Caption Time #187

1. junkman

   19 July, 2007, 7:59 am

   -it’s pretty sad when you have to play “london bridge is falling down” with automaton’s. those children should find a real person to play with.
   -i wonder if the little juicy on the left keeps her ballerina fluid under her bobby helmet?

2. junkman

   19 July, 2007, 8:03 am

   oh yeah…caption.
   “which character is anatomically correct?”

3. Bigwavdave

   19 July, 2007, 8:34 am

   That is just creepin’ me out. :puke: :puke: :puke:

4. Lung the Younger

   19 July, 2007, 8:45 am

   Erm, when you said you wanted to show us your golden shower unit, Mr. J., we kinda thought you meant something made out of gold.

5. Spud

   19 July, 2007, 9:13 am

   I second the creep out thingy.

6. StevieC

   19 July, 2007, 9:23 am

   You don’t have to look any further than MJ song titles:

   Beat It
   Scream
   In The Closet
   The Way You Make Me Feel
   Bad
   Another Part Of Me
   Smooth
   Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
   Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough
   Give In To Me
   Smooth criminal

7. Lung the Younger

   19 July, 2007, 9:38 am

   By the position of their heads, this is a tunnel where the girl guides and the boy scouts.

8. pablo

   19 July, 2007, 9:39 am

   Well at least he is out of the closet. Sadly face placement inches from the boy’s zipper keeps this from being the video of the day.

9. Speedy

   19 July, 2007, 9:44 am

   OK, We are in position. Do us now.

10. Brad K.

    19 July, 2007, 9:58 am

    Michael Jackson pauses in the entryway to his NeverLand bedroom, to admire the inspiration and beauty of the miracle of youth, and a quick reverie of the excitement of an upskirt view of little girls.

11. Astryd

    19 July, 2007, 10:40 am

    [Comment ID #196041 will be quoted here]

    the boy to the far right…

12. Sher

    19 July, 2007, 11:01 am

    Decisions,decisions….. which to choose?

13. sledge

    19 July, 2007, 11:19 am

    Mikey don’t look now but the toy soldier on the left is a cop

14. chainstay

    19 July, 2007, 11:20 am

    I gotta puke.

15. Astryd

    19 July, 2007, 11:50 am

    Let’s ask Mikey, He’ll try anything! 😛

16. junkman

    19 July, 2007, 12:02 pm

    boy…”masturbation contest” and “monkey spanking” are neck and neck in the latest poll. who will beat who?

17. StevieC

    19 July, 2007, 12:26 pm

    [Comment ID #196067 will be quoted here]

    Ask nicely and Meagan will beat you.

18. Dr. Naughty

    19 July, 2007, 12:33 pm

    what? there’s nothing wierd about this. Don’t look at me like that…

19. Dr. Naughty

    19 July, 2007, 12:33 pm

    what? there’s nothing wierd about this. Don’t look at me like that…

20. donnhw

    19 July, 2007, 12:36 pm

    :wtf: WTF is BALLERINA FLUID?!?!?! And should I have mine checked – I may be down a quart or two!! ❓

21. junkman

    19 July, 2007, 2:34 pm

    [Comment ID #196075 will be quoted here]you should probably check the dipstick and if you get a refill remember which end goes up after, based on yesterday’s post.

22. Astryd

    19 July, 2007, 3:02 pm

    I don’t know what ballerina fluid is but I want mine checked and refilled too!! 😈 😛

23. Astryd

    19 July, 2007, 3:38 pm

    I request a challenge to validate the statement on the latest poll:
    “I can beat you at giving the Zilla Girlz orgasms.”
    Such statement must be proven beyond a reasonable doubt! 😛 …for the sake of :wtf: 😕 … …the Zilla Girlz 😈 … …please ❗ 😀 😛 😈 …
    …please… (insert “sad puppy eyes” and lower lip pout icon)

24. StevieC

    19 July, 2007, 4:49 pm

    [Comment ID #196088 will be quoted here]

    Challenge accepted – you know the rules and the magic number is 12. 😈

25. Astryd

    19 July, 2007, 6:19 pm

    (breathless) 😳 Thank you, sir!! :kiss:

    ZillaGirlz-Have you ever worn pants so tight they can read your lips? :wtf: 😳

26. Pablo

    19 July, 2007, 7:33 pm

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]

    I’ve got the sneaking suspicion that you have worn pants so tight we could read your mind.

27. StevieC

    19 July, 2007, 7:45 pm

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]

    😈 :wang: Just picturing you in spray-on, lick-off pants 😛

28. Bigwavdave

    19 July, 2007, 7:48 pm

    [Comment ID #196084 will be quoted here]

    You’ll be happy to know I have my dipstick handy. :wang:

    Don’t leave home without it. :wang:

29. Drusky

    19 July, 2007, 9:39 pm

    Everybody, together now!
    ‘London’s Britches falling down,
    falling down, on the ground.
    London’s Britches falling down,
    and, look, there’s Michael…’ 😈

30. Drusky

    19 July, 2007, 9:42 pm

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]
    So tight, they’d turn a cameltoe into the Grand Canyon?

    😛

31. StevieC

    19 July, 2007, 9:51 pm

    [Comment ID #196108 will be quoted here]

    More like Taco Belle! 😈 :wang:

32. Brad K.

    20 July, 2007, 1:49 am

    [Comment ID #196075 will be quoted here]

    Would Ballerina Fluid be the ooze from burst foot blisters?

33. Astryd

    20 July, 2007, 10:54 am

    [Comment ID #196096 will be quoted here]

    I don’t always feel comfortable with people being able to do that so I just go pantless… 😛
    But…due to sexual harrassment crap I’m wearing them today…so, tell me, what’s on MY mind. 😈

    [Comment ID #196098 will be quoted here]

    Ok, but check it multiple times…just to make sure… 😈

    [Comment ID #196108 will be quoted here]

    That would just be scary… :wtf:

    [Comment ID #196097 will be quoted here]

    Now that is something I would definitely wear often! 😈 :thong: 😛 :wang: 😈

34. Meagan

    20 July, 2007, 12:38 pm

    “The Santa Monica police released this photo yesterday along with the statement, ‘We finally caught him!'”

35. Meagan

    20 July, 2007, 12:45 pm

    [Comment ID #196072 will be quoted here]

    I got my paddle. Now bend over! 😈

    [Comment ID #196088 will be quoted here]

    I, too, am not yet convinced. I want my proof! 😛

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]

    Yes, I have! Sadly, I lost those pants a long time ago. Those were the best pants I ever had!

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