Anagram Interview: Stephanie Seymour
Created Dec. 19, 2000DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this celebrity’s name [anagramming].
I think we’re all familiar with supermodel STEPHANIE SEYMOUR. Best known as Victoria’s Secret’s top lingerie model, she is also married to Guns ‘n’ Roses singer, Axl Rose. I had lunch with her today and was able to get a lengthy Anagram Interview with her.
DAVEZILLA: Hi Stephanie. I hate to start out with tough questions, but this one is bugging me. I’ve heard a rumor that you slept your way to the top of the modeling world.
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: Hussy? I operate men!
DAVEZILLA: I figured. What do you think is your best asset?
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: Hips tease your men.
DAVEZILLA: Your hair is so beautiful. Does VS ever dye it?
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: Steepen mousy hair.
DAVEZILLA: You said that you don’t really like wearing garter belts and stockings. I’ll bet you can’t wait to get them off after a long shoot.
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: I resume pantyhose.
DAVEZILLA: You’re becoming a serious actress. What do you have to say to those who just think of you as just a lingerie model?
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: You mere thespians!
DAVEZILLA: Why do you think men are so obsessed with breasts?
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: Hey, pointers amuse...
DAVEZILLA: Your young niece is becoming a model as well. Tell us about that.
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: My aunties pose her.
DAVEZILLA: Is it true you had a bad experience at the Playboy Mansion?
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: A penthouse misery.
DAVEZILLA: What is your favorite color of lingerie to wear?
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: My panties? Rose hue...
DAVEZILLA: What could make the Victoria’s Secret catalog even more enticing than it is now?
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR: Um.. hey! Pose nastier?
DAVEZILLA: By the way, does anyone know that Axl Rose’s name is an anagram for oral sex?
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