Caption Time #194

1. Bigwavdave

   04 September, 2007, 7:56 pm

   I’m not sure why, but that is one disturbing clown.

   An amputee as well?

2. Bigwavdave

   04 September, 2007, 8:00 pm

   Speaking of amputees, that gummy bear video is also quite disturbing.

   Amputee, Pt.3: I guess the guy with the bike had his balls cut off by the old lady. :limp:

3. Yucca

   04 September, 2007, 8:12 pm

   Antique Clowns: Terrifying adults and children for decades.

   That picture gives me the heeby jeebies

4. scamper95

   04 September, 2007, 8:16 pm

   Steve the guy selling the bike must be related to miss south coralina. If he had any brains he would see that getting rid of the wife would be the better thing to do. Hopefully he will find his balls

5. scamper95

   04 September, 2007, 8:16 pm

   Steve the guy selling the bike must be related to miss south coralina. If he had any brains he would see that getting rid of the wife would be the better thing to do. Hopefully he will find his balls

6. AnnieB

   04 September, 2007, 8:17 pm

   [Comment ID #199967 will be quoted here]

   You got that right! Jeez, that eye is freaking me out, not to mention the mouth. :puke:

7. Davezilla

   04 September, 2007, 8:36 pm

   [Comment ID #199973 will be quoted here]

   Freaked you out? Imagine what it was like for me to try and hold the camera steady!

8. Chris

   04 September, 2007, 8:49 pm

   This Clown reminds me of a story a friends of mine told me about his friends wife.

   The wife was babysitting for a really rich family. After getting the kids to go to bed she decided to go to sleep in the guest room. In the corner of the room there was this lifesize clown statue. It freaked her out because it look like it was looking at her. So she called the mother of the childern she was babysitting and asked if she could move this clown.

   The mother told them to get out of the house with the children that instant…

   turns out this clown was an escaped loonie from the loonie bin down the street.

   and the kicker is…

   kids told the mom that they were playing with “the clown” in the basement earlier that day.

9. CBATDUX

   04 September, 2007, 9:06 pm

   Mr. Bill’s daddy? OH NOOOOOO!!!!

10. Drusky

    04 September, 2007, 9:09 pm

    A candid picture of Michael Jackson on the mend after that tragic fire filming the Pepsi commercial…

    or…

    Michael Jackson after round #1 of skin bleachings…

    Either work… 😈

    If the Zillagirls were gummy bears, what flavors would they be? 😛

11. StevieC

    04 September, 2007, 9:15 pm

    It’s Dildo, the clown! Dildo likes it when little boys and girls sit on his lap.

12. Drusky

    04 September, 2007, 9:19 pm

    A candid photo of Michael Jackson after that fire during the filming of the Pepsi Commercial…
    or…
    Michael Jackson decides one skin bleaching treatment wasn’t enough…

    Either works… 😈

    If the Zillagirls were gummy bears, what flavors would they be? 😛

13. Drusky

    04 September, 2007, 9:22 pm

    Dave, did my post run afoul of the filter so that it wouldn’t appear?

14. patrick

    04 September, 2007, 11:05 pm

    Aaaah, poor Gummy, but tasty!

15. AnnieB

    04 September, 2007, 11:09 pm

    [Comment ID #199974 will be quoted here]

    Oh man, I know how you feel about clowns! I thought you had some big brass ones just posting it and now to learn you actually took the picture … Wow! Now we’re talking King Kong sized ones!

    The things you’ll go through for your loyal readers is limitless! Btw, are you pissed off at us or something? 😛

16. Lung the Younger

    05 September, 2007, 3:47 am

    Tim Burton’s pitch for a kid’s animated biography on the life of John Wayne Gacy Jr. didn’t go down too well with the studios.

17. TimM

    05 September, 2007, 5:17 am

    Once upon a time, a long time ago, the clown dolly made a little girl very happy, she was a little girl in a small town, a town located in…. THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

18. Lung the Younger

    05 September, 2007, 5:47 am

    ..but it didn’t take long for Bob Smith to regret pissing off that voodoo witch doctor…

19. Davezilla

    05 September, 2007, 7:01 am

    [Comment ID #199982 will be quoted here]

    Yep, you wrote “Michael Jackson” twice in one comment. Spammers used to use his name a lot. 🙁

20. Nikki

    05 September, 2007, 7:46 am

    Mental note: Next time Dave warns me he’s going to post a clown, unplug the computer for a day.

21. Bigwavdave

    05 September, 2007, 8:45 am

    Nikki – Great Hot Pouty Look

22. patrick

    05 September, 2007, 9:02 am

    OMG Nikki my lustful thoughts of you just went up by several Kelvin units! Congrats on the new picture. :wang: :wang: :wang: 👿

23. Cindy

    05 September, 2007, 9:07 am

    One of the most disturbing images I can remember seeing in a long time….and I work in the public school system! Those eyes cutting around to the side in a very sneaky, underhanded way….yikes!!!! :wtf:

24. Spud

    05 September, 2007, 9:39 am

    It reminds of the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.

25. Bjorn Freeh

    05 September, 2007, 9:56 am

    Another patron of the local Starbucks, Dave? You’ve gotta switch brands.

26. Penguin Pete

    05 September, 2007, 10:22 am

    Chucky’s grandfather

27. pablo

    05 September, 2007, 10:52 am

    Link of the day:

    Women come & go but it takes real comitment to own a motorcycle. Plus when she said “do whatever the fuck you want” you should have stedged her right then and there!!! then gone out and bought the bike.

28. junkman

    05 September, 2007, 11:21 am

    laura ingalls is still creepy after all these years.

29. Astryd

    05 September, 2007, 11:34 am

    Ugh…*shivers*

    Pablo: I think I love you…now, Do whatever the fuck you want!
    An ultimatum between my man and my bike would be unwise, I wouldn’t even have to answer, he’d just pack up and leave with his tail ‘teen the legs. 😆

    Yegh…*shivers*

    Gummi Astryd-Cherry flavored 😈 wanna try?

    *extended shivers and walks away from computer, then comes back and turns off monitor…then turns off computer…turns on all lights in the house and beats broomstick under every bed and dark closet corner to make sure nothin’s there then closes all doors that are open to darkness…turns computer back on…reads Chris’ comment and immediately locks all closets and basement doors, crawles to center of bed and sits in fetal position but forgot to turn off computer again…after significant amout of time slowly creeps to corner of bed, gets in pouncing position and jumps to computer area 5 feet away from bed*
    YES, I’M AVOIDING THE FUCKING CLOWN! 👿
    Chris, thanks for the story but I’m home alone… ❓
    IT’S LOOKING AT ME SINGING “I see you…” ❓
    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! 🙁 Dave, I really hate you right now!!! 👿

30. Drusky

    05 September, 2007, 12:18 pm

    [Comment ID #200058 will be quoted here]

    In that case, sorry for the double posting it took for me to figure that out…

    Any guidelines you care to share to help us avoid the big, mean post killing filter?

31. Pablo

    05 September, 2007, 5:52 pm

    [Comment ID #199974 will be quoted here]

    Let me guess. You saw this while stopped at Dr. Spaulding’s roadside freakshow. How was the chicken?

32. Flash Gordon

    05 September, 2007, 6:26 pm

    AnnieB’s first doll. Psychologically warped your
    little personality, did it? 👿 😈 😛

33. AnnieB

    05 September, 2007, 7:16 pm

    [Comment ID #200096 will be quoted here]

    Yeah, that’s why I love fuckers like you! 😈 😛

34. Davezilla

    05 September, 2007, 8:17 pm

    [Comment ID #200076 will be quoted here]

    Sorry, bebe. Will post again right now.

35. StevieC

    05 September, 2007, 9:24 pm

    [Comment ID #200101 will be quoted here]

    You’re never alone Astryd. Not while we’re still here. No clown would ever dare mess with a zilla girl.

36. Meagan

    05 September, 2007, 9:28 pm

    [Comment ID #199980 will be quoted here]

    Sweet and spicy with a touch of whisky. 😈

    Caption: “Wanna play?” :wtf:

    Mommy! The creepy doll with one eye scared me! ❓

37. Meagan

    05 September, 2007, 9:30 pm

    BTW, it looks like Youtube removed the Gummi Bear video. Damn! Robot Chicken is one of my favourite shows! 👿

38. brad s.

    06 September, 2007, 4:35 pm

    brittney’s baby enjoy’s a day out

39. Picklemon

    06 September, 2007, 7:07 pm

    [Comment ID #200105 will be quoted here]

    Try this link for the whole episode.

    http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39214b602990114b78cc09800bf

    Gummi bear is the first scene.

40. TimM

    07 September, 2007, 5:40 am

    Boy! That thing gets creepier the more I look at it. Imagine if you would get a creepy looking clown doll as a birthday present. I like old things but that creepy clown wouldn’t be a good birthday present.

    BTW, Today(sep. 7) is my birthday.

41. Meagan

    10 September, 2007, 11:58 pm

    [Comment ID #200209 will be quoted here]

    Thanks! :kiss:

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