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I promise not to roll my cats in powdered cheese. I will not randomly dial extensions at work and tell coworkers they’ve been let go. I resolve not to post any pictures of myself in a thong. I promise not to mistake cat laxatives for toothpaste at my GF’s house. I will not invite Shannen […]

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Anagram Interview: Paris Hilton

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Things that sound dirty, but aren’t

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