Anagram Interview: Al Gore
Created Sept. 24, 2000DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this celebrity’s name [anagramming].
Vice-President Al Gore contacted me just as I was ready to leave for Fray Day. He was terribly upset because I interviewed George W. Bush on Thursday and didn't give him equal time. Here’s what he had to say:
Davezilla: None of your commercials could be seen as terribly modern or avant-garde...
Vice-President Al Gore: Predictive sloganeer. [shrugs]
Davezilla: The press has you pegged as being anal-retentive and boring. What exactly did they call you?
Vice-President Al Gore: “Ever-detailing corpse.” [frowns]
Davezilla: Let’s talk about the Lewinsky situation. It seemed like the press spent way too much time talking about Monica’s thong.
Vice-President Al Gore: Lingerie averted cops.
Davezilla: What was it like at the Oval Office when the truth first came out?
Vice-President Al Gore: President gave recoil.
Davezilla: Finish this sentence: “If I vote for Pat Buchanan I am...”
Vice-President Al Gore: Respecting a evildoer.
Davezilla: That’s poor grammar Al. How should a president spend his or her time?
Vice-President Al Gore: Developing its career.
Davezilla: What do you think of the Republican party?
Vice-President Al Gore: Degenerate civil pros!
Davezilla: You never spent much personal time with Clinton.
Vice-President Al Gore: Ignored secretive pal.
Davezilla: Are you going to take money away from seniors?
Vice-President Al Gore: Sacrilege! Deprive not!
Davezilla: It must be hard on your family to be on the road so much...
Vice-President Al Gore: Relatives griped once...
Davezilla: Any advice on women’s health issues?
Vice-President Al Gore: Neglected ovaries rip!
Davezilla: Thank you Vice-President. Always remember: VETO is an anagram of VOTE.
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