Caption Time #138

1. Driver

   01 October, 2006, 12:47 am

   Just because I classed up from Keggers to wine partys it does’ nt mean I’m gonna stop sucking the tap BOYS !!! :wang: :wang:

2. cronewynd

   01 October, 2006, 1:23 am

   I think I may have been at that party…

3. biteme696969

   01 October, 2006, 1:58 am

   t least she knows how to lick the box.

4. evilmister

   01 October, 2006, 1:59 am

   Oh man is that CLASS. i mean, seriously.

5. ganicutie

   01 October, 2006, 2:02 am

   MOM!!!

6. H. R. Gerrard

   01 October, 2006, 2:36 am

   “What? You’ve never seen a lesbian
   slurping on someone else’s box?”

7. Patrick

   01 October, 2006, 6:39 am

   Oh, the tragedy of the cheaply done wedding reception!

8. Nikki

   01 October, 2006, 6:51 am

   Clearly the glass to the left just wasn’t big enough.

9. Da Popster

   01 October, 2006, 7:14 am

   Another drunken’, tap suckin’ mama ……….one in every bar and one at every wedding………………….. :limp: :puke:

10. Brad K.

    01 October, 2006, 7:26 am

    ‘Just the taste’

    Oh, how cruel. Geri felt the several drinks she had already enjoyed this evening, and yet… Who would do such a thing? Her favorite wine label, even marked down for being out-of-date, this variety was dependable. A regular friend. Geri appreciated the clock Brad had in the kitchen, made of a Corning ware casserole box (with the J.C. Penney price tag still attached!). The Corning box was attractive, appropriate to the kitchen, and the silly thing kept time.

    But this was cruel. Geri really wanted a glass of wine, all that was being served was refrigerator skip-and-go-nakeds, or Kahlua, brandy, and hot water. But the wine called …

    *sigh*. Joan had really, cruelly, left the box intact, deceptively promising that sweet taste. But, no, this was a resurrected box, come back to life as a lamp.

    A damned, empty wine box, lamp. With nothing at all left. Suck as she might, Geri could get no more than the taste, the barest smell, of that precious wine.

    It was just cruel. Why, the next thing she knew she would probably be electrocuted for draining the ‘juice’ from the light bulb.

11. djemm

    01 October, 2006, 7:34 am

    [Comment ID #77789 will be quoted here]Thats what I say cut out the middle man

12. Spud

    01 October, 2006, 7:50 am

    Yeah, why bother with a glass, no matter how bloody big it is.

    Brad – you really are going to have to put all these stories together in a book, truly, I look forward to reading it.

13. Mandy

    01 October, 2006, 7:50 am

    You know it’s a HIGH SOCIETY party when the women have on their best tin foil tiaras, and the host has an indoor picnic tablecloth. :dead:

14. Craig

    01 October, 2006, 8:55 am

    “Cannonball Comin!”

15. Bigwavdave

    01 October, 2006, 9:28 am

    The real tragedy here – which everyone is either ignoring or has failed to notice – is that this appears to be a box ‘o white zinfandel. :puke: :puke: :puke:

16. Meagan

    01 October, 2006, 12:58 pm

    “99 boxes of wine to suck down, 99 boxes of wine…” 😛

17. FISH

    01 October, 2006, 6:04 pm

    I’ve decided to go as a box of wine for this years Halloween Party.

18. Lounge Puppy

    01 October, 2006, 8:06 pm

    I wish my daughter would stop posting all her pictures on the Internet. At least I know what she’s up to this way. Although sometimes… I wish I didn’t.

19. Ace

    01 October, 2006, 8:16 pm

    “Box of wine, puts me right out.”
    Dave Chapelle would like this picture.

20. Flash Gordon

    01 October, 2006, 8:47 pm

    Tinfoil tiara!? Well, ibedam, I thought someone had sprayed
    Redi-Whip down her head. 😕 🙄 💡 😈

21. NuggetMaven

    01 October, 2006, 9:31 pm

    A few more glugs from the boxed wine, she’ll be going down on something… or someone ELSE.

22. Shorty The Biatch

    01 October, 2006, 11:24 pm

    You gotta love the fish tank hood light on top of that classy boxed wine, it really brings out the upscale paneled walls.

23. Some Girl

    02 October, 2006, 12:19 pm

    That is how every Sunday ended during my Freshman year. It was a mighty fine year. Viva La Franzia!

24. Drusky

    02 October, 2006, 3:04 pm

    [Comment ID #77823 will be quoted here]
    Redi-Whip? OOOhhhh, THAT’S what that is… After her hitting the box like that, I’d have thought something else…

    [Comment ID #77811 will be quoted here]
    😆 😀 😆

25. Drusky

    02 October, 2006, 3:06 pm

    [Comment ID #77794 will be quoted here]
    That’s exactly what she’s doing. In that position, once she finishes chugging down the wine, she won’t have to get back up to hurl it back up…

    😈

26. Irene

    02 October, 2006, 9:52 pm

    What she DIDN’t notice….. That fishy smell coming out of the Franzia box…. You guessed it, they were cleaning out the fishtank and had no place to put the fish until they finished cleaning it out ! (Hence the fishtank light on top of the Franzia box) :wtf: :puke:

27. Penguin Pete

    02 October, 2006, 11:12 pm

    Hey, I call her pragmatic. She’s saving the glass to pee in. Which, given that Franzia is the Coors of wines, will be in about five minutes – about two minutes after her buzz ends.

28. Penguin Pete

    02 October, 2006, 11:25 pm

    Oh, the caption?

    “BUUU-U-U-URRRPPP!”

29. Cynical Villain

    03 October, 2006, 11:38 am

    Hmmm I wonder what vintage that wine is? You know that the box gives it that natural flavor. Only the best for the cheapest of partiers. 😀 And all yours for the low low price of $3.99.

30. girl

    04 October, 2006, 11:11 am

    *inhales* “I detect notes of White Trash…. cardboard…”

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