Caption Time #187

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35 responses to “Caption Time #187”

1. 

   19 July, 2007

   junkman

   -it’s pretty sad when you have to play “london bridge is falling down” with automaton’s. those children should find a real person to play with.
   -i wonder if the little juicy on the left keeps her ballerina fluid under her bobby helmet?
2. 

   19 July, 2007

   junkman

   oh yeah…caption.
   “which character is anatomically correct?”
3. 

   19 July, 2007

   Bigwavdave

   That is just creepin’ me out. :puke: :puke: :puke:
4. 

   19 July, 2007

   Lung the Younger

   Erm, when you said you wanted to show us your golden shower unit, Mr. J., we kinda thought you meant something made out of gold.
5. 

   19 July, 2007

   Spud

   I second the creep out thingy.
6. 

   19 July, 2007

   StevieC

   You don’t have to look any further than MJ song titles:

   Beat It
   Scream
   In The Closet
   The Way You Make Me Feel
   Bad
   Another Part Of Me
   Smooth
   Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
   Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough
   Give In To Me
   Smooth criminal
7. 

   19 July, 2007

   Lung the Younger

   By the position of their heads, this is a tunnel where the girl guides and the boy scouts.
8. 

   19 July, 2007

   pablo

   Well at least he is out of the closet. Sadly face placement inches from the boy’s zipper keeps this from being the video of the day.
9. 

   19 July, 2007

   Speedy

   OK, We are in position. Do us now.
10. 

    19 July, 2007

    Brad K.

    Michael Jackson pauses in the entryway to his NeverLand bedroom, to admire the inspiration and beauty of the miracle of youth, and a quick reverie of the excitement of an upskirt view of little girls.
11. 

    19 July, 2007

    Astryd

    [Comment ID #196041 will be quoted here]

    the boy to the far right…
12. 

    19 July, 2007

    Sher

    Decisions,decisions….. which to choose?
13. 

    19 July, 2007

    sledge

    Mikey don’t look now but the toy soldier on the left is a cop
14. 

    19 July, 2007

    chainstay

    I gotta puke.
15. 

    19 July, 2007

    Astryd

    Let’s ask Mikey, He’ll try anything! 😛
16. 

    19 July, 2007

    junkman

    boy…”masturbation contest” and “monkey spanking” are neck and neck in the latest poll. who will beat who?
17. 

    19 July, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #196067 will be quoted here]

    Ask nicely and Meagan will beat you.
18. 

    19 July, 2007

    Dr. Naughty

    what? there’s nothing wierd about this. Don’t look at me like that…
19. 

    19 July, 2007

    Dr. Naughty

    what? there’s nothing wierd about this. Don’t look at me like that…
20. 

    19 July, 2007

    donnhw

    :wtf: WTF is BALLERINA FLUID?!?!?! And should I have mine checked – I may be down a quart or two!! ❓
21. 

    19 July, 2007

    junkman

    [Comment ID #196075 will be quoted here]you should probably check the dipstick and if you get a refill remember which end goes up after, based on yesterday’s post.
22. 

    19 July, 2007

    Astryd

    I don’t know what ballerina fluid is but I want mine checked and refilled too!! 😈 😛
23. 

    19 July, 2007

    Astryd

    I request a challenge to validate the statement on the latest poll:
    “I can beat you at giving the Zilla Girlz orgasms.”
    Such statement must be proven beyond a reasonable doubt! 😛 …for the sake of :wtf: 😕 … …the Zilla Girlz 😈 … …please ❗ 😀 😛 😈 …
    …please… (insert “sad puppy eyes” and lower lip pout icon)
24. 

    19 July, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #196088 will be quoted here]

    Challenge accepted – you know the rules and the magic number is 12. 😈
25. 

    19 July, 2007

    Astryd

    (breathless) 😳 Thank you, sir!! :kiss:

    ZillaGirlz-Have you ever worn pants so tight they can read your lips? :wtf: 😳
26. 

    19 July, 2007

    Pablo

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]

    I’ve got the sneaking suspicion that you have worn pants so tight we could read your mind.
27. 

    19 July, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]

    😈 :wang: Just picturing you in spray-on, lick-off pants 😛
28. 

    19 July, 2007

    Bigwavdave

    [Comment ID #196084 will be quoted here]

    You’ll be happy to know I have my dipstick handy. :wang:

    Don’t leave home without it. :wang:
29. 

    19 July, 2007

    Drusky

    Everybody, together now!
    ‘London’s Britches falling down,
    falling down, on the ground.
    London’s Britches falling down,
    and, look, there’s Michael…’ 😈
30. 

    19 July, 2007

    Drusky

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]
    So tight, they’d turn a cameltoe into the Grand Canyon?

    😛
31. 

    19 July, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #196108 will be quoted here]

    More like Taco Belle! 😈 :wang:
32. 

    20 July, 2007

    Brad K.

    [Comment ID #196075 will be quoted here]

    Would Ballerina Fluid be the ooze from burst foot blisters?
33. 

    20 July, 2007

    Astryd

    [Comment ID #196096 will be quoted here]

    I don’t always feel comfortable with people being able to do that so I just go pantless… 😛
    But…due to sexual harrassment crap I’m wearing them today…so, tell me, what’s on MY mind. 😈

    [Comment ID #196098 will be quoted here]

    Ok, but check it multiple times…just to make sure… 😈

    [Comment ID #196108 will be quoted here]

    That would just be scary… :wtf:

    [Comment ID #196097 will be quoted here]

    Now that is something I would definitely wear often! 😈 :thong: 😛 :wang: 😈
34. 

    20 July, 2007

    Meagan

    “The Santa Monica police released this photo yesterday along with the statement, ‘We finally caught him!’”
35. 

    20 July, 2007

    Meagan

    [Comment ID #196072 will be quoted here]

    I got my paddle. Now bend over! 😈

    [Comment ID #196088 will be quoted here]

    I, too, am not yet convinced. I want my proof! 😛

    [Comment ID #196094 will be quoted here]

    Yes, I have! Sadly, I lost those pants a long time ago. Those were the best pants I ever had!