Caption Time #115

1. Jim S

   29 May, 2006, 1:03 am

   Two hookers interpretively dance The Wizard of Oz at their favorite mall.

   :limp:

2. Spud

   29 May, 2006, 2:37 am

   Miss Indiana 1957 just farted and blew away the opposition…

   :geek:

3. Drusky

   29 May, 2006, 3:03 am

   Just what is this world coming to when people leave perfectly good prostitutes lying around in the street?
   or
   “No, I didn’t borrow your blue panties. See, I’m wearing my red ones…”
   or
   “Janika and Lydia, having a slow night, decided to see who could fart themselves across a newly waxed floor first…” 😈

4. Lung the Younger

   29 May, 2006, 3:27 am

   ..and then at a very awkward moment, the accumulated pressures of professional tennis and all those years of steroid abuse finally caught up on the Williams sisters…..

5. Vicus Scurra

   29 May, 2006, 5:18 am

   Baltimore town officials were forced to act to make the “don’t step on the cracks” competition more challenging.

6. Master Solace

   29 May, 2006, 6:25 am

   I can’t think of a good one right now…so………..

   [Comment ID #57449 will be quoted here]

   we have a winner

7. mikeme

   29 May, 2006, 7:36 am

   Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t find my underwear. Nice butt through 😈

8. Dennis Bookhart

   29 May, 2006, 9:32 am

   Quick! Someone call the fashion police! (Not to mention the Department of Bad Parenting.)

9. lisa

   29 May, 2006, 9:39 am

   OH MY! THIS EXPLAINS WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

   Krumping (also clown dancing or clowning) is a fast growing style of hip hop dance. It originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California and is the newest form of the “Urban” Black dance movement. It is free, expressive and highly energetic.

   :wtf: :wtf:

10. Craig

    29 May, 2006, 10:02 am

    Pull your skirts down please.(and i don’t mean that in the sexual sense, more like, cover that shit up sort of thing) :puke: :puke: :puke: :limp: :puke:

11. Mandy

    29 May, 2006, 11:17 am

    No such thing as gravity; the earth sucks ….. and so does your fashion sense. :puke:

12. Driver

    29 May, 2006, 2:06 pm

    Oh boy mall hooker shuffle board :wtf:

13. Minnie

    29 May, 2006, 2:26 pm

    [Comment ID #57520 will be quoted here]

    Word. 🙁

14. Chicky

    29 May, 2006, 4:30 pm

    [Comment ID #57521 will be quoted here]

    and balancing ability after one too many tequila shots!
    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor 😀

15. phud

    29 May, 2006, 5:14 pm

    I can’t get over the strawberry shortcake purse.

16. The Cynical Villain

    29 May, 2006, 5:44 pm

    Damn, that’s the last time we go to a hood style hoedown. Damn underpants gnomes stole my thongs again. :undies: :undies: Boomshika, you wake….why your legs open like that…you didn’t!!!! You tramp!!!

17. Tara

    29 May, 2006, 6:16 pm

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    Seriously, you made me snort I laughed so hard.

    Just another case of HO BINGO.

18. Goth Princess

    29 May, 2006, 6:59 pm

    I gotta agree with Craig on this one. :puke:

19. mccan

    29 May, 2006, 7:17 pm

    Hooker-quake

20. Calcul8r

    29 May, 2006, 9:21 pm

    Crack down on drugs

21. cronewynd

    29 May, 2006, 10:57 pm

    Dave, did you take this photo yourself?
    I’m really hoping you tell us “the rest of the story”…

    :undies:

22. Mandy

    29 May, 2006, 11:13 pm

    This was taken right after Dave showed up naked at the mall. :wang:

23. Naughty Lips

    30 May, 2006, 3:26 am

    Are you sure that the one with no panties on hasn’t got herself stuck to the hard floor? Like those little toy frogs you get that you push down and they create a suction and you all wait patiently for it to pop-up again..

24. Master Solace

    30 May, 2006, 4:09 am

    Here lie two victims of the latest walk-by mall hooker shooting…and the one in the back is reaching toward the light……

25. Da Popster

    30 May, 2006, 10:33 am

    The new Olympic Winter Game sport , ” Booty Curling” ?

26. Ron

    30 May, 2006, 3:31 pm

    A whole new meaning to HO DOWN! :wtf:

27. mikeme

    30 May, 2006, 4:11 pm

    Wreck of the Whoree Dorie.

28. Flash Gordon

    30 May, 2006, 4:11 pm

    At least one of them is in the missionary position! Dang! 😕 :wang: 😳

29. jerry

    30 May, 2006, 7:14 pm

    here tiz!!!!!! here tiz!!!!!!!!

30. Meagan

    30 May, 2006, 7:44 pm

    Dat ho there don stole my thong! Git back here, bitch! :thong: :wtf:

31. Zen Cat

    31 May, 2006, 12:58 am

    Ok, Wanda, those FBI fellas are pretty damn smart so the only way we are going to get out if here is to lay down some snail tracks to throw off the feds. So turn over and start sliding.

32. Katie

    01 June, 2006, 3:37 pm

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    Why they gotta be from Indiana?

    🙄

33. Katie

    02 June, 2006, 12:53 pm

    Ok, I have my caption!!!

    “What’s the world coming to when someone leaves a perfectly good hooker on the floor?”

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