Month: May 2009

Friday Saturday Question #11

  Have you ever tried to fasten your seatbelt and realized you were in an ordinary chair?  
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Things I Learned from Movies, Police Chiefs

All police chiefs are balding, pudgy, African-American mustachioed men, 50 years-old with hair-trigger tempers. Police Chiefs are magical creatures that can only be summoned into one of three sacred shrines: a detective’s office, behind the interrogation glass and the office water cooler. They have not homes, nor spouses nor lives outside of the force. Appease […]
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Caption Time #284
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Typical day in San Francisco
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How to Perplex Waitstaff

Last night, Chris Brogan, Amber Naslund, Lizz and myself were at one of those social media speaker suck-up dinners. We found the following ways to amuse ourselves during an otherwise stiff uneventful dinner party. After they remove the salad plates, hide all flatware, placemats and napkins. Look longingly at the other place settings. After receiving […]
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No drunk texting, please

Everyone has that drunk friend. You know the one. Great person until alcohol has been imbibed. And everyone has a different reaction to alcohol. I’m Irish. I hate to stereotype my ancestors, but goddamn can we put it away! I never believed I could drink a lot until I started noticing that all my friends […]
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Caption Time #285
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More People We Can Safely Dislike #21

The person(s) responsible for the musical selections playing ambiently in malls Indecisive lane-riders People who buy 398 items, freak out at the total, then force the cashier to remove each item one at a time until they can afford it Ann Coulter (always) Those who doubt the awesomeness of Kenny Powers People who cannot stop […]
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Overheard

Girl 1: “I said ‘Ew!’ Like ‘Oh!’ with an accent.” Girl 2: “Oh.” Girl 1: “Yeah, but ‘ew’.” [slight pause as they look at boy on street] Girl 1: “So I lost my panties at Jane’s but I bought some new ones. So it’s OK.” Girl 2: “You did?” Girl 1: “OK, so super cute. […]
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I … huh, I have no words
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Separated at Birth?

Anderson Cooper and Tommy Smothers Just sayin’.
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Caption Time #283
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