Caption Time #145

1. Davezilla

   22 November, 2006, 12:02 am

   “Bitch, I ain’t been drinkin’ inna long tahm… OK, so mebbe I hads me a lil’ taste. You know, jess sumpin’ ta keepa chill off. Y’know, jess a lil taste, but you know. I nevah toucha stuff onna Sunday. Thassa Lawd’s Day an’ I keeps it together. Y’see what I’ m sayin’?”

2. Spud

   22 November, 2006, 12:26 am

   “I’m tellin ya man, the thing was this freakin big…”

   :geek:

3. Fellow Eskimo

   22 November, 2006, 1:35 am

   Om Mani Padme Hummmmmmm…..*falls asleep*

4. evilmister

   22 November, 2006, 1:41 am

   Hey, man, come on, would i lie to you? i mean, shit, joey, this is the fuckin’ big time over here, right? I mean, this is what we always talked about, right? Come on, Joey, you an’ me, man, we grew up in Hells KItchen, ‘member that? Shit, Jo … Whoah whoah whoah, now, no reason to pull a gun here, Joey, what would your Momma say? You ain’t bin around so much, Joey, but your momma, ahhh, shit, Joey, you ain’t gonna really … oh, shit. joey, shit! You shot me in my motherfuckin’ cell phone!

5. Lung the Younger

   22 November, 2006, 4:03 am

   The Rodney Dangerfield Reincarnation Theory rears its ugly head once again.

6. Anna

   22 November, 2006, 4:25 am

   Shit, who stole my violin!!! I had my eyes closed for just one second!!!

7. Stevie C

   22 November, 2006, 5:48 am

   One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! ❓

8. Nikki

   22 November, 2006, 7:03 am

   Lemurs have the best weed.

9. paula

   22 November, 2006, 7:55 am

   …a piece of rope about this color….

10. Merth

    22 November, 2006, 8:45 am

    Fo shizzle

11. Bigwavdave

    22 November, 2006, 8:57 am

    [Comment ID #80374 will be quoted here]

    Never send a lemur to do a ferrets job….

12. sledge

    22 November, 2006, 9:27 am

    Come and get me big boy

13. Patrick

    22 November, 2006, 9:45 am

    “And if you call within the next thirty minutes, not only will we include the lemur chair, we’ll through in the marmoset foot stool. Operators are standing by. CALL NOW”!

14. slider

    22 November, 2006, 10:07 am

    “No, Baby, it’s this long!!”

15. Infernos

    22 November, 2006, 10:11 am

    Yo Yo ! Snoop Lemur here… where da bitches and ho’s be ?

16. Da Popster

    22 November, 2006, 10:40 am

    I like Nikki’s theory but I still think it has to do with a fish story.

17. liza

    22 November, 2006, 10:49 am

    “duuude, i just smoked one this long”
    [Comment ID #80374 will be quoted here]
    exactly 😆 😀 😆 😀 8)

18. liza

    22 November, 2006, 10:55 am

    My country is called Gimcrack
    it is inhabited mosly by weed-smoking lemurs, and our favorite food is Kitty Litter Cake.

19. Dorothy

    22 November, 2006, 11:22 am

    “They’re just not getting the vibe I’m putting out down at the zookeeprs! Yo, Bitch! I didn’t ask for no nuts and berries–what up?”

20. Sweet T

    22 November, 2006, 11:30 am

    Whazzzz upaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppp !

    lol 😛 😆

21. Zilla the Younger

    22 November, 2006, 11:31 am

    After several cocktails, Timone describes (at length) his audition for “Meerkat Manor” to anyone stupid enough to listen.

22. Shrubby

    22 November, 2006, 11:46 am

    Riki Tiki Tavi after the kill.
    “So this punk ass king cobra was steppin right, so I just bit the mutha right in the throat…” :dead:

23. Franklito

    22 November, 2006, 12:06 pm

    so wat if it was yours i smoked it, and wat u gonna do bout it

24. Franklito

    22 November, 2006, 12:08 pm

    well if u must know, my :wang: is this big, any questions?

25. Franklito

    22 November, 2006, 12:09 pm

    hey man im so hungry i can eat a horse this big

26. Diesel

    22 November, 2006, 1:42 pm

    There is nothing like taking a dump in a gopher hole.

27. sher

    22 November, 2006, 3:17 pm

    “For the last time it was a f*@!ing Meerkat that sang “Hakuna Matata”, now just go away please…..”

28. Kangaroo

    22 November, 2006, 3:33 pm

    You wanna piece of me dude? Come and get it………….

29. mikeme

    22 November, 2006, 3:43 pm

    I’m a Michigan Wolverine!!! 8)

30. donna

    22 November, 2006, 3:43 pm

    i’m meditating on life 💡 is there a meaning to all this war.

31. Corinne

    22 November, 2006, 4:00 pm

    Dooooooooood…wheredid you get that stuff???
    Was it laced man?

32. Corinne

    22 November, 2006, 4:01 pm

    [Comment ID #80392 will be quoted here]
    Fantastic!!
    Riki Tiki Tavi was my childhood hero

33. Susan

    22 November, 2006, 4:20 pm

    AAAAWW, hunny, come give Aunt Bessie a big Thanksgiving kiss!
    :wtf:

34. Driver

    22 November, 2006, 5:35 pm

    Free hugs baby come here free hugs ! :kiss: :kiss:

35. Meagan

    22 November, 2006, 6:46 pm

    “I… am a statue. No one can see me… not even that lion over there. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty… hee hee hee. Man I’m so fucked up!”

36. Meagan

    22 November, 2006, 6:49 pm

    I now declare my bedroom the land of Megonia! And I shall be ruler over all! And as ruler I hereby decree that no one look at a website with disgusting pictures while eating dinner, lest one wants to clean puke off their laptop. :puke:

37. Penguin Pete

    22 November, 2006, 7:22 pm

    Invisible Harmonica

38. pablo

    22 November, 2006, 8:47 pm

    You must be this big to ride the Lemur!
    or
    Notice the subtle differences in the Columbia wildlife

39. Lounge Puppy

    22 November, 2006, 9:55 pm

    It’s all white meat, baby!

40. Night Queen

    22 November, 2006, 10:59 pm

    Aww,dang! Just when I’m about ready to chow down on the turkey leftovers the vultures left, the Creeper-Weed kicks in!

41. Night Queen

    22 November, 2006, 11:02 pm

    Awwww dam! Just when I’m ready to go chow down on the turkey the vultures left behind, the “Creeper-Weed” would kick in! 😀

42. Night Queen

    22 November, 2006, 11:05 pm

    Awwww, dam! Just when I’m ready to chow down on the rest of the turkey the vultures left behind, that “Creeper Weed” just started kickin’ in! Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 😀

43. Night Queen

    23 November, 2006, 4:12 am

    Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaa!Man, that was some killer smoked turkey! ❗

44. Lung the Younger

    23 November, 2006, 4:29 am

    By the expression on the face of the catcher, it looks like the skunk is up to bat.

45. Wendy

    23 November, 2006, 10:29 am

    “Did you see the size of that chicken?”
    (For those of you that have seen “Young Guns”)
    😀

46. Wendy

    23 November, 2006, 10:31 am

    “Did you see the size of that chicken???”
    (For those of you that have seen “Yougn Guns” 😀

47. alecto

    23 November, 2006, 5:23 pm

    I am getting veeeeeeery sleepy, veeeeeeeeeeery sleepy, veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery…. oh screw this.

48. chainstay

    23 November, 2006, 10:27 pm

    Aw shit, it’s five-o. yo yo,YO. my hand’s are up man DON’T SHOOT! you hear me! I don’t wanna end up as another “justified” shooting. It was the racoon man, I swear, it was the racoon. DON’T SHOOT! MY HAND’S ARE UP MAN!!!

49. craig1009

    24 November, 2006, 9:38 am

    I swear the joint was this big dude!!

50. Spanky

    25 November, 2006, 12:20 pm

    http://myspace-459.vo.llnwd.net/01475/95/44/1475484459_l.jpg – Check out my little ‘update’

51. Wayne

    28 November, 2006, 9:21 am

    “I gave you the roach, DAMN!”

52. nanner

    29 November, 2006, 6:55 am

    ya want a piece of me? say ya want a piece of me?

53. Lisa

    30 November, 2006, 1:40 pm

    Bitch, those were MY Nilla Wafers.

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