Caption Time #53

1. Natalie

   07 May, 2005, 12:05 am

   Kitty is clearly very embarrassed and doesn’t know where to look.

2. Dante

   07 May, 2005, 12:42 am

   As he looked blankly into space, his pussy was almost wet with joy.

3. Spud

   07 May, 2005, 1:15 am

   Mr Puss pondered the floaties at the end of the bath…

   😕

4. bats

   07 May, 2005, 1:45 am

   Today kitty learned hairdryers don’t float.

5. kismet

   07 May, 2005, 2:00 am

   For some reason Tom Jones just popped in my head. 😕

   “Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do…”

   For fuck’s sake, please don’t let that be the last song in my head when I go to bed. 😕

6. JFLY

   07 May, 2005, 2:34 am

   Mr. Bubble? He hasn’t aged well at all!
   And isn’t that Morris? 😛

7. Esther

   07 May, 2005, 3:58 am

   I’m too disturbed by where that guy’s hands might be, to think of anything even remotely witty.:wtf:

8. Christopher

   07 May, 2005, 4:11 am

   A clean man will never get a pussy wet.

9. tian

   07 May, 2005, 4:55 am

   “fuck, did you drop the soap again?!”

10. Lace Valentine

    07 May, 2005, 5:14 am

    “Black tile is cool, eh kitty? Fetch me my bottle of red wine. I love this tile I put up today dontcha Puss-n-boots? Where’s my ducky? Did you goes and take him somewhere without me looking at ye. You bad scat cat! Go gets my other bottle of red wine before I spank ye like a pirate.”

11. Nikki

    07 May, 2005, 7:03 am

    Hmm, this human isn’t sufficiently boiled yet. Turn up the heat!

12. GrumpySimon

    07 May, 2005, 7:10 am

    Meow! I’ve seen goldfish bigger than *that*…

13. Patrick

    07 May, 2005, 7:52 am

    Why is Rodney Dangerfield taking a bath with a cat in the Hollodeck of the Enterprise?
    :wtf:

14. Sel

    07 May, 2005, 8:19 am

    “Not quite the kind of pussy I had in mind”

15. Steppenwolf

    07 May, 2005, 8:41 am

    To jump or not to jump, that is the question-
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
    Or to take claws against a tub of troubles,
    And by opposing end them?

16. Fran

    07 May, 2005, 8:51 am

    Schrodinger’s cat longs to be back in the box after the genie granted his wish to be on the cutting edge of growing humans hydroponically. 🙄

    I hope nobody posted the same thing while I was formulating this comment. If so, I didn’t copy. Really!

17. rust

    07 May, 2005, 11:25 am

    Those toes are VERY tempting. So is that little worm thing.

18. A. Nonymous

    07 May, 2005, 12:10 pm

    George C Scott spent his final days chasing pussy.

19. JFLY

    07 May, 2005, 12:51 pm

    Patrick 😀

20. Michelle

    07 May, 2005, 6:03 pm

    “OK, I’ll jump in this time, but I better get paid on time. None of this end of the month business.”

21. girl

    07 May, 2005, 6:23 pm

    Ocelot sees a lot more than it bargained for and devises escape route.

22. Dude

    08 May, 2005, 3:40 am

    (The cat thinking to itself) I knew my mother was right. I don’t get paid enough for this…

23. M.C. Glammer

    08 May, 2005, 11:10 am

    Cat: What’s the definition of a puff adder?
    Man: I don’t know, what is the definition of a puff adder?
    Cat: A man who farts in the bath and counts the bubbles.

24. bazar sook

    08 May, 2005, 6:48 pm

    “Um, kitty darling? A little to the right? Yes, thats a girl. Now purr.”

    – Humbert Humbert’s final obsession.

25. jeni

    10 May, 2005, 2:48 pm

    still the man…i can still get the pussy in the tub with me.

26. Bob Nospahm

    13 October, 2005, 9:43 pm

    Heeeeeeere kitty, kitty, kitty…

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