Caption Time #150

1. Tina Marie

   22 December, 2006, 1:11 am

   Sven and Olly, the gay couple from Norway, decide that all they want to do tonight is sit around and get hammered.

2. Ace

   22 December, 2006, 1:30 am

   “I’m going to nail you.”
   “Nooo, I’m going to nail you!”

3. Brad K.

   22 December, 2006, 1:39 am

   I really am serious. My 5 pound cross pein hammer is bigger than your 3 pounds sledge hammer. And I don’t care that you can break the Emu egg without smashing your finger. That egg is my breakfast in the morning — and, brother, either that egg will be cooked up on my plate, or we will be rolling you out under the Oak tree til the snow melts next spring!

   Now put the hammer away and the egg in the refrigerator!

4. Lung the Younger

   22 December, 2006, 3:47 am

   Just looking at the irresponsible way the crew members of the Kursk played around in their spare time, it was obvious that something bad was bound to happen eventually.

5. Spud

   22 December, 2006, 5:30 am

   I’m gonna pound this idea into your thick skull till you finally get it!

6. Saucy Panties

   22 December, 2006, 7:55 am

   Merry Christmas to you too!

7. Bigwavdave

   22 December, 2006, 8:06 am

   OK, if I can crack your skull before you crack the egg, I get both shots, deal?

8. Mandy

   22 December, 2006, 8:18 am

   My kinda party! 😀

9. Sher

   22 December, 2006, 8:26 am

   When alcohol failed to get Joe into bed lars decided to use a less subtle way of persuasion.

10. Nikki

    22 December, 2006, 10:22 am

    “Honey, look what I laid while you were at work!”

11. beyonduplication

    22 December, 2006, 10:30 am

    stop threatening me with your adam’s apple or i’ll pound ya

    lost :undies: day? does that mean we should make an effort to lose them today? :wtf:

12. tabbie

    22 December, 2006, 10:41 am

    “That is the biggest vibrating bullet/egg I have ever seen” exclaimed Hans.
    “Let’s see how it works?” queried Olof.
    “NO, don’t break it, we can use it” Hans screams as he rushes to smack Olof with a bigger hammer to the man trying to take away his “toy.”

13. Michele

    22 December, 2006, 11:35 am

    Now which one is the egg again?

14. adognamedgromit

    22 December, 2006, 12:46 pm

    This is a work place safety poster that never made the cut.

    Caption
    5 minutes later “owwwww, mother of god that hurt”
    Proving once again combining alcohol, Locker room antics and
    heavy work instruments are dangerous in the egg workers industry.
    🙁

15. Keith

    22 December, 2006, 12:56 pm

    I have no caption to add. But that picture is so hot.

    :wang:

16. pablo

    22 December, 2006, 1:21 pm

    After a few drinks, a Ziegfried & Roy wanna be practices the unbreakable egg trick. The other follows up by offering a serious pounding followed quickly by the disapearing salami trick.

    The lady on the beaver clip was dumb as a stump. I was at least hoping there would be more fun when she said she understood it when she was face to face with the beaver. Maybe somebody should have handed her a douche card.

17. Stevie C

    22 December, 2006, 3:03 pm

    I am Hanz and he is Franz and we are here to *Thump* you up!

18. Tara

    22 December, 2006, 4:29 pm

    They are pretty hot!

19. nanner

    22 December, 2006, 8:45 pm

    I think the guy on the left is wanting a kiss

20. Penguin Pete

    22 December, 2006, 9:28 pm

    “Santa isolated his two gayest elves to making Faberge eggs in the back rooms of the workshop, but even there they managed to get into trouble.”

21. Jim

    23 December, 2006, 12:05 am

    I was face-to-face with a beaver yesterday…

    I’m speachless.

22. adognamedgromit

    23 December, 2006, 10:28 am

    Boy did that lady ever clear up some confusion about the beaver. 🙄

23. Flash Gordon

    24 December, 2006, 5:59 pm

    In Georgia we call ’em squirrels. :thong: :thong: :wang: :wang: 🙄 :wtf:

24. Katlyn

    27 December, 2006, 3:38 am

    “My hammer is bigger than yours”

25. Cynical Villain

    27 December, 2006, 4:48 pm

    this hammer is going hurt you more than the other hammer hurts me.

26. Terrie

    28 December, 2006, 12:32 pm

    Adding to Tabbie’s post above…I think the hammer IS the answer to Olaf’s question as to how to use the enormous vibrating egg.

    Bend over baby.

27. Jessica

    03 January, 2007, 9:26 am

    Man with hammer tries to open the dino egg while the othe man tries to kill him! 😛

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