“Reindeer do not concern me, Admiral. I want that sleigh, not excuses.”
“Impressive. Most impressive. Santa Claus has taught you well. You have controlled your stockings. Now, release your toys. Only your elves can destroy me.”
“If he could sing carols, he would be a powerful ally.”
“The ability to make toys is insignificant next to the power of the force.”
“I’m Mr. Dark Side,
I’m Mr. Sith.
I’m Mr. Death Star,
I’m Mr. Anakin.
They call me Darth Vader
Whomever I touch
Starts to choke in my clutch.
I’m too much…”
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Here’s my attempts:
“I find your lack of mistletoe disturbing.”
“Reindeer do not concern me, Admiral. I want that sleigh, not excuses.”
“Impressive. Most impressive. Santa Claus has taught you well. You have controlled your stockings. Now, release your toys. Only your elves can destroy me.”
“If he could sing carols, he would be a powerful ally.”
“The ability to make toys is insignificant next to the power of the force.”
“Search your stockings, Luke…”
No Luke, I didn’t kill father christmas. I AM father christmas.
NOOOOOOOO!
[slices candy cane off]
“I’m Mr. Dark Side,
I’m Mr. Sith.
I’m Mr. Death Star,
I’m Mr. Anakin.
They call me Darth Vader
Whomever I touch
Starts to choke in my clutch.
I’m too much…”
K, that’s just brilliant.