People from the South who claim that 78°F is "chilly". Hold up, son. You don't know what chilly is. Flight attendants who are more concerned with their nails than their…
Remember when your parents gave you wholly unscientific superstitions and warnings, such as "Don't swallow gum; it will stay in your stomach for seven years!" or, "If you make a…
Last night's flight home was not uneventful. We were still in the air—nearly a half hour late—when the pilot said, "I'm sure you may have noticed that we've just been…
Seriously. We checked. Barfz, as in, "He barfz a lot". Uepoxy, as in, "Can uepoxy this together?" Uquité, which Natalie insists is a Spanish word yet to be invented. Taintzo,…
While I'm a bit of a multi-tasker myself, I find that many combinations are simply not suitable together. For example: Putting in contact lenses while bull-fighting Bikini waxing while practicing…
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