Caption Time #208

1. Salmon

   19 November, 2007, 4:06 pm

   there was an old man, a steam roller and a whole lotta pills and that’s all we know 😛

2. patrick

   19 November, 2007, 4:14 pm

   I think they finally caught Grampa choking the chicken!
   Or maybe he just wanted to make sure he didn’t get blood on his Sunday go to meeting clothes when he slaughtered the turkey for Thanksgiving.

3. Pablo

   19 November, 2007, 4:22 pm

   Ever wonder where people get ideas from. This is deffinately where Rob Zombie got his Devil’s Rejects.

   Paging Captain Spaulding.

4. Pablo

   19 November, 2007, 4:24 pm

   Looky here Betty Jane Bob, I got this here new fangled outhouse from that there Ikea catalog. For God’s sake tell Cleetus he can’t use it until he finishes building it!

5. Loli

   19 November, 2007, 4:29 pm

   “Look ma! I can make the pan ding without my hand touching it!”

6. Flash Gordon

   19 November, 2007, 5:29 pm

   AnnieB’s deranged Uncle Elmer daubing his privates
   with hot sauce. Can’t you control him, hon? Your
   cousin Tater is obviously unable to. 😛 😛 🙄 😕 :wtf: :kiss:

7. Buster

   19 November, 2007, 5:34 pm

   I’m sitting here on the “woody” pile sawing my log.

8. Buster

   19 November, 2007, 5:34 pm

   I’m sitting here on the “woody” pile sawing my log.

9. avalon67

   19 November, 2007, 5:52 pm

   Please God don’t tell me they’re from Kentucky

10. Pablo

    19 November, 2007, 5:57 pm

    [Comment ID #215496 will be quoted here]

    More than likely Arkansas.

    Look like a family of Hillary-Billies to me.

11. Brad K.

    19 November, 2007, 6:08 pm

    “Cut!” yelled the director. “No, this will never do. We can’t use this crap for the Elvis movie ‘Kissing Cousins’. Let’s try the other shot, with Pappy and them girlies, the what did we decide? Yeah, those ‘kittie hawks’. Now get Hillary’s brother some clothes, and pick up that kindling!”

    And so Elvis, in his Army garbed movie ‘Kissing Cousins’, didn’t have to put up with Uncle Zebediah, Aunt Runie and Ms. Flora the schoolmarm. They did keep the dog, he was a pretty good hound. Besides, Uncle Zeb kept blowing his lines. When prompted with “ICBM” he kept asking “What missles?” instead of the knee slapper Pappy came up with “What BM? Where? I guess my eyes are finally going.”

12. Penguin Pete

    19 November, 2007, 6:14 pm

    Lord Benjamin and Lady Charise Medici invite you to attend their house-warming ceremony, to be held on Friday, November 23rd, at 2 PM. Proper attire is recommended to be ‘tux and tails’. The host and hostess will supply champagne and canapes. RSVP

13. AnnieB

    19 November, 2007, 8:05 pm

    [Comment ID #215492 will be quoted here]

    Poor Auntie Mae just can’t take it any more since the doctor gave the old coot Viagra! 😛

14. Gebel

    19 November, 2007, 9:05 pm

    Ifn I told him once I told him a hunnert times, I said go outside and SPLIT us some firewood

15. Irishcoffee

    19 November, 2007, 9:13 pm

    Yup, Pablo, got it in one!

16. Spud

    19 November, 2007, 9:59 pm

    Ah sed git them thar matches Darnel, quik like now afore Pa gits outta that thar kindlin.

17. Mandy

    19 November, 2007, 10:23 pm

    i’ve heard of shitting a brick, and pinching off a log, but never an entire log pile. he must have had a lot of fiber. :wtf:

18. Nicolette

    19 November, 2007, 10:41 pm

    Gawd dammit Pa! I tole you them damn documentry people wuz coming today, not that you’un was gonna come today! :puke:

19. Amber

    19 November, 2007, 10:53 pm

    I hope you feel better! Get well soon! 🙂

20. junkman

    20 November, 2007, 12:52 am

    if them broads was all there was around i’d be fuckin’ me a wash pan too!

21. julesOdeNile

    20 November, 2007, 1:33 am

    An’ now far this here the rockit launchin’ trick, ama just stick these here matches…..

22. julesOdeNile

    20 November, 2007, 1:34 am

    An’ now far this here the rockit launchin’ trick, ama just strick these here matches…

23. julesOdeNile

    20 November, 2007, 1:37 am

    er, sorry far that there goof up. the second one’s got that thar correrect spellings an’ all :limp:

24. Spud

    20 November, 2007, 2:13 am

    [Comment ID #215846 will be quoted here]

    Piles of it.

25. Lung the Younger

    20 November, 2007, 4:02 am

    So what did that compooter feller say agin?

    If we want to see the big game over the intar-net, we has to connect my feeder horn to the satellite dish, connect that to my lap-top, reboot and log on. Well I done all that. Ma, go see if Cleetus caught that mouse yet. The compooter feller sed that we can’t do nuthin without a mouse.

26. StevieC

    20 November, 2007, 6:59 am

    The Simple Life, Season 42

27. TimM

    20 November, 2007, 8:18 am

    The ladies are not too happy. Neither one wants to be the one who has to pull the splinters out of his ass again.

28. junkman

    20 November, 2007, 9:21 am

    speaking of wood…..nicolette is creating a lot of it around here. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

29. Rickey Henderson

    20 November, 2007, 10:24 am

    Ah, I see the new “Resident Evil” videogame has finally hit shelves. My captio would be:

    “Resident Evil 5: The Whitening”

30. Chris S

    20 November, 2007, 10:26 am

    This is what happens when the porn industry tries to reach the wrong new target audience.

31. Nicolette

    20 November, 2007, 12:31 pm

    [Comment ID #215860 will be quoted here]

    Not that I can do anything about it. I threw mmy back out yesterday! :dead:

32. Fleetwood

    20 November, 2007, 4:15 pm

    [Comment ID #215864 will be quoted here]

    You have the most beautiful Out-Back I have ever seen. Hope you feel better.

33. Astryd

    20 November, 2007, 4:39 pm

    *see AnnieB’s avatar*
    Nicolette-Love the new look.

34. Astryd

    20 November, 2007, 4:41 pm

    Oh, and get better Dave! :kiss:

35. Nicolette

    20 November, 2007, 4:56 pm

    [Comment ID #215868 will be quoted here]

    Thank you Astryd, and thanks Fleetwood. BTW Dave…. hope you feel better soon. Holidays can be shitty enough without being sick! :kiss:

36. Meagan

    20 November, 2007, 10:21 pm

    Uncle Dad Jim Bob demonstrates how he “chops wood.” :wtf:

37. cbatdux

    21 November, 2007, 12:01 am

    VERN! COME GIT YER PA!

    HE’S A-TRYIN TA LIGHT HIS FARTS AGIN!

38. chainstay

    21 November, 2007, 12:34 am

    Velma, whump im up side the head agin with that stick soas I kin git this far lit. Y’all also need ta git that pan cuz we gunna need it fer the gravy.

39. Drusky

    21 November, 2007, 3:36 am

    Quick! Get grandpa back in the house. He’s done got out and is doing his ‘Woody the Woodpecker’ imitation again!

    Question: How much wood could a naked hillbilly chop if a naked hillbilly could chop wood? 😈

    Dave, try getting the ZillaGirls to give you a rubdown. I guarantee you’ll forget about the bronchitis! :wang:

40. brad s.

    22 November, 2007, 12:13 pm

    women flies off in rage after finding husband with her mom.

41. Mandy

    23 November, 2007, 12:03 am

    beverly hillbillies, the lost episodes

42. Mr. Biggles

    23 November, 2007, 1:43 am

    There was an old man from Nantucket,
    Who put his :wang: in a bucket …

43. show

    24 November, 2007, 4:27 pm

    Bobbysuejoe! git the hose out here!.. Jimmybobjhonjoe fergot his meds again!

44. blaster gas

    24 November, 2007, 8:33 pm

    Looks like my in laws on Thanksgiving. 😈

45. Astryd

    26 November, 2007, 2:48 pm

    He’s trapped!! Someone git the hose!!! :wtf:

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