35 Replies to “I can see your future, and it is…”

  1. Great news, honey, I got the job as spokesperson for Acme Toilet Brush! Can I cop a celebratory feel?

    What’s that? Oh no, the whole campaign will be done by Campbell-Ewald, so I know it will be totally tasteful and not exploit my appearance in any way…

  2. I can see your future, and it is filled with adoring men if you will only try my 100% guaranteed breast enhancement technique. It is very simple, I place my hands here and…

  3. I can see it now, I was junked into the spam bin.

    Doesn’t that white wig just wanna make ya break something, or maybe take a swing at with a baseball bat?

  4. “I can see your future, and it is…”No, I can see your future, and it’s got red all over your whites!”

  5. [quote comment=”432962″]Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.

    (*or war profiteer)[/quote]

    Or, by golly, a maverick pit bull with lipstick. You betcha.

  6. [quote comment=”432942″]Some people actually take this whackjob seriously???
    8O[/quote]
    Yes. He used to run hundreds of commercials on television in the 90s.

  7. Dave, during his all white phase, tries to get another client by working with her ‘power points’… :boob: :boob: 😉

  8. [quote comment=”432430″]Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.[/quote]
    Good lord someone jumped in the wayback machine there. I can’t even remember the last time I SAW Tegrin in a store. :wtf:

    I can see your future, and it’s filled with Q-Tip flavored lovin’!

  9. I could have said:

    Is that his hair or am I tripping out on the Percocet I’m on ’cause I got busted up in a car accident?

  10. It’s a scene from the 2008 remake of 16 Candles.

    “I can’t belive I was felt up by my (transgender) grandmother!”

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