Anagram Interview: Tiger Woods
Created Nov. 28, 2000DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this celebrity’s name [anagramming].
Today’s Anagram Interview is with golf sensation Tiger Woods. A young man, he is sweeping every tournament he enters. He called me late this evening after a night out at the bar. Here’s what he had to say:
Davezilla: Tiger, you’re a young man. What do you look for in a woman?
Tiger Woods: We dig torso!
Davezilla: Who doesn’t? What do women like most about you?
Tiger Woods: [giggles] Tiger’s wood!
Davezilla: What do you like most about Mitch Albom?
Tiger Woods: Writes good.
Davezilla: What were you like before you became famous?
Tiger Woods: I’d worst ego.
Davezilla: Really? What about now?
Tiger Woods: I’d got worse.
Davezilla: That’s sad. You rose to fame so quickly. That must have seemed strange.
Tiger Woods: Got so weird!
Davezilla: What do you and your family do in your off hours for relaxation?
Tiger Woods: We dig roots.
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