Caption Time #283

Caption Time #283


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30 responses to “Caption Time #283”

  1. JB Avatar
    JB

    That toe is so hot…

  2. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Miss California tries her luck in the Miss Cameltoe USA Pageant… :thong:

  3. FiendishThingy Avatar
    FiendishThingy

    “…Stuck in the middle with you…”

  4. Linda Gonzalez Avatar
    Linda Gonzalez

    Is it me or is she looking alot like Maridith Baxter (Burney)…. spooky. :knickers:

  5. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    The bikini of champions!

  6. ShiftyTim Avatar
    ShiftyTim

    looks hungry… :knickers: ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  7. StevieC Avatar

    Miss Kansas sings a song from The Wizard Of Oz with ToeToe.

  8. Nicolette Avatar

    Aside from the camel toe, did anyone notice that she looks like she’s high? Just sayin’…..

    “Becky Lou had a strange feeling the judges weren’t looking at her face anymore. Either or… she just couldn’t wait to get off stage and pick her monster wedgie in private so no one would know she had one.” :puke:

  9. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Poor girl, she probably died of embarrassment when she saw that video.

  10. Mandy Avatar

    [quote comment=”632091″]Aside from the camel toe, did anyone notice that she looks like she’s high? Just sayin’…..

    “Becky Lou had a strange feeling the judges weren’t looking at her face anymore. Either or… she just couldn’t wait to get off stage and pick her monster wedgie in private so no one would know she had one.” :puke:[/quote]
    high or about to sneeze. i think she has allergies and is inhaling really hard for a big one, that’s why her :knickers: snuck up her cootch

  11. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    she looks like she is about to deep throat the mike..that would probably cause the ‘toe

  12. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    “Life is hard, wear a cup”. Do they make a cootchie cup to avoid such embarrassing situations?

  13. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    “I’d wish for world peace”

  14. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”632095″]”Life is hard, wear a cup”. Do they make a cootchie cup to avoid such embarrassing situations?[/quote]
    Yes, I actually linked to it a few months back. I think it did the reverse though and GAVE you toe.

  15. drew Avatar
    drew

    that’s one big ham wallet

  16. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    I want one of those !!!!! :wang:

  17. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Sadly, the judges disqualified her for flagrant ‘Lip-Synching’ before she even started singing. Paula later asked her for her number… ๐Ÿ˜›

  18. Don Avatar
    Don

    Much better pic today Dave, more then makes up for yesterday’s. It’s not everyday you get Toe in zillaland :wang: :wang: :wang:

  19. AnnieB Avatar

    “Read my lips: no Bush.”

  20. rem1967 Avatar
    rem1967

    It’s funny how things just creep up on you sometimes…

  21. Lung the Younger Avatar

    I think it’s the vacuum in the head that causes the suction down below.

  22. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    :love: :knickers:

  23. Lung the Younger Avatar

    THE VALLEYGIRL HYBRID:

    Due to environmental considerations and to achieve a sizeable reduction in greenhouse gas emissions, all blondes built from this date forward will be equipped to also travel on monorail.

  24. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    mini moses’ feeble attempt to part the pink sea. :love: :knickers:

  25. Failboat9000 Avatar
    Failboat9000

    [quote comment=”632138″]THE VALLEYGIRL HYBRID:

    Due to environmental considerations and to achieve a sizeable reduction in greenhouse gas emissions, all blondes built from this date forward will be equipped to also travel on monorail.[/quote]

    Oh good grief! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜†

    You just put some very bad images in my head! ๐Ÿ˜›

    Now we just need a ‘Monorail Blonde’ lolpic…

  26. J Avatar
    J

    what the heck was that show??

  27. Maven Avatar

    I dunno why they call it camel “toe.” Looks like the whole damned hoof to me!

  28. JulesOdeNile Avatar
    JulesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”632112″]”Read my lips: no Bush.”[/quote]
    winner :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

  29. JulesOdeNile Avatar
    JulesOdeNile

    psssst, did any one see that camel toe….? ๐Ÿ™„

    if that’s the action up front, the rear must be advancing towards the brain by now!!! that thing has a life of it’s own.

    “O, that i were that pair of :knickers: :wang:

  30. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    I think I actually see hair color through the bathsuit!! Eww, and the roots are as embarrassing as the toe…

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