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Month: December 2005

Observations

2006 New Years Resolutions

31 December, 200531 December, 2008

Every year since this site began in 1995, I have posted my resolutions. To date, I am still not King of the World, Master of […]

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Ten things to do at a New Year’s Eve party

30 December, 200530 December, 2005

Wake up writing someone else’s blog Declare war on Iraq! Oh wait, never mind… Plaster the streets with incriminating photos involving your pet and a […]

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Seen on the way to Ottawa

29 December, 200529 December, 2005

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Seen at the Polish Christmas Carp Festival

28 December, 200528 December, 2005

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Caption Time #86

27 December, 200505 January, 2006

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It’s Boxing Day

26 December, 200523 December, 2005

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Christmas is for sharing

25 December, 200526 December, 2005

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Complete this sentence #28, One word comment

24 December, 200505 January, 2006

Longtime reader Dante’s idea: Good thing, too. I start a story and each one of you continues it. Here’s the catch: You can only add […]

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Last Minute Gift Ideas

23 December, 200522 December, 2005

This year, give gifts that they’ll never forget. Or forgive. A bucket of fresh, molten lava Their very own Manure Spreader A stack of stolen […]

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Overheard: Oyster Bar Edition

22 December, 200522 December, 2005

After finding the impossible present for Natalie today, I was quite proud and decided to celebrate at my luck by stopping at Tom’s Oyster Bar […]

Caption Time

Caption Time #85

21 December, 200521 December, 2005

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Notes to Self, No. 5,822, Nachos Edition

20 December, 200519 December, 2005

“Restaurant Style” tortilla chips means, “Our retarded bagger sat on them, crushing each chip to an ant-sized bite.” Four jalapenos are more than sufficient for […]

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