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The Dribbler Despite his brutish, troll-like appearance, the Dribbler is an excellent model, able to hold unchallenging poses for an hour without tiring. Yes, he has more body odor and…
The Former Fashion Model At first glance, the first year art student may assume the professor had brought a cadaver for the class to draw. Then the cadaver coughs, a…
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The Closet PervertPossibly the ugliest known human (certainly the ugliest person I've ever drawn) is the Closet Pervert. At only thirty-three, he looks closer to ninety-seven, owing to chronic masturbation…
The Hippie ChickMaking a dramatic resurgence in popularity in recent years, the Earth Mother's younger, inebriated equivalent, the Hippie Chick is a sight to behold. Or flee from. Look for…
Guide to Artists' Models No. 2: The Nudist Second only in popularity to The Earth Mother, The Nudist is usually an elderly gentleman, with a silver ponytail collected from his…
Guide to Artists' Models No. 1: The Earth Mother The Earth Mother is probably the most common of artists' models. A vast expanse of doughy flesh topped with a mop…
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