Caption Time No. 60

1. Christopher

   01 July, 2005, 12:25 am

   Even Crash Test Dummies have ancestors.

2. rust

   01 July, 2005, 12:31 am

   Goddamn french drivers. no wonder everyone hates them. even the belgians.

3. Spud

   01 July, 2005, 2:59 am

   The Muffin Man gets out and aboot in NYC
   eh?

   :boobs:

4. Lung the Younger

   01 July, 2005, 3:16 am

   A young Dick Cheney predicting the future, practices being Vice President while simultaneously mocking the French.

5. r

   01 July, 2005, 3:38 am

   The first real proof Elvis is alive, unfortunately hidden by man with puppet

6. Dante

   01 July, 2005, 3:43 am

   “Like a Rhinestone Cowboy … with a star-spangled rodeo”

   For some reason when I saw this picture that song just came into my head.

7. Anna

   01 July, 2005, 6:28 am

   Yupp, this is real European :twisted:. This is what we call “a Duck”. We’ve/I’ve driven alot of car-rally’s – drunk or drugged – in these babies.
   The suspension is great and you can get (at least) 18 people in them (at the same time).
   Sex is not very comfortable in a Duck because the heating is minimal, the backseat used to be canvas and the roof leaked.

8. Davezilla

   01 July, 2005, 6:33 am

   Oh, whew, Anna. For a moment I thought you were going to say sex in one is uncomfortable with a puppet.

9. mikeB

   01 July, 2005, 7:16 am

   Early attempts at finding WiFi hotspots proved difficult.

10. Fernando

    01 July, 2005, 2:35 pm

    The crowd goes wild when Joe pulls out his woodie.

11. DK

    01 July, 2005, 3:21 pm

    Hold on Roscoe, just a few more minutes till the rapture ! 🙄

12. Spud

    02 July, 2005, 12:47 am

    “I think this is the place for ranch dressing woody…”

13. HeartbrokenSimon

    02 July, 2005, 1:10 am

    As Steven sobered up, he realised that the hottie he’d picked up in O’Flaherty’s was a mannequin named Francis…. and the only way out was to jump through the sun roof whilst fending off her (?) amorous advances with a conveniently placed shoe tree.

    “NEVER AGAIN!” shouted Steven, “you said you’d call me!”.

    –Simon

14. nogger

    02 July, 2005, 9:44 am

    Noddy was unhappy with his new car. And where had Big Ears got to, he wondered?

15. Dave too

    02 July, 2005, 11:02 pm

    PARIS (AP) — Succumbing to pressure from the Ministère de la Culture, Disney altered its latest movie for showing in French theaters. Renamed “La Mort Vient Pas au Herbé” and presented in black & white, the story follows puppet-master Jean Marion through a meaningless day. Ministry spokesman Claude Enville said, “The metaphor of a self-aware automobile guiding man through a labyrinth of pain elevates what was a stupid American movie to tasteful and thought provoking cinematic art.”

16. Venessa

    03 July, 2005, 5:42 pm

    From the Book Of Guinness World Records: The lamest parade in the history of the world.

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