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Damn the centipedes

April 18, 2006

I thought about the comments from yesterday’s Link of the Day. Centipedes are freakish and wrong. Especially that one. I dug up some facts about it: Giant Centipedes are responsible for the Stock Market Crash of 1929 Giant Centipedes steal your identity Giant Centipedes leave the refrigerator door open all night Giant Centipedes cause seven […]

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April 16, 2006

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That shit don’t count an’ you know it.

April 14, 2006

Dougie: “I don’t eat the snatch, and you shouldn’t nei-thuh.” Me: “Oh? Why’s that?” Dougie: “Cause that shit make you faggot.” Me: “Excuse me?” Dougie: “Anytime you put your mouth where you dick has beenâ€”that shit make you faggot.” Me: “So that would make your wife a lesbian?” Dougie: “Fuck you! How you figure that […]

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Aged children

April 12, 2006

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Asshole defined

April 10, 2006

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Bad Breyer!

April 8, 2006

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Judy Blume books that never saw print

April 17, 2006

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Caption Time #106

April 15, 2006

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Complete this Sentence, #32

April 13, 2006

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No Loittering

April 11, 2006

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I don’t have that kind of time

April 9, 2006

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Note to Self, No. 6,005

April 6, 2006

I forgot what I was going to write. Damn. Now I’ll be up all night wondering if I’ll do it again. Whatever it is. Will I even know it if I do it? Help me out here. What was it?

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