Wow, just wow

1. tinamarie

   04 December, 2005, 12:07 am

   Oooh, first comment.

   First off, that Zeloot stuff is wierd shit.

   Second, anyone who believes that crap about “witches” is stupid. I have yet to meet a single Wiccan who is ‘satanic’. On the other hand, I have met a few Satanists, and not a one of them was a Wiccan.

2. tinamarie

   04 December, 2005, 12:10 am

   Ooooh, second comment. 🙄

   On the other hand, it would be cool to have ‘satanic witch powers.’ The first thing I would do is order Mocha or Mochebacca or whatever his name is to grant the poor dude in that picture a decent looking crotch, since he seems to be missing one (and he’s bowlegged, too.)

3. Paulo

   04 December, 2005, 1:30 am

   Oooh, I used to have that book! I wrote a bit on the author here, and one of the book’s other readers accused me of being a Satanist.

4. Natalie

   04 December, 2005, 1:38 am

   Yeah, I’d like to order a mocha too.:java:

5. Esther

   04 December, 2005, 2:15 am

   People are idiots.

6. CroneWynd

   04 December, 2005, 2:42 am

   ROFLMAO!!!

   I am a witch, but I’ve never levitated a table. Well, okay, I’ve had the strong males in my family move tables “at my command,” but none of them are named “Mochua.”

   I’m real curious about what website THAT lovely piece of “education” came from.

7. Spud

   04 December, 2005, 4:30 am

   I’d one case of mocha please.

   :boobs:

8. Lisa

   04 December, 2005, 8:05 am

   Did that witchcraft nonsense come out of a Jack Chick publication?

9. mitch

   04 December, 2005, 8:16 am

   Jesus and Elvis are alike in a lot of ways. The biggest? I like alot of their work, but their fans drive me crazy. 😈

10. mikeB

    04 December, 2005, 8:30 am

    What can we learn from this diagram?
    1 Witches are proportionate but filled with halftone dots
    2 Demons have perforation lines for easy tearing
    3 Non-witches are flabby and gullible
    😈

11. rust

    04 December, 2005, 11:33 am

    And all this time I’ve been lifting tables using direct telekinesis. What an insight! WOW!

    Now if only I could use my powers to get it up. :limp:

12. Patrick

    04 December, 2005, 2:46 pm

    Now, I could’nt find that diagram in my “Witchcraft for Dummies” book, what page was that on?

13. Spud

    04 December, 2005, 4:26 pm

    I meant to say, I’d like a mocha, but that was obviously too much spelling at that time.

    However, why do witches feel the need to lift tables with their minds?

    I prefer the :wang: method.

    much simpler and hardly any willpower required.

    💡

14. cody

    04 December, 2005, 5:18 pm

    hee hee hee. i have a witch book.(it says “wizard” actually) and mostly it tells about how different plants and objects are related spiritually. nothing about spirit moving tables. or gullibying cartoon drawings.
    which, by the way, did you know they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?

15. Marcus

    04 December, 2005, 8:10 pm

    It works!!!:twisted: However,when I asked my spirit body to clean my room, it laughed at me and went to the local pub to have a few beers. I think it was ignoring me. I will try again later. 😈

16. Craig

    04 December, 2005, 9:28 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOOOH, 16th comment…

    I got nuthin’:limp:

17. Wendy

    05 December, 2005, 4:09 am

    Which witch is whitch? LOL!:eek::wtf:

18. Tami Jo

    05 December, 2005, 7:57 am

    This is a vulgar display of power. Everyone knows the real money is in bending spoons.

19. cody

    05 December, 2005, 8:47 am

    the spoon doesn’t bend, the mind does. haven’t you seen the matrix?

20. Tami Jo

    05 December, 2005, 11:17 am

    No, and Zilla has not yet let me live it down. Don’t get me started on the list of cinema homework I have to do before I’m allowed back outside at recess…

21. coley

    05 December, 2005, 11:43 am

    I used to get accosted daily by a co-worker because I had never seen Fight Club. Now, I occasionally get ribbed for not seeing any of the Star Wars movies made in this century (I work with software developers- it’s like a religion). :geek:

22. Bubbles

    05 December, 2005, 1:26 pm

    Apparently I’m a type “A” witch. I don’t like to delegate my levitating to demons. They’re so unreliable and lazy. They’re union, you know.

23. tenderflower

    06 December, 2005, 5:32 pm

    If I were the mochua, I’d be pissed as hell at being dragged out of my rapture to lift a damned table. Someones getting a curse for that one.

24. jayray

    06 December, 2005, 6:09 pm

    WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT???
    WTF..ARE U SERIOUS??…
    the force cant stretch that far, it usually takes 2 demons:twisted::boobs::boobs::limp:

25. net-surfer22

    06 December, 2005, 8:24 pm

    🙄 🙁 😮 ❗ Accually, The body without the spirit will seace to funktion. So, it might rather be a thought pattern, or maybe acreep devil doing it all. crappy wiches.

26. net-surfer22

    06 December, 2005, 8:31 pm

    dang, can’t spell ciece? I meant stop tp be active 😛 😛 😛 sorry

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