Caption Time #117

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43 responses to “Caption Time #117”

1. 

   13 June, 2006

   Mandy

   Nice set of Oompa Loompas! :boob: :boob:
2. 

   13 June, 2006

   Penguin Pete

   Make fun of my party on your blog? Fine, see if I invite you again!

   By the way, no matter how kinky we got after we polished off the Stolis, we only engaged in Oompa-Loompa-tossing with their full consent.
3. 

   13 June, 2006

   Master Solace

   This is what you get when you mix Oompa Loompas and Ecstasy………
4. 

   13 June, 2006

   Ace

   So these are the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids Willy Wonka saved them from? I never would have guessed. I’m sure they’re much happier living with him instead of those monsters. Whew!

   Hmm…. I want a sugar daddy. I wonder if Willy Wonka is available.
5. 

   13 June, 2006

   alex.r.

   Oh wow…you…are…so…hawt!

   Yes… you, on the right, with the green hair.
6. 

   13 June, 2006

   Master Solace

   Willy Wonka invested in a new kind of factory…. 😈
7. 

   13 June, 2006

   Ace

   Even the Oompa Loompa’s are cooler than Tak.
8. 

   13 June, 2006

   Spud

   I am ready now for the sex…

   :geek:
9. 

   13 June, 2006

   JFLY

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   Too funny, guys!

   What came to my mind was their rock-hard Gobstoppers…. 😀
10. 

    13 June, 2006

    Alex

    Oompa loompa gonna screw u.
    We just got paid and you need money too.
    If you like want to you can come too.
    like the oompa loompa dupity do!
11. 

    13 June, 2006

    Bob

    OMG> the luckiest oompa loompas on the planet! Whos golden ticket did they find?
12. 

    13 June, 2006

    underdog

    well im speechless huh
13. 

    13 June, 2006

    bhamm

    – After being caught adding their special “cream” to the chocolates, Willy Wonka gave the Oompa Loompas some much much needed time off.

    – Willy Wonka and the Prostitute Factory.

    – Those girls look like they could really:
    A: Pull the Taffy
    B: Lick the Lollipop
    C: Munch the Gobstobbers
    D: Fiddle the Twizzler
    … I could go on for days.

    – After Tim Burton redid the family classic, Hugh Hefner thought he’d try his hand at it.
14. 

    13 June, 2006

    mccan

    Wonka’s annual fundraiser for the Oompah retirement home where Mortimer goes on a rum and coke bender – “Hey, Missy, I need some help pulling my taffy!” (same line every year). Later that night Morty pisses in Johnny Drama’s boots…
15. 

    13 June, 2006

    Craig

    That oompa in the back better stop pointing at me.
    Oh, and nice ass tattoo melanoma women!
16. 

    13 June, 2006

    Minnie

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    The Ho Factory.
17. 

    13 June, 2006

    cowboy

    oompa…loompa….loompa-di-doo
    I’ve got another puzzle for you…. 😕
18. 

    13 June, 2006

    Minnie

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    The cHOcolate Factory.
19. 

    13 June, 2006

    junkman

    spot the tranny.

    how do “mentor, pamper and spoil” fit together? i’ve always wanted to mentor a sugar baby.

    who could forget julia child that lumbering oaf!
20. 

    13 June, 2006

    Zinta

    OMG even the Oompa Loompas get laid more than me.. how depressing.
21. 

    13 June, 2006

    abbi

    oompa loompa!!!they soooooo rock! but not as much as me! i rock soo much… i rox ther sox!! :wtf: 😆 8) 8) 8) 8) 😛
22. 

    13 June, 2006

    MrDoug

    The Om-pa Lompas were granted three wishes by the fairy princess can you guess what they were?

    Strippers, check
    Midgets, check
    brass pole, check
    Booze, check
    The mighty davezilla is prepared for another wild Friday night in Arkansas
23. 

    13 June, 2006

    Francisco

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    That’s no tat. That’s the cattle brand.
24. 

    13 June, 2006

    junkman

    hey, wait a minute……aren’t these the two guys that pulled the pole out of the ground on thursday?
25. 

    13 June, 2006

    Merth

    Humpa-Floozy flicks are all the rage in Europe. :java:
26. 

    13 June, 2006

    [email protected]

    Fuck the Chocalate Factory! I’m gonna Wonka my Willie.
27. 

    13 June, 2006

    Jason

    💡 Does that photo have anything to do with this one or is this just a phase of dirty Wonka fetishes?
28. 

    13 June, 2006

    Meagan

    Oompa loompa doo pa di doo,
    I’ve got another boner for you… :wang:
29. 

    13 June, 2006

    mikeme

    Find the pussy! 😛 :wang: :boob: :boob:
30. 

    13 June, 2006

    cynical villain

    and this is where all the stolen chocolate willy wonka been looking for went to. Ooompa Loompa Dooopdie Da….ooh hell with this…put them boompa boompas right here….burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Can’t blame them at all. 8)
31. 

    13 June, 2006

    mikeme

    In the face of declining enrollment, the Church of Scientology makes one last attempt to increase attendance. What? no free Cruise? 8) :wtf:
32. 

    13 June, 2006

    Chicky

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    OMG! That’s so funny!!!!!
33. 

    13 June, 2006

    Harvey

    We’re hav’n a party
    Everybody’s singin’
    I don’t wanna go home
34. 

    13 June, 2006

    Driver

    Next on Access Hollywood
    With a now failing movie carrier Morgan Fairchild { center } is reduced to performing at Oompa Loompa stag party’s . Yeah thats the ticket !
    :wang:
35. 

    13 June, 2006

    Goth Princess

    Nice to know Willy Wonka is treating his Oompa Loompas well by giving them some pole dancers. :boob: :boob: :wang:
36. 

    13 June, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

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    And the one on the left is Suzanne Sommers and the right… Heather Mills-McCartney?
37. 

    13 June, 2006

    cbatdux

    Very proud to be a Pole….
38. 

    14 June, 2006

    Paige

    Is that what Hugh Hefner has in the Grotto that everyone talks about??
39. 

    14 June, 2006

    Da Popster

    It would be worth wearing a green wig ……… :wang:
40. 

    14 June, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    Just curious—How could Paige’s comment be posted at 12:58–oops!
    I didn’t notice the date change! I’m from the planet Wonka. 😕
41. 

    15 June, 2006

    Infernos

    New from Snoop Productions… Oompa Loompas Gone Wild !
42. 

    15 June, 2006

    brianne

    THAT LOOKS LIKE A HELLUVA LOT OF FUN FOR OOMPA LOOMPAS AND THE POLE BUT REALLY WHAT DO THE MOSTLY NAKED CHICKS GET OUT OF IT? A 4 INCH WORM? :limp: :limp: :wtf:
43. 

    22 June, 2006

    Twatty

    i read your site and didn’t know what i should do either if the end of the comments or the begining but should know and didn’t, but that doesn’t matter, what does matter doesn’t allways gets noticed or if it does, it doesn’t get mentioned or remembered it sometimes would if it could do something about it, but doesn’t due to too many words that sometimes make hard reading but i found your site to be great and easy on the eye. So i thought i would reply to comment box straight away if i didn’t i would do if someone else did or if they didn’t i wouldn’t. I must say though the picture was a bit confusing and i didn’t know wot i should be looking for.