What is it?

1. Spud

   09 August, 2006, 12:05 am

   They are here…

   :geek:

2. Red Dog

   09 August, 2006, 12:20 am

   I knew my early modeling career would come back to haunt me… :wang:

3. Kristi

   09 August, 2006, 12:47 am

   Could be:

   1) The petrified remains of Paul Bunyan’s wang

   2) The object of worship of the Phallus Cult

   3) Paris Hilton’s favorite new toy

   4) Hugh Hefner’s latest addition to his art collection

4. evilmister

   09 August, 2006, 12:50 am

   BEHOLD … THE MIGHTY ERECTION … no, wait, is that right? erection? that’s what it says on the cue card … well, i don’t know about YOU, but where i come from, that means a whole other thing … look, if you’ve got another word for … for … this thingie, then by all means, open up and spit it out, but right now i’ve got a garden full of slightly drunk bank managers laughing their asses off. christ i knew this retreat was a waste of time. i can’t wait to get … oh jesus… someone call 9-1-1 … Johnson’s gone and tried to mount the statue and it’s, uh, mounted him in return.

5. Nunu

   09 August, 2006, 2:12 am

   😈 My next boyfriend! :kiss:

6. Ace

   09 August, 2006, 2:14 am

   MR. HAPPY!!!!
   That guy is too into his :wang:. Nice.

7. MJaz

   09 August, 2006, 2:41 am

   I want that swimwear for my 16-year old daughter!!! It will hide the cast-iron chastity belt her Dad is having made for her. Does cast iron rust in the water? hmmmmmm…. Maybe we better go with stainless steel?

8. Meagan

   09 August, 2006, 3:29 am

   I think the aliens just left it behind to confuse us, ’cause seriously what the fuck is that? 😕

9. Nikki

   09 August, 2006, 6:55 am

   I wear less on a daily basis most of the year than the Wholesome Swimwear models wear in one day to the beach.

10. Mandy

    09 August, 2006, 7:02 am

    If that’s the wholesome swimwear, I’ll take the whoresome swimwear, thank you. :thong:

    Also, Dave? What’s with the giant morning wood? :wang:

11. david

    09 August, 2006, 7:12 am

    it looks like amish swim wear :limp:. i’m sorry i think the amish would wear less than that. i don’t think wholesome is the word for those clothes. for me what comes too mind is prudeish, nunish (if that’s even a word it should be created just for these clothes.), or downright muslim. and secondly how did you get a pic of my penis?!

12. bhamm

    09 August, 2006, 7:38 am

    – The New Monolith for the remake of 2001: A Space Odessey

    – Larry Flynt’s Halloween costume

13. Da Popster

    09 August, 2006, 7:52 am

    Yet ANOTHER phallic looks like gag ……………. :puke: Oh GROW up !! :limp:
    How about a taco or something similar for a change of pace ?

14. Da Popster

    09 August, 2006, 7:58 am

    By the way, you’re freaking me out with that swimwear ad, seen stuff like that in an old photo album …………. from the 1920’s, at least those pics were in b&w and henceforth not as scary. :wtf:

15. Patrick

    09 August, 2006, 8:28 am

    The Thing was trying to impress Invisible Girl Sue Richards with his highbar routine. Unfortunately he crissed when he should have crossed and hung his ‘cash and prizes’, leaving them as last will and testament to the only true ‘hard on’. Funeral services will be Saturday at 11:00 a.m.
    Sneezing Too Hard is insanely funny! LMAO.

16. Spud

    09 August, 2006, 8:34 am

    I just checked on the wholesome swimwear link after seeing the girls comments.

    and, um, um didn’t we see this type of swimwear in like 1902?

    Kinda like brown bread huh, wholesome and most likely good for you, but totally unappealing.

    :geek:

17. junkman

    09 August, 2006, 8:44 am

    that swimwear is enough to make the statue go limp. :limp:

18. phud

    09 August, 2006, 9:32 am

    the swimwear maker should be introduced to the giant schlong

19. girl

    09 August, 2006, 11:27 am

    cross-section of a dinosaur :wang: ?

20. joe

    09 August, 2006, 11:37 am

    those swimsuits make so :wang: :wang:!

21. Myra

    09 August, 2006, 3:20 pm

    For Pete’s sake, I bet nun’s wear less than that at the beach! How could you swim in that? :wtf:

22. Omega

    09 August, 2006, 4:18 pm

    Looks more like a middle finger to me. Just sayin’. Though I would accept the :wang: theory.

23. Bigwavdave

    09 August, 2006, 4:30 pm

    RE: The “swimsuits”…I notice the area code is for northern Oregon – Any thoughts?
    Hey gang, let’s go into town for a Coke!

24. Avalon

    09 August, 2006, 5:09 pm

    Do you think they have waterproof bibles too?

25. Sami

    09 August, 2006, 6:33 pm

    :wang:

26. Drusky

    09 August, 2006, 8:49 pm

    [Comment ID #72884 will be quoted here]
    Cast Iron is so old school… He needs to get her a KEVLAR chastity belt. If it will stop a .38, It’ll stop a 4 – 6″er…

    😆

27. Drusky

    09 August, 2006, 8:54 pm

    Could that be Lorena Bobbit’s clothes line? Maybe she’s hanging some Jerky treats to dry… 😈

28. Drusky

    09 August, 2006, 8:58 pm

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    Carefull… Mandy made that same claim not too long ago and she posted pictures to prove it…

    Atta Girl, Mandy!!!
    😛

29. Natalie

    09 August, 2006, 9:36 pm

    How come “wholesome swimwear” only comes in women’s styles? Some guys are in desperate need of full coverage.

30. Flash Gordon

    09 August, 2006, 9:54 pm

    The Loch Ness Monster got tangled in that ladder? and lost his Johnson. :wang: 😮 😕 👿 :wtf:

31. cronewynd

    09 August, 2006, 11:42 pm

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    As a former Mennonite (think rather worldy Amish) I can assure you… that is LESS than they wear to swim in! Most swim in regular clothing, and NEVER in mixed company! (and, they won’t swim at public pools or beaches… only in private pools, private lakefront, etc.)

    Of course, there are different areas and groups that are more or less strict about it…

    I’m looking at that, and thinking, Hey, that would hide my fat thighs…

32. vbbjen

    10 August, 2006, 12:30 am

    :wang:

33. david

    10 August, 2006, 7:53 am

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    thanx for the inside info. and welcome back to the fun world of sin. :wang: 😀

34. crystal

    10 August, 2006, 8:20 pm

    Ha…
    I never wear even that much if I can help it, and I have the pics to prove it. :boob: :boob:

35. Kate

    14 August, 2006, 12:03 am

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    wierdly enough that has happened to me before eccept the statue was ALOT smaller than that mambagoe surely though i am all to glad that it wasn’t JOHNSEN persay but peter yes peter shut up he’s my friend.

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