it?
    did theyre ass spasm and die?
    i dont get it

20. Spud

    23 July, 2005, 10:41 pm

    go with the flow ariel…

    to the dump .. dump .. dump
    hummed to the william tell overture

    on a personal note
    it does look like one of my teenagers bedrooms (on a good day as well JFLY)

    😀

21. Jenny

    24 July, 2005, 2:12 am

    wow…that looks like my closet…everyday:oops:

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