Month: February 2005

Bleach won’t clean the mental stains

Perhaps I’m just a bad man, but I still find it amusing when innocent people are put into terribly uncomfortable situations. Yesterday I had so much laundry to do that I decided to go to a laundromat and use those washers that are large enough to wash a convertible Mini Cooper. Two elderly ladies were […]
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Complete this sentence #19

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Dave Shea is an artichoke

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Several pricks

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Note to Self: 5,155

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The wit and wisdom of my girlfriend, Natalie

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Note to Self: 5,139

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A day in the life of God

4:30 AM Alarm goes off. Hit snooze twice. 4:48 AM Drag feet out of bed. Trip over Catholic martyrs who have been groveling at feet all night. 4:51 AM Wait for morning erection to subside. 4:59 AM Take a pee over North America. Giggle as Canadians mistake it for acid rain again. 5:12 AM Take […]
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