Caption Time #295

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26 responses to “Caption Time #295”

  1. J Avatar
    J

    All the orange tan people should just together and f-in smooch each other

  2. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    Where’s the sound??? Video of the day… I guess I’ll try to come back later. T-Wrecks. Can hang a coat, maybe a scarf.

  3. Lounge Puppy Avatar

    He’s a brother lover, they are brother lovers, maybe they could love each others’ brothers?

  4. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    They’re all gay.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    [Caption]
    You know you wanna

  5. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Three more guys from a third-world ghetto desperately trying to get adopted by Angelina Jolie.

    Link of the day:
    I always suspected that premature ejaculation was the secret cause of dinosaur extinction.
    This species is called the veloci-rapture.

  6. Nicolette Avatar

    Man…. those sour Skittles leave a douchebag puckered for hours! 😯

  7. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    new whistler rap group schizzle my wizzle

  8. StevieC Avatar

    Ready to take on the hootchies in the banana condom contest!

  9. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    AY! How YOU doin’?

  10. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Winners of the “Make Your Face Look Like An Asshole” contest…

  11. Avalon Avatar
    Avalon

    Meet the sphincter triplets

  12. rust Avatar

    The IT manager was in town that day, so his crack team of coders got ready to assume the position.

  13. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    Re: Link ‘O’ the day. I think that would make a great beer tap.

  14. DAVE SUCKS COCK Avatar

    JJUST LETTIN YOU KNOW YOUR AN IDIOT DAVE

  15. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    –TRIADS–

  16. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”637343″]JUST LETTIN YOU KNOW YOUR AN IDIOT DAVE[/quote]

    Idiot? Hm, perhaps. But at least I know how to spell “Just”, “letting,” when to use “you’re and not “your” and how to punctuate and not leave the caps lock on. 😛

  17. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    [quote comment=”637343″]JJUST LETTIN YOU KNOW YOUR AN IDIOT DAVE[/quote]
    DDONT TELL ME LET ME GUESS YOU’RE NAME IS DAVE RIGHT

  18. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    Well, at least he used know and not no.

  19. StevieC Avatar

    [quote comment=”637343″]JJUST LETTIN YOU KNOW YOUR AN IDIOT DAVE[/quote]

    Obviously someone doesn’t like you using his picture. The scary part is that this is the smart one of the bunch.

  20. rust Avatar

    HHEY, MY NAME IS DAVE TWO. JJUST LETTIN YOU KNOW I ONLY GET MY COCK SUCKED.

    UHH, RATHER, I AM THE SUCKEE. NOT THE SUCKER.

    :troll:

  21. Mandy Avatar

    [quote comment=”637343″]JJUST LETTIN YOU KNOW YOUR AN IDIOT DAVE[/quote]
    he’s just mad because his boyfriend’s load was still in his eye when this pic was snapped. :limp:

  22. rust Avatar

    Akshully Mandy, I think he swallowed it…

  23. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Babysit this trio by wetting their lips and sticking them on a mirror.

  24. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Gee, I thought this one ran its course back on the 13th but decided to check-in just in case…Didn’t realize the cock-suckin’ triplets would breathe new life into it…StevieC, Mandy, and DaPopster got me laughing all over again…

    SLURP! :puke:

  25. pablo Avatar
    pablo

    [quote comment=”637349″][quote comment=”637343″]JUST LETTIN YOU KNOW YOUR AN IDIOT DAVE[/quote]

    Idiot? Hm, perhaps. But at least I know how to spell “Just”, “letting,” when to use “you’re and not “your” and how to punctuate and not leave the caps lock on.

    :P[/quote]
    Dave is our hero and leader of this pack of miscreants. So cram it in which ever hole you cram things (as soon as you pull your head out of it) as go to Oprah’s site and harass her.

  26. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Radio silence for a week – everything ok Dave?
    You’re not your usual prolific self.

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