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About this time last year, I read an interesting comment in one of my posts. It claimed to be from the editor of American Greetings Card Company. He was inquiring about purchasing some of my material. To be honest, I thought it was a joke at first; that one of my readers was pranking me. […]

Zilla’s Paradigm of Freakiness

My technique is sillier than yours

We all know someone at work who brags about taking martial arts. It’s often the guy in the mailroom with the mullet and the NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on his rusty Ford Bronco. In between bragging about which bars he was recently banned from, he relates his latest harrowing exploit as a martial arts […]

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