Someone pointed me to the second in a series of products that I simply do not grasp. This one being Preggie and Queasy Pops.
I shit you not.
Preggie Pops are alleged to ease morning sickness. This is no doubt a great relief to many women who will wonder if they cause pregnancy. I wonder, do they come in sperm flavor? Is the center filled with Contraceptive Jelly?
It’s the Queasy Pops that have me a little off-put. Do they make one ill? Perhaps you ram one down the throat with great force to induce vomiting. Do they come in queasy flavors, such as Toothpaste-Orange Juice, delicious Salsa-Berry Yogurt, and my personal favorite: sumptuous Catnip Omelette.
What if other diseases and medical conditions had their own treats? Candida Candies, Bubonic Bon-bons, or Plague Pops anyone?
I know you can do better. Let’s hear ’em.