Caption Time #117

1. Mandy

   13 June, 2006, 12:15 am

   Nice set of Oompa Loompas! :boob: :boob:

2. Penguin Pete

   13 June, 2006, 12:40 am

   Make fun of my party on your blog? Fine, see if I invite you again!

   By the way, no matter how kinky we got after we polished off the Stolis, we only engaged in Oompa-Loompa-tossing with their full consent.

3. Master Solace

   13 June, 2006, 1:27 am

   This is what you get when you mix Oompa Loompas and Ecstasy………

4. Ace

   13 June, 2006, 1:31 am

   So these are the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids Willy Wonka saved them from? I never would have guessed. I’m sure they’re much happier living with him instead of those monsters. Whew!

   Hmm…. I want a sugar daddy. I wonder if Willy Wonka is available.

5. alex.r.

   13 June, 2006, 1:32 am

   Oh wow…you…are…so…hawt!

   Yes… you, on the right, with the green hair.

6. Master Solace

   13 June, 2006, 1:33 am

   Willy Wonka invested in a new kind of factory…. 😈

7. Ace

   13 June, 2006, 1:49 am

   Even the Oompa Loompa’s are cooler than Tak.

8. Spud

   13 June, 2006, 2:49 am

   I am ready now for the sex…

   :geek:

9. JFLY

   13 June, 2006, 5:25 am

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   Too funny, guys!

   What came to my mind was their rock-hard Gobstoppers…. 😀

10. Alex

    13 June, 2006, 6:37 am

    Oompa loompa gonna screw u.
    We just got paid and you need money too.
    If you like want to you can come too.
    like the oompa loompa dupity do!

11. Bob

    13 June, 2006, 7:13 am

    OMG> the luckiest oompa loompas on the planet! Whos golden ticket did they find?

12. underdog

    13 June, 2006, 7:33 am

    well im speechless huh

13. bhamm

    13 June, 2006, 7:48 am

    – After being caught adding their special “cream” to the chocolates, Willy Wonka gave the Oompa Loompas some much much needed time off.

    – Willy Wonka and the Prostitute Factory.

    – Those girls look like they could really:
    A: Pull the Taffy
    B: Lick the Lollipop
    C: Munch the Gobstobbers
    D: Fiddle the Twizzler
    … I could go on for days.

    – After Tim Burton redid the family classic, Hugh Hefner thought he’d try his hand at it.

14. mccan

    13 June, 2006, 8:03 am

    Wonka’s annual fundraiser for the Oompah retirement home where Mortimer goes on a rum and coke bender – “Hey, Missy, I need some help pulling my taffy!” (same line every year). Later that night Morty pisses in Johnny Drama’s boots…

15. Craig

    13 June, 2006, 8:53 am

    That oompa in the back better stop pointing at me.
    Oh, and nice ass tattoo melanoma women!

16. Minnie

    13 June, 2006, 9:37 am

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    The Ho Factory.

17. cowboy

    13 June, 2006, 9:37 am

    oompa…loompa….loompa-di-doo
    I’ve got another puzzle for you…. 😕

18. Minnie

    13 June, 2006, 9:39 am

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    The cHOcolate Factory.

19. junkman

    13 June, 2006, 9:39 am

    spot the tranny.

    how do “mentor, pamper and spoil” fit together? i’ve always wanted to mentor a sugar baby.

    who could forget julia child that lumbering oaf!

20. Zinta

    13 June, 2006, 11:24 am

    OMG even the Oompa Loompas get laid more than me.. how depressing.

21. abbi

    13 June, 2006, 11:38 am

    oompa loompa!!!they soooooo rock! but not as much as me! i rock soo much… i rox ther sox!! :wtf: 😆 8) 8) 8) 8) 😛

22. MrDoug

    13 June, 2006, 11:47 am

    The Om-pa Lompas were granted three wishes by the fairy princess can you guess what they were?

    Strippers, check
    Midgets, check
    brass pole, check
    Booze, check
    The mighty davezilla is prepared for another wild Friday night in Arkansas

23. Francisco

    13 June, 2006, 12:26 pm

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    That’s no tat. That’s the cattle brand.

24. junkman

    13 June, 2006, 12:33 pm

    hey, wait a minute……aren’t these the two guys that pulled the pole out of the ground on thursday?

25. Merth

    13 June, 2006, 12:49 pm

    Humpa-Floozy flicks are all the rage in Europe. :java:

26. [email protected]

    13 June, 2006, 1:28 pm

    Fuck the Chocalate Factory! I’m gonna Wonka my Willie.

27. Jason

    13 June, 2006, 1:42 pm

    💡 Does that photo have anything to do with this one or is this just a phase of dirty Wonka fetishes?

28. Meagan

    13 June, 2006, 2:59 pm

    Oompa loompa doo pa di doo,
    I’ve got another boner for you… :wang:

29. mikeme

    13 June, 2006, 3:47 pm

    Find the pussy! 😛 :wang: :boob: :boob:

30. cynical villain

    13 June, 2006, 4:03 pm

    and this is where all the stolen chocolate willy wonka been looking for went to. Ooompa Loompa Dooopdie Da….ooh hell with this…put them boompa boompas right here….burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Can’t blame them at all. 8)

31. mikeme

    13 June, 2006, 4:33 pm

    In the face of declining enrollment, the Church of Scientology makes one last attempt to increase attendance. What? no free Cruise? 8) :wtf:

32. Chicky

    13 June, 2006, 6:15 pm

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    OMG! That’s so funny!!!!!

33. Harvey

    13 June, 2006, 8:04 pm

    We’re hav’n a party
    Everybody’s singin’
    I don’t wanna go home

34. Driver

    13 June, 2006, 8:30 pm

    Next on Access Hollywood
    With a now failing movie carrier Morgan Fairchild { center } is reduced to performing at Oompa Loompa stag party’s . Yeah thats the ticket !
    :wang:

35. Goth Princess

    13 June, 2006, 8:46 pm

    Nice to know Willy Wonka is treating his Oompa Loompas well by giving them some pole dancers. :boob: :boob: :wang:

36. Bjorn Freeh

    13 June, 2006, 9:32 pm

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    And the one on the left is Suzanne Sommers and the right… Heather Mills-McCartney?

37. cbatdux

    13 June, 2006, 9:51 pm

    Very proud to be a Pole….

38. Paige

    14 June, 2006, 12:58 pm

    Is that what Hugh Hefner has in the Grotto that everyone talks about??

39. Da Popster

    14 June, 2006, 8:23 pm

    It would be worth wearing a green wig ……… :wang:

40. Flash Gordon

    14 June, 2006, 8:35 pm

    Just curious—How could Paige’s comment be posted at 12:58–oops!
    I didn’t notice the date change! I’m from the planet Wonka. 😕

41. Infernos

    15 June, 2006, 12:58 pm

    New from Snoop Productions… Oompa Loompas Gone Wild !

42. brianne

    15 June, 2006, 8:21 pm

    THAT LOOKS LIKE A HELLUVA LOT OF FUN FOR OOMPA LOOMPAS AND THE POLE BUT REALLY WHAT DO THE MOSTLY NAKED CHICKS GET OUT OF IT? A 4 INCH WORM? :limp: :limp: :wtf:

43. Twatty

    22 June, 2006, 3:28 am

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