GIRL 1: "Um, I got him a tie, a video game and his-and-hers buttplugs." GIRL 2: 'OMG! I bought Mike the same things!" [From Natalie, overheard on the subway:] MAN:…
One freak has continually eluded my camera. Three times now. I will persevere. Anyway, here is the breakdown of her attire, and I use that term loosely; she looks rather…
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I hate them. The Over Smilers. They ruin photos, frighten children and cause cows to dry up with their wan expressions and lipless grimaces. First introduced to the United States…
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