50 Replies to “Whatever blows your skirt up”

  1. in case you were wondering what companies are authorized to install a spanish air conditioner in your cunt! 😈

  2. She obviously has a problem with “moist”

    Not to mention the giant sting-ray with tentacles that’s attacking her neck. :wtf:

  3. :wtf: This is the influence of Telemundo on advertising. 😈

    Bad use of clip art. Mistook the stripper clip art for the satisfied customer clip art. 😐

    😳 The woman is paying for said installation with a nice lap dance. 😀

  4. Well mine certainly needs cooling off when my baby has done an exceptionally thorough job of banging the daylights outta me… :wang: 😛

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    Your man’s rod is probably glowing like hot steel just before dipping it in water to cool it off… 😀

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    Just looking at that picture, I’m not sure how a map would help. How bout grab the door. And slam it. From the other side. As we say in beautiful downtown Portugal, Hasta La Bye Bye!

    You know Dave, if you’da posted that Vid o’ The Day a week ago, I wouldn’t have had to wade through that long Link o’ The Day on 3/10. :puke: :limp:

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    Thank you.

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    A correction is fine but I’m not here to get geography nor language lessons from you!

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    She became one with the poo. :puke:

    That’s one way to save on toilet paper.
    Maybe thats what the kansas girl needed. It sure looks like the girl in the ad is having a blast!

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    HELL YEAH!! It’s about damn time! Who’s up for the first BJ??? :wang:

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    How wude

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    Don’t hold back Megan, let us know how you’re really dressed…
    😈

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    EVERY day should be Steak & BJ Day… But rest assured, the lady gets a happy landing, too!

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    And yet another petal of the flower that is Meagan falls open…

  12. ‘Blow one up your keaster!’

    I’m not one for the flowers and candy type shit on Valentine’s day, can’t I have a steak and BJ too? Please? 🙁 😕 😛 :thong:

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    :wtf: dammit, can’t we all just get along???? 😈 don’t worry, I’ll gladly give you that bj, but onky if we can charge the guys extra.

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    Well, if they do it this way, they’re gonna find ‘crack’ every time!

  15. My neighbor lady has one of these hair conditioners, but I find it annoying. When ever she does it, it sounds like someone blowing across the top of a soda bottle. :wang:

  16. About that video: oh yeah that’s a man, and he doesn’t even know the words to the song! All he knows is “No No No”………

    ……..and oddly enough, those were the only words I was able to say after watching it, too.

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    Another Portuguese hooker gets disinfected by the health dept.

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    How do you say “large, cold quiver” in Spanish?

    Or is that Portuguese, I can’t remember.

  19. The way my sweetie gave it to me, February 21st was “Steak, blow job, and shut the fuck up day”, which meant I didn’t have to listen to inane blathering chatter afterwards. BTW, one was hot and well done, the steak was medium well! :wang: 🙂

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