Caption Time #141

1. Zinta

   23 October, 2006, 1:06 am

   Ok.. the obvious… “Come on man do it right this time.. SHOOT THE BITCH”

2. Nunu

   23 October, 2006, 1:57 am

   Ok, here they are in order of appearance…

   Photo:
   “I’m sick of the lies, you have to choose! Her or ME!”
   Link:
   Damn! There goes my chance at getting a merit badge for anything…
   Video 1:
   I did that with a gew of my friends in Dublin… Ass-grabbing was an extra 10 euro
   Video 2:
   White people should NEVER be allowed to dance EVER!!!

   That’s all I got right now :dead:

3. Lounge Puppy

   23 October, 2006, 2:39 am

   “I told you I had a headache– so you can just put that pistol back in your pants. And tell Satan to go to Hell.”

4. Spud

   23 October, 2006, 2:50 am

   I like multiple choices…

   1. Get in the bed with me or I’ll fill ya full of lead….. bitch!

   2. The genie/devil has puffy pants, so he can’t be taken seriously.

   3. The boy scout movement has become another pawn., fer shame fer shame fer shame.

   :geek:

5. Eileen

   23 October, 2006, 5:42 am

   “I TOLD you Bitch! Give up some pussy or I’ll SHOOT yer ass, and when they take me to jail, I’ll just say the devil made me do it!”

6. Penguin Pete

   23 October, 2006, 8:12 am

   “Honey, I don’t care how much it gets you off, I’d rather shoot myself than have sex with THAT THING!”

7. mikeB

   23 October, 2006, 8:18 am

   “Separate beds are one thing, darling, but this headboard from Anton LaVey is creeping me out. Either it goes, or I go!” 😈

8. mikeme

   23 October, 2006, 8:36 am

   The Devil of it is, that I have to shoot Hell out of everything. 😈 😈

9. Chris

   23 October, 2006, 8:37 am

   ive told you for the last time, you either do me(the devil) or here now pick you homo….????? :limp:

10. lawman_221

    23 October, 2006, 8:40 am

    Yes this is a gun, and I am happy to see you demon bitch!

11. Avalon

    23 October, 2006, 8:55 am

    He’s obviously dancing to his own music

12. Lung the Younger

    23 October, 2006, 9:03 am

    Orson Welles’ failed attempt to make the Amityville Horror in 1947, led him to declare that;

    ‘There is no possible way to direct this dumb-ass story into anything other that a steaming pile of B-movie horseshit.’

    If only they had listened.

13. Brad K.

    23 October, 2006, 9:45 am

    This sucked. Janet was not impressed. Yes, John had been a prick about the whole ‘I am so bigger than six (6) inches’ thing, but this was ridiculous. OK, so his dick was the teeniest bit longer than the 6″ barrel on the stupid pistol. Gag me with a spoon, who cares?! And, damn, his whole fascination with that Puck character from Midsummer Night’s Dream as performed in ‘Porky’s’ was distracting. At least John had agreed that forest wallpaper wasn’t necessary in the bedroom. At least for now.

    Janet could just scream. It was six weeks, now, since her unhappy complaint, ‘Your little dick sure hasn’t done me any good this month!’. Six weeks, and she still couldn’t get him past she meant ‘little dick’ as in ‘not nearly often enough’. And now another month and a half, and he still focuses on measuring his damn thing. Tonight had all the makings of another tedious wait for sanity to return.

14. pablo

    23 October, 2006, 11:22 am

    Ernie considers eating the gun after his deal with the Devil goes horribly wrong. After asking to be a LOVE MACHINE he looks down to see his new big black wang. Unphased by this his hopes are dashed when every time he opens his mouth the only thing that comes out is “give it up bi-otch”
    Muriel saves his life by telling him to put the gun away. Deep, deep away, faster, harder away, oh god put it away, yes, yes, yes, yes.

15. logan

    23 October, 2006, 12:45 pm

    kill your sister then you can do me 😈

16. Diesel

    23 October, 2006, 4:59 pm

    So now that you now I’m shooting blanks, I suppose I should also tell you the truth about the “horny little devil” I promised you on our honeymoon.

17. Nikki

    23 October, 2006, 5:40 pm

    Note to perverts: Free hugs does not equal dry humping.

18. Spud

    23 October, 2006, 6:12 pm

    Tomato – Tomatoe

19. Driver

    23 October, 2006, 8:13 pm

    Caption – – You knew I was Greek when you married me now turn over or I’ll blast your tits off !

    Video #1 – – All I can say is…RIGHT FUCKING ON , many a time I’v needed a hug and there were none to be had , so I say hug on people hug on .

    Video #2 – – That dudes freakin me out man he’s freakin me out :wtf:

20. Mandy

    23 October, 2006, 8:52 pm

    Bill’s wife had to go. She’d fucked every guy in town; even the devil who is shown with an ice pack around his sore pecker. 👿

21. ummm

    23 October, 2006, 10:46 pm

    NRA Training Video #88907
    How to Neutralize a Home Intruder

    Here a law-abiding citizen has awoken him from his sleep by the sounds of a home intruder. The citizen has un-holsered his bedroom gun, and is preparing himself for confrontation, at the urging of his wife.

    However, he is unaware that the man in the suit is really a comic rapist, who has been waiting aloof for the citizen to leave the room in order to conduct a carnal interlude with his wife.

    The NRA reccommends that the cirizen take full advantage of this unique opportunity to turn the joke on the intruder and his . Perhaps a manage-a-trios, followed by some drinks, massages, a bible-reading, a game of “whose got the butt-plug”, ending with a suprise double-murder-suicide.

22. Cynical Villian

    24 October, 2006, 10:31 am

    “Oh yes the devil made me do it.” I can see the story behind the caption on this one.

    Kenneth had enough of the madness. The voices in his head were becoming unbearable. For weeks, the voices, the damnable voices keep screaming into his head. You know what you must do! You know how it will end if you don’t! You must end this now! Do it…do it!!” Over his shoulder, unbeknown to Kenneth, a mysterious figure watched with anticipation of what was to come. Kenneth opened the drawer next to his bed and pulled out the small service pistol. As he cocked the hammer, his wife, Lilth awoke to the sound. It took a few moments to register what was going on around her. However it was too late. Kenneth fired the gun point blank range into his wifes head. Gray matter and blood splattered the walls and sheets on the bed. Laughter poured from the figure behind Kenneth, gleefully accepting the scene as a job well done. Kenneth, your pain is almost over. You know now what you must do. Accepting his fate, he put the gun to his head. With a smile of encouragement from the Devil behind him…

    He pulled the trigger….

    😈 😈

23. Gladia

    24 October, 2006, 3:40 pm

    Free hugs, a great idea whose time has come, wouldn’t it be great if that campaign was to spread across the country? People would be spending less time finding ways to hurt each other, and and more time making each other feel good. I mean, I’m always looking for hugs, they just make you feel good, you know…….. 😛

24. Drusky

    24 October, 2006, 9:33 pm

    “Well, he IS hornier than you are…” 😈

25. ducatisti

    25 October, 2006, 7:35 pm

    Isn’t that Perry Mason’s secretary? The one on the left, not mister poofy-pants.

26. cody

    27 October, 2006, 9:51 am

    give me ur money ho!

27. Lisa

    27 October, 2006, 12:52 pm

    First I’m gonna pistol-whip you…and then I’m gonna make you my bitch. My friend over there is going to film it all. :wtf:

28. thatonechick

    01 November, 2006, 6:27 pm

    nice one

29. Kunal

    03 November, 2006, 10:10 pm

    Just as the bible foretold, one day a devil in puffy swimmers will make every man kill his wife.

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