Caption Time #216

1. Nik

   14 January, 2008, 7:50 am

   The chippendales dancer was rejected by his peers in a brutal unchippendaling ritual designed to break and humiliate.

2. patrick

   14 January, 2008, 7:50 am

   When the drugs wore off and Jason woke up, in jail, he was really pissed that he missed Halloween- by ten years!

3. Nicolette

   14 January, 2008, 8:03 am

   Street corner vampier pole dancing!! 😈

4. brad s.

   14 January, 2008, 8:05 am

   that’s what you get when you sit at a traffic light when the light turn’s green

5. Bigwavdave

   14 January, 2008, 8:14 am

   Some sort of waxing gone terribly wrong.

6. tanderny

   14 January, 2008, 8:51 am

   Depression hurts

7. Brad K.

   14 January, 2008, 9:14 am

   Jerrold, stunned, left his ex-wife’s lawyer’s office. He lost the house, the parrot, the car, both laptops, the rest of the furniture, and even his girlfriend’s racing bike in the divorce settlement. And when things couldn’t have looked worse, the lawyer charged him $350 for taking 45 minutes to read through the settlement decree before he signed the blasted thing.

   And he had to watch his wife throw the bike out the lawyer’s 8th floor window. Damn, that had been a sweet bike.

8. AnnieB

   14 January, 2008, 9:44 am

   Dejected and rejected Lars wanders the streets trying to figure out what could possibly have gone wrong …

9. Buster

   14 January, 2008, 9:44 am

   Which way to the Festivus ceremony?

10. Meagan

    14 January, 2008, 9:46 am

    My skin bleeds for you, baby. Wanna see my no-no zone? 😈

11. junkman

    14 January, 2008, 10:04 am

    eric the red pining for the fiords.

12. DaPopster

    14 January, 2008, 10:05 am

    Yet another reminder to stay away from mind altering sustances. 🙄

13. Chris S

    14 January, 2008, 11:09 am

    Here we see the nephew of Richard Simmons struggling to walk home after his first grueling taping of his new workout video “Bleedin’ to the Oldies”.

14. Faith

    14 January, 2008, 11:11 am

    I’ll get you Will Smith, and that prety big dog too!

15. MRDOUG

    14 January, 2008, 11:54 am

    Fire Man demonstrates his superpowers by melting a post…

    Man that elephant man thing gives wonderful visual to the phrase, head up your ass…

16. Drusky

    14 January, 2008, 12:09 pm

    Captain Redcurb, sworn to protect the interests of meter maids everywhere, sets up a no parking zone in front of Dave’s Starbucks. Not surprisingly, the coffee costs more than the ticket getting it… 😈

17. Pablo

    14 January, 2008, 12:24 pm

    Red Rover, Red Rover, send Carrie’s little brother right over.

18. Brooklyn R.

    14 January, 2008, 12:43 pm

    I think Whitney Houston said it best: “Crack is Whack!” 🙂

19. April

    14 January, 2008, 3:24 pm

    Is that a screenshot from There Will Be Blood?

20. Fleetwood

    14 January, 2008, 4:52 pm

    Must Dave always find these homo weird farts?

21. hoatzin

    14 January, 2008, 5:49 pm

    Chip overslept that fateful Friday.

    By the time he got to the theater, the line to audition for “Joe Dirt: the Musical” was already around the block.

22. Flash Gordon

    14 January, 2008, 5:54 pm

    Tom Cruise’s scientology mentor. 🙄 :wtf: :puke:

23. AnnieB

    14 January, 2008, 5:54 pm

    [Comment ID #222628 will be quoted here]

    I trust you mean Homo sapiens …

24. Flash Gordon

    14 January, 2008, 5:57 pm

    AnnieB.’s disturbed cousin Thing. 😕 :kiss: :java:

25. Meagan

    14 January, 2008, 6:16 pm

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    He’s not pining, he’s passed on! 😛

26. Natalie

    14 January, 2008, 7:23 pm

    The son of Marietta Fortune from Wild at Heart.

27. AnnieB

    14 January, 2008, 7:39 pm

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    I told you his name was Lars dipstick. He was ostracized from the family because he insisted on smearing himself with the blood instead of drinking it. Wasteful bastard.

28. javajunki

    14 January, 2008, 9:00 pm

    That is absolutely my LAST borscht eating contest… EVER

29. Spud

    15 January, 2008, 2:41 am

    As long as the pole doesn’t move, it’s all good… :geek:

30. Penguin Pete

    15 January, 2008, 2:59 am

    He’d been told by many that when you drop acid, it’s the other people who are supposed to melt… but he found out they were wrong.

31. Salmon

    15 January, 2008, 12:41 pm

    looks like xhristmas? 😈

32. Maven

    15 January, 2008, 6:37 pm

    “When clowns menstruate… news at 11.”

33. TimM

    16 January, 2008, 8:17 am

    Gunther was crushed, he thought for sure that if The Blue Man Group could made it, then the world was ready his Red Man Group. They were thrown out on the streets after one performance.

34. Rem

    16 January, 2008, 10:16 am

    thats me last sunday drunk lol 👿

35. DuckGuy

    17 January, 2008, 9:16 am

    “The last thing I remember was…”

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