You want this where?

1. Spud

   08 June, 2006, 1:08 am

   “… and so, as a consequence of the thoughtlessness of some local youths who removed the street signs, Mr & Mrs Bob Jenkins were unable to attend the wedding of their one and only child after driving 4,000 miles cross country non stop to be there…”

   🙁

2. family jules

   08 June, 2006, 1:45 am

   Water skiing baby link:

   Joe, Harvey, Bob and Orvus were sitting around drinking beer and thinking about fishing when the wives came down to inform the menfolk that they were going into town and were leaving Baby Clem with them for the afternoon.

   After another case of beer, the boys soon tired of seeing how much beer the baby could drink without puking. Bob and Harvey suggested watching the game, but Orvus, Baby Clem’s godfather, had a better idea.

   The sudden stop of video is the exact moment of the mother’s arrival upon the scene, and the end of Orvus’ life as the man he once was.

3. Tina Marie

   08 June, 2006, 1:48 am

   And when Goatse bent over to “open up and take in” the giant cement and steel dildo, the guy on the left totally freaked at the gruesome sight of Goatse’s spread.

   Mmmmmm. Goatse. :puke:

4. Simon7

   08 June, 2006, 2:11 am

   Little known fact: Emo kids, when caught in a high powered beam of light tend to freeze, much like possums do.

   This habit, and a large shotgun comes in handy when you want to stop these little gobshites stealing lamp-posts ( probably to make shrines to Trent Reznor ).

   *BANG!* *BANG!*

5. Lung the Younger

   08 June, 2006, 3:50 am

   Those scallywag prison guards at Abu Ghraib get photographed again!
   This time playing with the perimeter fence while off duty.

6. JFLY

   08 June, 2006, 4:55 am

   John Goodman and Sandra Bernhart team up once again for “Celebrity Pole Dancing”. 😛

7. Spud

   08 June, 2006, 4:57 am

   Heh, very funny Mr Lung, one might even call it a posting operation…

8. The real Paul

   08 June, 2006, 5:46 am

   Jeb and Clem demonstrating the new pole dancing technique, it’s all the rage in Kentucky.

9. junkman

   08 June, 2006, 7:43 am

   fatty grunts one out over new hole to hell while the devil anchors him for the blast.

   i would like to see the jet ski drag grandma next.

   poison: you name it!

10. bhamm

    08 June, 2006, 7:51 am

    NASHVILLE, TN:
    “Thud and Wacky” the Famous Sibling Strippers from local exotic club ‘The Moldy Peach’ were found dead today after a drunken wager forced them to shove an eight-foot pole into their rectal cavity.
    Police could only describe the scene as “grizzly, yet, strangly hilarious”.
    Officer Jeb comments: “I saw whut they’d done and I thought ‘shit’, that musta hurt like a bitch.”
    Officer Jeb then proceeded into the ‘Peach’ and was unavailable for further comment.
    When asked how the parents felt about this horrible ordeal, Mrs. Bumnugget responded, “I told’em this would happen.”

11. Organist

    08 June, 2006, 8:02 am

    New age version of the Odyssey-Cyclops story…different pole, different orifice ❗ :geek:

12. Patrick

    08 June, 2006, 8:48 am

    A pre-SNL photo of Chris Farley and Joe Piscopo!

13. Craig

    08 June, 2006, 8:58 am

    I thought Chris Farley was dead? Why is he stealing a sign with Pauly Shore, who should be dead?

14. Bjorn Freeh

    08 June, 2006, 11:17 am

    Arthur and Galahad, unable to free the sword from the stone, decide to take the whole thing back home. Upon arrival at the castle, they were greeted by Sir Ashton and the entire Punk’d camera crew.

    Well… maybe you had to be there.

15. Zinta

    08 June, 2006, 11:27 am

    Ed and Jeb misunderstood what they meant when they asked for a pole dance.

16. lil miss tickle

    08 June, 2006, 1:39 pm

    Why does every one think of pole dancing every time they see any one near one?maybe they combine it with stripping? :boob: :boob: … :wang:.
    then again this time it is men.LOL :limp:

17. lil miss tickle

    08 June, 2006, 1:40 pm

    Why does every one think of pole dancing every time they see any one near one?maybe they combine it with stripping? :boob: :boob: … :wang:.
    then again this time it is men.LOL :limp:… 😈

18. britt

    08 June, 2006, 2:05 pm

    [Comment ID #61252 will be quoted here]

    … I’m southern, but that sounds like it would happen ’round here…. 😆

19. bhamm

    08 June, 2006, 2:24 pm

    To Any and All Southerners:

    No offence at all intended…
    …unless of course you work at the Moldy Peach.

20. Meagan

    08 June, 2006, 2:47 pm

    “Dude, look at the size of that asshole!!!” :wtf:

21. Beaner

    08 June, 2006, 3:21 pm

    OMG was that a real baby?!!! Whoever came up with that idea needs a large metal pole stuck up their ass! OH, i totally get the john goodman/sandra bernhard thing, wow and ew!

22. cbatdux

    08 June, 2006, 3:54 pm

    Verne and Sid, at the exit of the Literal Interpretation Association of America, react to the “Sign out at departure” notice.

23. mikeme

    08 June, 2006, 3:59 pm

    Two hillbillies attempt to post on the internet

24. Ace

    08 June, 2006, 4:16 pm

    Preston and Winston saw the Grinch and since they wouldn’t touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole they looked for a forty foot pole.

25. Da Popster

    08 June, 2006, 5:02 pm

    Two more reasons to explore 12 Step Programs !! :puke:

26. Spud

    08 June, 2006, 6:25 pm

    [Comment ID #61426 will be quoted here]
    Bwahaaaaa….

    😈

27. Master Solace

    08 June, 2006, 7:45 pm

    [Comment ID #61426 will be quoted here]

    they took the term “signing in” a little too literally………

28. lucky

    08 June, 2006, 7:57 pm

    redneck version of atari pole position

29. terlmanversion3

    08 June, 2006, 8:34 pm

    Dave,dig up something interesting next time,not the key to the Abyss! :dead:
    And,for Pete’s sake,unblock my old self! 🙁
    there will be no more meaningless comments from me,
    even if everyone else is doing it.
    (i HAVE been visiting this site since forever via http://www.the-cloak.com )

30. terlmanversion3

    08 June, 2006, 8:38 pm

    :: my poison is (for youall) coco diapers soaked in panda urine.for me? too much workkk coupled with a pms-ing woman boss aged 50.ugggg!

31. Anita Mann-Badley

    08 June, 2006, 9:04 pm

    No, no… a poll! I said to go take a poll!

32. Drusky

    09 June, 2006, 9:49 pm

    The picture was taken just as Horatio Sanz and Carrot Top squeel in pain from that stabbing, burning pain in their gonads after ripping that ‘No Idiots’ sign from the ground… 😈

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