Every year since this site began in 1995, I have posted my resolutions. To date, I am still not King of the World, Master of […]
Month: December 2005
Ten things to do at a New Year’s Eve party
Wake up writing someone else’s blog Declare war on Iraq! Oh wait, never mind… Plaster the streets with incriminating photos involving your pet and a […]
Seen on the way to Ottawa
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Seen at the Polish Christmas Carp Festival
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It’s Boxing Day
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Christmas is for sharing
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Complete this sentence #28, One word comment
Longtime reader Dante’s idea: Good thing, too. I start a story and each one of you continues it. Here’s the catch: You can only add […]
Last Minute Gift Ideas
This year, give gifts that they’ll never forget. Or forgive. A bucket of fresh, molten lava Their very own Manure Spreader A stack of stolen […]
Overheard: Oyster Bar Edition
After finding the impossible present for Natalie today, I was quite proud and decided to celebrate at my luck by stopping at Tom’s Oyster Bar […]
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Notes to Self, No. 5,822, Nachos Edition
“Restaurant Style” tortilla chips means, “Our retarded bagger sat on them, crushing each chip to an ant-sized bite.” Four jalapenos are more than sufficient for […]