Caption Time #208

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45 responses to “Caption Time #208”

1. 

   19 November, 2007

   Salmon

   there was an old man, a steam roller and a whole lotta pills and that’s all we know
2. 

   19 November, 2007

   patrick

   I think they finally caught Grampa choking the chicken!
   Or maybe he just wanted to make sure he didn’t get blood on his Sunday go to meeting clothes when he slaughtered the turkey for Thanksgiving.
3. 

   19 November, 2007

   Pablo

   Ever wonder where people get ideas from. This is deffinately where Rob Zombie got his Devil’s Rejects.

   Paging Captain Spaulding.
4. 

   19 November, 2007

   Pablo

   Looky here Betty Jane Bob, I got this here new fangled outhouse from that there Ikea catalog. For God’s sake tell Cleetus he can’t use it until he finishes building it!
5. 

   19 November, 2007

   Loli

   “Look ma! I can make the pan ding without my hand touching it!”
6. 

   19 November, 2007

   Flash Gordon

   AnnieB’s deranged Uncle Elmer daubing his privates
   with hot sauce. Can’t you control him, hon? Your
   cousin Tater is obviously unable to. :wtf: :kiss:
7. 

   19 November, 2007

   Buster

   I’m sitting here on the “woody” pile sawing my log.
8. 

   19 November, 2007

   Buster

   I’m sitting here on the “woody” pile sawing my log.
9. 

   19 November, 2007

   avalon67

   Please God don’t tell me they’re from Kentucky
10. 

    19 November, 2007

    Pablo

    [Comment ID #215496 will be quoted here]

    More than likely Arkansas.

    Look like a family of Hillary-Billies to me.
11. 

    19 November, 2007

    Brad K.

    “Cut!” yelled the director. “No, this will never do. We can’t use this crap for the Elvis movie ‘Kissing Cousins’. Let’s try the other shot, with Pappy and them girlies, the what did we decide? Yeah, those ‘kittie hawks’. Now get Hillary’s brother some clothes, and pick up that kindling!”

    And so Elvis, in his Army garbed movie ‘Kissing Cousins’, didn’t have to put up with Uncle Zebediah, Aunt Runie and Ms. Flora the schoolmarm. They did keep the dog, he was a pretty good hound. Besides, Uncle Zeb kept blowing his lines. When prompted with “ICBM” he kept asking “What missles?” instead of the knee slapper Pappy came up with “What BM? Where? I guess my eyes are finally going.”
12. 

    19 November, 2007

    Penguin Pete

    Lord Benjamin and Lady Charise Medici invite you to attend their house-warming ceremony, to be held on Friday, November 23rd, at 2 PM. Proper attire is recommended to be ‘tux and tails’. The host and hostess will supply champagne and canapes. RSVP
13. 

    19 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #215492 will be quoted here]

    Poor Auntie Mae just can’t take it any more since the doctor gave the old coot Viagra!
14. 

    19 November, 2007

    Gebel

    Ifn I told him once I told him a hunnert times, I said go outside and SPLIT us some firewood
15. 

    19 November, 2007

    Irishcoffee

    Yup, Pablo, got it in one!
16. 

    19 November, 2007

    Spud

    Ah sed git them thar matches Darnel, quik like now afore Pa gits outta that thar kindlin.
17. 

    19 November, 2007

    Mandy

    i’ve heard of shitting a brick, and pinching off a log, but never an entire log pile. he must have had a lot of fiber. :wtf:
18. 

    19 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    Gawd dammit Pa! I tole you them damn documentry people wuz coming today, not that you’un was gonna come today! :puke:
19. 

    19 November, 2007

    Amber

    I hope you feel better! Get well soon!
20. 

    20 November, 2007

    junkman

    if them broads was all there was around i’d be fuckin’ me a wash pan too!
21. 

    20 November, 2007

    julesOdeNile

    An’ now far this here the rockit launchin’ trick, ama just stick these here matches…..
22. 

    20 November, 2007

    julesOdeNile

    An’ now far this here the rockit launchin’ trick, ama just strick these here matches…
23. 

    20 November, 2007

    julesOdeNile

    er, sorry far that there goof up. the second one’s got that thar correrect spellings an’ all :limp:
24. 

    20 November, 2007

    Spud

    [Comment ID #215846 will be quoted here]

    Piles of it.
25. 

    20 November, 2007

    Lung the Younger

    So what did that compooter feller say agin?

    If we want to see the big game over the intar-net, we has to connect my feeder horn to the satellite dish, connect that to my lap-top, reboot and log on. Well I done all that. Ma, go see if Cleetus caught that mouse yet. The compooter feller sed that we can’t do nuthin without a mouse.
26. 

    20 November, 2007

    StevieC

    The Simple Life, Season 42
27. 

    20 November, 2007

    TimM

    The ladies are not too happy. Neither one wants to be the one who has to pull the splinters out of his ass again.
28. 

    20 November, 2007

    junkman

    speaking of wood…..nicolette is creating a lot of it around here. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:
29. 

    20 November, 2007

    Rickey Henderson

    Ah, I see the new “Resident Evil” videogame has finally hit shelves. My captio would be:

    “Resident Evil 5: The Whitening”
30. 

    20 November, 2007

    Chris S

    This is what happens when the porn industry tries to reach the wrong new target audience.
31. 

    20 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #215860 will be quoted here]

    Not that I can do anything about it. I threw mmy back out yesterday! :dead:
32. 

    20 November, 2007

    Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #215864 will be quoted here]

    You have the most beautiful Out-Back I have ever seen. Hope you feel better.
33. 

    20 November, 2007

    Astryd

    *see AnnieB’s avatar*
    Nicolette-Love the new look.
34. 

    20 November, 2007

    Astryd

    Oh, and get better Dave! :kiss:
35. 

    20 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #215868 will be quoted here]

    Thank you Astryd, and thanks Fleetwood. BTW Dave…. hope you feel better soon. Holidays can be shitty enough without being sick! :kiss:
36. 

    20 November, 2007

    Meagan

    Uncle Dad Jim Bob demonstrates how he “chops wood.” :wtf:
37. 

    21 November, 2007

    cbatdux

    VERN! COME GIT YER PA!

    HE’S A-TRYIN TA LIGHT HIS FARTS AGIN!
38. 

    21 November, 2007

    chainstay

    Velma, whump im up side the head agin with that stick soas I kin git this far lit. Y’all also need ta git that pan cuz we gunna need it fer the gravy.
39. 

    21 November, 2007

    Drusky

    Quick! Get grandpa back in the house. He’s done got out and is doing his ‘Woody the Woodpecker’ imitation again!

    Question: How much wood could a naked hillbilly chop if a naked hillbilly could chop wood?

    Dave, try getting the ZillaGirls to give you a rubdown. I guarantee you’ll forget about the bronchitis! :wang:
40. 

    22 November, 2007

    brad s.

    women flies off in rage after finding husband with her mom.
41. 

    23 November, 2007

    Mandy

    beverly hillbillies, the lost episodes
42. 

    23 November, 2007

    Mr. Biggles

    There was an old man from Nantucket,
    Who put his :wang: in a bucket …
43. 

    24 November, 2007

    show

    Bobbysuejoe! git the hose out here!.. Jimmybobjhonjoe fergot his meds again!
44. 

    24 November, 2007

    blaster gas

    Looks like my in laws on Thanksgiving.
45. 

    26 November, 2007

    Astryd

    He’s trapped!! Someone git the hose!!! :wtf: