Caption Time #217

1. NatalieB

   19 January, 2008, 12:09 pm

   Is she one of the 5 most horrifying bugs from the link of the day?

2. Irishcoffee

   19 January, 2008, 12:48 pm

   Fashion Police sting operation is fully operational…
   😛

3. junkman

   19 January, 2008, 1:21 pm

   mom?

4. Janet Moore

   19 January, 2008, 1:30 pm

   :java: :java: Was this pic taken at your Starbucks, Dave? I didn’t need to see this so early in my day. Looking at the cabinetry, she seems to have chosen the same color palette. 🙁 :puke:

5. blaster gas

   19 January, 2008, 2:30 pm

   I was hoping they wouldn’t get a picture of me!

6. StevieC

   19 January, 2008, 2:42 pm

   “You waitin’ on me? Are you …. waitin’…. on me?” Roberta Deniro

7. Bigwavdave

   19 January, 2008, 2:46 pm

   OMG – Dave, I guess must be the reason you guys keep going to this particular “Coffee Bar”. It’s a never-ending source of material. She must have been appalled by _____________.

   I call upon the Zilla-heads to fill in the blank.

   😈

   NARF!

8. Bigwavdave

   19 January, 2008, 2:48 pm

   Oh, I got one! She must have been appalled by…Her reflection in the mirror at the end of the counter!

9. Davezilla

   19 January, 2008, 3:50 pm

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   Yes, it was, Janet. Good eye. 😈

10. Meagan

    19 January, 2008, 4:06 pm

    Her thought: “Oh my god, look how normal her clothes are!” :wtf:

11. Flash Gordon

    19 January, 2008, 4:15 pm

    Typical Chattanooga, TN, streetwalker after a hard night. :limp: 😛 :wtf:

12. Lake Effect

    19 January, 2008, 4:57 pm

    Well, that certainly gets the ol’ juices flowin’, eh? :puke: :wtf: :puke: :limp: :puke: 😳 :puke:

13. Bjorn Freeh

    19 January, 2008, 5:34 pm

    Some people have no sense of decorum… just look at that tattoo on her ankle!

14. AnnieB

    19 January, 2008, 6:39 pm

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    Flash, I never would have guessed that you had to pay for it. 😛

15. AnnieB

    19 January, 2008, 6:48 pm

    Lovely Bigwavdave requested us to fill in the blank.

    She must have been appalled by … seeing Flash back yet again for “the works”. 😈

16. Drusky

    19 January, 2008, 6:51 pm

    Dave, is this a picture of the mother of that little brat that was selling candy bars at your Starbucks?

17. Wolfy110

    19 January, 2008, 7:53 pm

    Wow…The poor hooker must have gotten dressed in the dark.Literally. :kiss: 😕 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

    I like Java. :java: 😀

18. Flash Gordon

    19 January, 2008, 8:01 pm

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    As the sailor said, “Any ole port in a storm.” :wang: :wang: :kiss: 👿

19. rust

    19 January, 2008, 8:24 pm

    HEY LADY!

    Christmas is OVER! It’s time for St Valentine’s Day themed clothing!

20. Jay Laverdure

    19 January, 2008, 8:42 pm

    She’s got that whole ancient-Mayan children-forehead-squishing thing that produces adults with skulls that look like the monster-queen in Alien… Looking closely at her face (ew),
    she looks like she’s about to shoo that second set of Alien-jaws out of her mouth…

    (But I must admit, that look really goes with that jacket… and pants…)

21. Elle

    19 January, 2008, 8:58 pm

    Good Lord, the Mother of All Grinches, lost in Who-ville.

22. Tammy

    19 January, 2008, 9:47 pm

    I have those leggings. 🙁

23. Meagan

    19 January, 2008, 10:03 pm

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    Like a see-through negligee? Or nothing but high heels and a smile? 😈

24. Nicolette

    19 January, 2008, 10:35 pm

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    Oh God NO!!!!!!!! :dead:

25. Lake Effect

    19 January, 2008, 10:58 pm

    Look at ‘The Look” she’s giving that tv guy who wouldn’t let her borrow a chair from his table! Ya know, seeing this Starbucks in person may call for a Road Tripzilla! (Wait…we’ll need a designated driver…that could be a problem…)

26. Penguin Pete

    19 January, 2008, 11:10 pm

    You know, a thunk I’ve hads: People waiting to get coffee at Starbucks might not be dressed how they’re going to be all day. Maybe they just throw on whatever when they roll out of bed, go get their caffeine fix, then go home and change into real clothes for the day.

    However, this outfit is beyond all coffee beans to awaken her…

27. Penguin Pete

    19 January, 2008, 11:11 pm

    Awww, the default icon for us non-member slackers is a pair of nipples with clips attached! How cute! :boobs: :boobs:

28. Lake Effect

    19 January, 2008, 11:19 pm

    Geez…maybe my ADHD meds have worn off, but for the past 1/2 hour I’ve tried to find the My Acct. page to change my icon, but I just don’t see it anywhere. Can anybody push me in the right direction??

29. Irishcoffee

    20 January, 2008, 1:19 am

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    Yeah…we sure know how to have fun, don’t we?? :boobs: :boobs: if ya got em, flaunt em

30. Davezilla

    20 January, 2008, 2:12 am

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    Geez…maybe my ADHD meds have worn off, but for the past 1/2 hour I’ve tried to find the My Acct. page to change my icon, but I just don’t see it anywhere. Can anybody push me in the right direction??

    [/quote]
    Top right column, labeled Members (just like before). Click on Login. There will be two tabs: Your Profile and Your Avatar. Choose your avatar. Then choose your new one. Choose wisely. Chuck Norris is watching.

31. Marcus

    20 January, 2008, 5:49 am

    Who took that picture of me in Drag. I’m gonna kiilll you you bitch. I was having a rough night and all I could find were these clothes to wear from the Good Will drop off center. So leave me alone :java: :dead: :geek: 👿 :puke:

32. Spud

    20 January, 2008, 6:01 am

    I wonder what she looks so appalled about?

33. Chris S

    20 January, 2008, 6:10 am

    She must have been appalled by _____________.

    …the $2.50 per cup federal tax increase on half-caf mochaspressograndes. With the price of coffee skyrocketing ever higher, Delores knew she would forever be relegated to stealing clothes from the local Salvation Army donation bin for the rest of her natural life.

    As horrendous as that outfit is, the part that sticks out the most is SLIPPERS IN PUBLIC! You can’t tell me that she didn’t have an equally hideous pair of actual SHOES to wear. Good grief…

34. Chris S

    20 January, 2008, 6:14 am

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    DOH! Now I look like a plagarist. Thats what happens when you stop in mid-post to go get a :java: refill and make room for it. Sorry Marcus.

35. junkman

    20 January, 2008, 7:39 am

    dad?

36. AnnieB

    20 January, 2008, 9:54 am

    Penguin Pete barked out this tantalizing tidbit of observation:

    Awww, the default icon for us non-member slackers is a pair of nipples with clips attached! How cute! :boobs:

    Woohoo … I’d love to see your responses on the Rorschach Test! 😛

37. Maddog

    20 January, 2008, 10:11 am

    Now I know why the price of coffee wasn’t the only reason I don’t do Starbucks! :boobs: :boobs:

38. Flash Gordon

    20 January, 2008, 12:29 pm

    At least she ain’t wearing flip-flops. That would have been beyond the pale, right
    AnnieB?
    :limp: :puke: 🙁

39. AnnieB

    20 January, 2008, 1:36 pm

    Yeah Flash, I agree. No telling what her toes might look like. :puke:

40. Bjorn Freeh

    20 January, 2008, 3:30 pm

    Having removed Irma’s fashion sense, surgeons closed up the incision with shrink-wrap. More scaring, less scarring.

41. Spud

    20 January, 2008, 4:47 pm

    aarrrrrrrrgh…

42. AnnieB

    20 January, 2008, 5:56 pm

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    What a pirate with a cold would say? 😀

43. AnnieB

    20 January, 2008, 5:58 pm

    Dave I’m loving what you did with the “Quote” thingie! :kiss:

44. Davezilla

    20 January, 2008, 7:18 pm

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    Thanks, it needed a tweak. Now to fix the poll…

45. Spud

    20 January, 2008, 8:11 pm

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    You’re drooling…

46. DuckGuy

    20 January, 2008, 11:36 pm

    :puke:

47. evilqueen112

    21 January, 2008, 1:51 am

    Hey lady, nice slippers!

48. Drusky

    21 January, 2008, 11:58 am

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    This isn’t the start of a really bad ‘poll-ish’ joke, is it?
    😀

49. Astryd

    23 January, 2008, 6:21 pm

    I’m surprised. honestly. Anyone that goes through the trouble of matching leopard patterns usually goes all the way. I did truly expect to see some leopard heels with giant bows at the toes or ankles.

    Though I do enjoy our default nipples I think I enjoy Meagans more.

    She must have been appalled by the ralization that her left nipple just dropped five inches. :wtf:

    Caption time: “…oof…silent but deadly…I shouldn’t have had that last order of…OGM, that one came with a prize!”

50. Astryd

    23 January, 2008, 6:23 pm

    That tattoo used to be on her shoulder.

51. J

    04 February, 2008, 2:30 am

    Oh shit!

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