Caption Time #189

1. mikeB

   02 August, 2007, 8:12 am

   “What do you mean there’s no more cookies?”

   “It’s not s tum-ah.”

   Contestants in the German Olympic Women’s Swim Team looked impressive this year, if undateable.

2. Randy

   02 August, 2007, 8:17 am

   :wtf: They said getting your head shrunk was just a phrase

3. Randy

   02 August, 2007, 8:18 am

   :wtf: They said getting your head shrunk was just a phrase

4. Mjaz

   02 August, 2007, 8:20 am

   This is what happens when you just throw convict dogs in a kennel, rather than rehabilitating them. There is nothing to do but pump iron.

   You should see the tattoos he ended up with!

5. Bigwavdave

   02 August, 2007, 8:35 am

   One of Bobby Bonds’ dogs?

6. Bigwavdave

   02 August, 2007, 8:46 am

   OOPS! I meant Barry Bonds, not his daddy.

7. Cindy

   02 August, 2007, 9:08 am

   Arnold’s whole family gets into the act….”I’ll be bark!” 😕

8. sledge

   02 August, 2007, 9:11 am

   greyhound on steroids big but ssloooow.I’ll wag whatever I want to

9. Darth Vader

   02 August, 2007, 9:27 am

   That’s a typical myostatin mutation frequent with those whippets but also in rats, cows and… humans
   See:
   http://images.google.es/images?hl=es&resnum=0&q=myostatin%20mutation%20whippet&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

10. StevieC

    02 August, 2007, 9:33 am

    Steroids? Neigh!

11. TaterSalad

    02 August, 2007, 9:39 am

    Hello, I’m Chris and if you go to the link of the day you can hear the letter my loser girlfriend (Adrin) wrote me.
    Also my mom is on youtube under the caption “Dumass Bitch”, watch what you say bout her or I’ll bite your nuts off!! :wtf:

    Do I look funny to you? UH! Then what are you laughing at?

    This is my Intimidator look. What you think? Good uh?

12. ItsMeMaven

    02 August, 2007, 9:54 am

    Whippet…. Whippet Good!

    Double your muscles… double your fun!

    I’ve got chunks of pitbulls in my stools, so Imma ask you one more time, gotta cookie?

13. junkman

    02 August, 2007, 9:57 am

    “like all body builders, bruno has deep thoughts too”

    -hey spud & tater, looks like some lovin’ comin’ yer way today. watch-out for mashers!
    -why do i think that letter was written by one of the many purported girlfriends the sultan tries to keep in his cleveland harem despite what tater says?
    -can’t someone give that guy a .45.

14. Sweet T

    02 August, 2007, 9:58 am

    What the hell happend to that Dog? :wtf:

15. Spud

    02 August, 2007, 10:18 am

    “vot you mean haf I been on de juice?”

16. Bjorn Freeh

    02 August, 2007, 10:58 am

    Hi, I’m Rover. I’m looking for a guy name Michael Vick. I need to have a /conversation/ with him.

17. chainstay

    02 August, 2007, 11:10 am

    How in the world does a dog get like that? seriously.

18. Astryd

    02 August, 2007, 11:18 am

    I’m gonna Pump…you up!!
    I’ll be back!
    Come with me if you want to live!
    Hasta la Vista, Baby!

19. junkman

    02 August, 2007, 11:24 am

    Now whippet
    Into shape
    Shape it up
    Get straight
    Go forward
    Move ahead
    Try to detect it
    Its not too late
    To whippet
    Whippet good

20. Chris S

    02 August, 2007, 11:50 am

    That bitch down the street can’t POSSIBLY turn me down now. She’s gonna see that Andro ain’t the runt of the bunch no more!

21. StevieC

    02 August, 2007, 12:14 pm

    He’ll do press-ups, and chin-ups,
    do the snatch, clean and jerk.
    He thinks dynamic tension
    must be hard work.
    Such strenuous living
    I just don’t understand
    When in just seven days,
    I can make you a man … I mean, dog.
    -The Charles Atlas Song
    RHPS (Rocky Horror Puppy Show)

22. MRDOUG

    02 August, 2007, 12:17 pm

    How Bonds hid the roids before the raid on his house

    Tour De France winner Michael Rasmussen

    I was not worried about by nuts shrinking as master took them a long time ago, but NO one said anything about my head shrinking.

    Who’s the bitch now?

    Bailco’s new spokesman “Clear” the dog.

23. StevieC

    02 August, 2007, 12:21 pm

    And here, I thought I was a sick puppy … :wtf:

24. StevieC

    02 August, 2007, 12:23 pm

    I also thought that “juice puppy” was just a slang term up until now.

25. TaterSalad

    02 August, 2007, 1:46 pm

    You talking to me??
    You talking to me??
    You, Me, Talk??

    How much longer do I have to hold my breath?

    Hay Baby How You Doing??

    Charley sent me.

    You got till tomorrow to get me da payment, and I just might let you live.

26. Astryd

    02 August, 2007, 2:18 pm

    [Comment ID #197379 will be quoted here]

    *HEART ICONS* Who’d a thunk Tim Curry could wear a boustier/garter and handle heels so well?
    Does anyone know if they still perfom RHPS live anywhere?

27. Guy

    02 August, 2007, 2:42 pm

    First, Baseball Players and Cyclists, Then Wrestlers…
    NOW Dog racing gets into Roids! WTF!!!! :wtf:

28. StevieC

    02 August, 2007, 4:30 pm

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    I once attended a local RHPS showing as Frankie and not only did I win 1st prize, I won Magenta as well. We ended up dating for about 5 years.

    Feel free to send me any pics you have of you in your best RHPS costume. 😈 :wang:

29. Meagan

    02 August, 2007, 6:21 pm

    “Woof, bitch!”

30. Russ

    02 August, 2007, 7:10 pm

    one of the dogs saved from Michael Vick’s home.

    Looks like today should be Darwin let them off easy day.

    What a bunch of morons. That break up letter was more incoherent than my 15 month old son. There’s nothing that could be said about the dipshits on the boat.

31. patrick

    02 August, 2007, 7:51 pm

    If Michael Vick had spent the money on steroids for his dogs like Barry Bonds did for himself, his dogs would look like that monstrosity of nature and he’d be in a lot less trouble! That’s gotta be Photoshop. Still cool, strange but cool.

32. AnnieB

    02 August, 2007, 8:00 pm

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    I guess it’s somewhat comforting to see that he/she/it is a freak of nature and not of man.

    Thanks for the link DV.

33. Drusky

    02 August, 2007, 9:05 pm

    In some countries, that dog would feed a village for weeks… 😈
    [Comment ID #197359 will be quoted here]
    This would be the ‘Doginator’?

    “Try to have me fixed now and I’ll fetch your slippers and shove them up you ass…”

34. Maybe

    02 August, 2007, 10:00 pm

    Wow…his balls must be minuscule!

35. Infernos

    02 August, 2007, 11:09 pm

    Damn… who let the Hell Hound out ?

36. J

    03 August, 2007, 1:52 am

    Werewolf??

37. J

    03 August, 2007, 1:52 am

    Werewolf??

38. tinamarie

    03 August, 2007, 3:48 am

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    LOL!!!

    My thought:

    Ah-nold Schwarze-dog, Governor of Cah-lee-for-nya. ❓

39. Tara

    04 August, 2007, 6:17 am

    This is your poor puppy on steriods.

40. Tara

    04 August, 2007, 6:17 am

    This is your poor puppy on steroids.

41. Tara

    04 August, 2007, 6:18 am

    This is your poor dog on steroids.

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