Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband

  1. A copy of The Rules
  2. Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set
  3. Febreze Noticeables
  4. Frilly drapes
  5. My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset
  6. Pink hand tools
  7. A coupon for Enzyte
  8. A Utilikilt
  9. Season tickets to the Detroit Lions (still 0-14, ouch!)
  10. What gifts would you avoid?

16 Replies to “Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband”

  1. fifi underwear
    any tie
    sweaters with pictures on it
    thongs
    gift certificate to Joe’s tatoo and funeral home
    any appliance for personal grooming
    a bottle of artichoke liquor instead of a case of beer
    maple flavored spagetti
    a new car that gets 7 miles to the gallon
    rings and staples for my face
    😛 😛

  2. What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.

    I’m not giving my SO a present this year, he did not use the one I gave him last year…..a tombstone.

  3. [quote comment=”571462″]What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.[/quote]
    right but they don’t like being reminded that they all have smaller ones than they admit to. 😈

  4. [quote comment=”571462″]What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.

    I’m not giving my SO a present this year, he did not use the one I gave him last year…..a tombstone.[/quote]

    LOL……mine didn’t use his either!!! We need to find ways to remedy this problem! I mean really…… if we buy them a present, then they should be gracious enough to at least use it ONCE!!!

  5. [quote comment=”572093″]A list of every man you’ve been with.[/quote]
    Oh and BTW……..that is a good one!! I wonder if I give him that…..will he use the tombstone then?

  6. Utilikilts are kick ass, and let the balls “breathe.” Besides, too expensive to give unless my man specifically asked for it. Though I find the leather ones, sex-ay!

  7. Chlamydia

    …and a 1980 Plymouth Volare’

    (yea, I know we already did an STD thing on the other ‘gift’ thread, but I wanted to post something.)

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