Caption Time #193

1. Alex Ballew

   01 September, 2007, 12:10 am

   I hope I don’t get busted because someone thinks this is kiddie porn.

2. Penguin Pete

   01 September, 2007, 12:44 am

   Never set the vibrating beds in the hotel to 11.

3. Reddog

   01 September, 2007, 2:03 am

   If there was lingerie and pillows instead of bikinis and really evil looking karate, this is what most guys think goes on when their girlfriends hang out with other girls…. Am I right guys?

4. Poke

   01 September, 2007, 3:40 am

   When gravity gives out at slumber parties.

   Poke

5. J

   01 September, 2007, 4:10 am

   This is called the Hoppy Loppy

6. Chris S

   01 September, 2007, 4:52 am

   Amazingly enough, nobody was injured in this one vehicle trailerhome rollover in South Carolina earlier this week. When asked if they had suffered any head injuries, the occupants simply replied, “Huh?” indicating no decreased mental capacity.

7. Spud

   01 September, 2007, 5:28 am

   Excellent…

8. Nikki

   01 September, 2007, 7:55 am

   Penguin Pete, FTW.

   Also, only 56% of the French audience voted for the sun. 2% actually voted for Mars. :wtf:

9. patrick

   01 September, 2007, 10:06 am

   Jeez, I thought the contestant was a dope but to have over half the audience validate his stupidity? No wonder they suck at that whole ‘world war’ thing? “Hey Pierre, which end of this gun do I put against my shoulder? OWWWW, wrong end”!

   23rd reason Britney won’t have a comeback-NO FUCKING TALENT! I can’t believe people fell for that crap to begin with.

   Re: Caption #193- Girls, will you come to my house and do that-IN FIVE YEARS!? I don’t wanna get busted by the Thought Police, and don’t think they don’t exist!

10. Pablo

    01 September, 2007, 10:17 am

    Looks like Meagan is taking pictures while Astryd & AnnieB are visiting Mandy.

11. Driver

    01 September, 2007, 12:08 pm

    Cover of Obscure Sports Quarterly Mag.
    The finals for Motel Room Bikini Karate will be held Nov. 15 in room 702 at Bob & Daves Hotel-Casino & Sports Bar in Reno.

    SEATING IS LIMITED

12. ItsMeMaven

    01 September, 2007, 1:45 pm

    I don’t know what’s more distracting:

    1. The evil-ish face on the girl that’s got her legs akimbo;

    2. The fact that the crotch panel of the bikini is a skoche too small for the girl with the legs akimbo (hell look there, her labia majora is threatening to jump out of it!;

    3. The fact that I can’t stop saying the word “akimbo”;

    4. Or the missing subtext of why girl #1 would need a condom (I assume that’s a condom tucked into the hip of her bikini;

    and lastly…

    5. Doesn’t that ornament in the middle of the headboard of the bed look stunningly like it could do double duty as a butt plug?

13. Meagan

    01 September, 2007, 3:02 pm

    [Comment ID #199711 will be quoted here]

    Well, when you’re staying at a hotel, who doesn’t like to bounce on the bed? 😛

14. AnnieB

    01 September, 2007, 3:59 pm

    [Comment ID #199711 will be quoted here]

    We’d be jumping on bones not beds luv.

    :boob: :boob: :thong: :wang: 😛

15. Pablo

    01 September, 2007, 6:08 pm

    [Comment ID #199721 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #199729 will be quoted here]

    Any more pics of the holiday?

16. Drusky

    01 September, 2007, 10:48 pm

    [Comment ID #199701 will be quoted here]
    Now THAT’S funny! 😆 😀 😆

17. Drusky

    01 September, 2007, 10:51 pm

    The REAL reason behind N.A.S.A. wanting to test the astronauts for alcohol…

18. Infidel753

    02 September, 2007, 8:48 am

    This is what happens when you overdo it at the all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet. The girl on the right has just flatulated with such explosive force that it has sent her flying backwards. The one on the left is trying to hold it in so that the same doesn’t happen to her.

    ItsMeMaven: Maybe the condom goes on the headboard butt plug? You never know where those things have been.

19. misterarthur

    02 September, 2007, 4:34 pm

    Wouldn’t you be excited if your cheezy motel painting turned out to be a real Henri Fantin-Latour?

20. Meagan

    02 September, 2007, 6:28 pm

    [Comment ID #199737 will be quoted here]

    Just ones of our boobies. :boob: :boob:

21. Lung the Younger

    03 September, 2007, 3:31 am

    Two Miss Deaf Teen America candidates are asked about the national education system and decide to answer in sign language.

22. mikeB

    03 September, 2007, 8:05 am

    “I saw this in the Matrix once. I think I can do it!”

23. TimM

    04 September, 2007, 6:22 am

    I’m trying to think of something, but the woman on the right looks like my aunt Barbara and it’s kind-of creeping me out.

24. Astryd

    04 September, 2007, 12:57 pm

    [Comment ID #199711 will be quoted here]

    I’m not blonde…I’m not white. I’m camerawoman.
    …but I do love to watch as long as I can participate later. 😈
    My turn to play on the bed!! 😆

25. Pablo

    05 September, 2007, 6:14 pm

    [Comment ID #199948 will be quoted here]

    I know you aren’t blonde, white or just slightly post pubecent. But until you actually send in a pic of you and the girls jumping on the bed I will just have to make do with what Dave gives me.

26. Astryd

    05 September, 2007, 6:30 pm

    Are you sure they’re POST pubecent? :wtf:

    I’ll see what I can work out, until then just check out my pics in hi5. …or click on my name… 🙄 😆

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